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My Lousy BM Drama - Ihsan & Dosa

2011-10-06T23:59:00.000-07:00

Babak I

Masa : Malam
Tempat : Taman Bastion

PROFESOR NATAS : TUNGGU! Jangan lari, pengecut!

PROFESOR NATAS mengejar seorang lelaki misteri melepasi beberapa jalan yang diterangi oleh lampu jalan sahaja, sepanjang masa kejaran itu dia menjerit ancaman kepada lelaki tersebut. Terdengar jeritan PROFESOR NATAS, jiran-jiran Taman Bastion yang kehairanan membuka langsir tingkap untuk meninjau keadaan yang hiruk-biruk di luar.

PROFESOR NATAS : Aneh! Saya langsung tak dapat mendekatkan jarak kami! Kelajuan larian kami berdua macam sama saja?

Setelah bekejar-kejaran selama 5 minit, lelaki itu memasuki sebuah lorong buntu yang kecil lagi gelap. PROFESOR NATAS menghampiri lelaki yang masih membelakangkannya itu dengan langkah yang perlahan.

PROFESOR NATAS : Cukup! Jangan cuba untuk larikan diri lagi! Apakah yang telah saya lakukan hingga melahirkan kebencian kamu yang amat sangat terhadap saya hingga kamu sanggup membunuh mereka! KENAPA!?

??? : Natas Sedah, peribahasa ‘sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga’memang sesuai untuk

menggambarkan hari malang kamu ini. Bagaimanakah perasaan kamu sekarang? Penuh dengan derita dan sengsara? Hahahaha!

PROFESOR NATAS : Tutup mulut keji kamu tu! Jangan memaksa saya untuk mencedarakan kamu!

Namun, perkataan lelaki misteri memang bersah. PROFESOR NATAS berfikir kembali memori hari tersebut. Terlalu banyak perkara yang telah berlaku dalam masa yang singkat menyebabkannya menyoal realiti kejam yang dihadapinya sekarang. Segalanya bermula dari percubaan mesin dimensi prototaip PROFESOR NATAS......

Babak II
Masa : Petang

Tempat : Makmal PROFESOR NATAS, Universiti

Utopia

PROFESOR NATAS seorang ahli saintis yang unggul. Setelah membuat penyelidikan dan eksperimen selama 10 tahun, akhirnya dia dan pembantunya, KRIS telah berjaya untuk menciptakan sebuah mesin dimensi prototaip. Mesin tersebut membolehkan penggunanya bergerak ke mana-mana sahaja dalam masa yang singkat. Namun begitu, malang tidak berbau, ketika PROFESOR NATAS dan KRIS sedang membuat percubaan terakhir pada mesin itu, bumbung universiti terkena petir yang kuat lalu disalurkan ke bekalan elektrik universiti. Akibatnya, aliran elektrik yang kuat telah merosakkan mesin dimensi......

PROFESOR NATAS : Kris! Mesin dimensi prototaip sedang berfungsi pelik! Lantas memutuskan bekalan elektrik!

KRIS : Ya profesor! ( cuba menutup suis tetapi terkena kejutan elektrik ) AaaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHH!!! ( pengsan )

PROFESOR NATAS : Kris! KRIS!

Pada masa itu, pintu dimensi di mesin dimensi tersebut terbuka, dan ia menyedut PROFESOR NATAS ke dalamnya. Walaupun telah menggunakan kesemua tenaganya, PROFESOR NATAS masih tidak dapat berlawan dengan kuasa sedutan mesin dimensi, dan akhirnya dia telah disedut ke dalam terowong dimensi berwarna pelangi , PROFESOR NATAS kini hanya boleh bergantung kepada nasib kerana dia bakal dibawa ke dimensi yang tidak diketahui......

Babak III

Masa : ???

Tempat : ???

Apabila PROFESOR NATAS tiba di akhir terowong, dia menyedari bahawa dia telah dibawa ke dimensi yang hanya wujudnya kekosongan. Mengelitikan keadaan sekeliling, warna putih sahaja yang dapat dilihat oleh PROFESOR NATAS. Tiba-tiba, cahaya yang membutakan memancar ke arah PROFESOR NATAS. Sebaik sahaja PROFESOR NATAS membuka matanya semula, dia terlihat sebuah bayangan transparen yang sebesar bangunan dua tingkat.

ZOROX : Selamat datang ke dimensi kekosongan, manusia. Saya ialah Zorox. dewa kekosongan.

PROFESOR NATAS : Wahai dewa Zorox, tolong menghantar saya balik ke Dimensi Bumi! Kawan saya telah pengsan dikejut elektrik dan saya perlu pergi selamatkannya!

ZOROX : Baiklah, tetapi kamu mesti menjalani ujian saya sebelum saya menghantar kamu balik ke Bumi.

PROFESOR NATAS : Saya sudi melaksanakan apa sahaja asalkan dapat balik ke Bumi, dewa Zorox!

ZOROX : Kamu mempunyai jiwa yang berani, manusia. Bersiap sedialah!

Sekali lagi PROFESOR NATAS dibutakan cahaya, dan apabila dia membuka mata semula, dia terlihat perkara yang paling gerun dalam sepanjang kehidupannya.

Babak IV

Masa : Pukul 6, 6 minit, 6 saat petang

Tempat : Universiti Utopia & Rumah PROFESOR

NATAS, Taman Bastion

Terlantar di lantai makmal, KRIS telah dicalar beberapa kali pada badannya. Ketika PROFESOR NATAS berada di dimensi kekosongan, seseorang telah membunuh KRIS apabila dia masih pengsan. Badan KRIS berlumuran dengan darah, darahnya dan kesan calaran masih segar. Mengangkat KRIS dengan kedua-dua belah tangannya, PROFESOR NATAS bersumpah akan membalas dendam bagi pihak KRIS. Sebelum meninggalkan universiti, PROFESOR NATAS telah meletakkan mayat KRIS dalam mesin cryo ciptaan sendiri. Dalam perjalanan balik ke rumah, hati PROFESOR NATAS dipenuhi soalan.

PROFESOR NATAS : Siapakah yang begitu kejam hingga sanggup membunuh Kris? Mengapakah Kris dibunuh? Adakah ia kerana dia pernah menimbulkan kemarahan orang lain?

Walaubagaimanapun, soalan-soalan tersebut lenyap segera apabila PROFESOR NATAS terlihat pintu rumahnya telah terbuka. Lampu rumah juga tidak dinyalakan. KARIN, isteri PROFESOR NATAS tidak pernah menutup lampu pada waktu malam kerana anak perempuannya ALICE takut akan kegelapan. Sesuatu yang buruk telah berlaku......

PROFESOR NATAS : ( masuk ke dalam rumah secara berhati-hati ) Karin, kamu ada di rumah ke? Saya sudah balik! Karin! Alice! Di manakah kamu berdua?!

PROFESOR NATAS ternampak segelintir cahaya lampu di arah dapur lalu menuju ke dapur. Di situ PROFESOR NATAS terjumpa kedua-dua orang isteri dan anaknya. Pada hari biasa mereka akan menyambut PROFESOR NATAS dengan senyuman untuk makan malam, tetapi hari ini mereka berdua berbaring di atas lantai, luka pisau jelas dilihat di tubuh belakang mereka. Darah membasahkan baju mereka dengan perlahan-lahan. Seorang lelaki misteri berdiri berbelakangkan PROFESOR NATAS di antara mayat KARIN dan ALICE, tangannya menghayun sebilah parang yang diliputi dengan percikan darah. Pembunuh KRIS dan ahli keluarga PROFESOR NATAS sedang berdiri di depannya. Kebencian dan dendam memberangsangkan hati PROFESOR NATAS......

Babak V

Masa : Malam

Tempat : Lorong buntu Taman Bastion

??? : Oi, sedang bermimpi ke ni?

PROFESOR NATAS tersedar dari imbasan kembalinya. PROFESOR NATAS telah mengejar lelaki misteri tersebut setelah dia melarikan diri dari tingkap dapur selepas membunuh KARIN dan ALICE. Kini, mereka berada di lorong buntu, bersedia untuk bertempur......

PROFESOR NATAS : Pembunuh, saya akan menghukum kamu atas kejahatan yang telah dilakukan oleh kamu! Mari ikut saya ke balai polis!

??? : Tunggu sekejap Natas, mungkin kamu akan menukarkan fikiran selepas melihat wajah saya.

Lelaki itu berpusing menghadapi PROFESOR NATAS supaya dia dapat melihat mukanya. Lelaki itu berpakaian tuxedo dan seluar panjang putih yang penuh dengan darah mangsanya. PROFESOR NATAS tergamam melihat seorang lelaki yang dari segi rupa, ketinggian, suara dan perbuatan yang serupa dengan dia sendiri.

PROFESOR NATAS : Siapakah kamu?! Kenapa kamu mempunyai wajah yang serupa dengan saya?!

??? : Kamu tidak kenali sayakah? Saya ialah KAMU, Natas!

PROFESOR NATAS : Jangan mengarutlah orang gila! Saya tidak mempunyai abang atau adik kembar! Beritahu saya identiti kamu yang sebenar!

??? : Walaupun kita berasal dari tubuh yang sama, tetapi saya benci nama kamu yang menyampah itu! Saya mencipta name baru dengan menterbalikkan nama kamu, Natas Sedah… Sayalah Satan Hades!

PROFESOR NATAS : Satan Hades, nama yang penuh dengan kejahatan!

SATAN HADES : Kami berdua merupakan orang yang sama, ini membuktikan bahawa sifat benar kamu ialah itu yang kejam!

PROFESOR NATAS : Sampah karut! Fenomena ini tidak mungkin dari segi sains! Jangan menghina saya!

SATAN HADES : Ahhhh! Kamu ni memang menjengkelkan! Diam dan dengar baik-baik penjelasan saya tentang kemunculan saya di dunia ini.

SATAN HADES meletakkan parangnya di atas lantai lalu duduk di atas tong sampah yang berhampiran dengan tangannya bersilang.

SATAN HADES : Sejak kamu dilahirkan, saya telah bersembunyi di bawah kesedaran kamu, mengumpulkan tenaga saya supaya suatu hari nanti saya boleh terpisah dari tubuh kamu. Saya akan menghisap tenaga kamu apabila kamu berasa marah atau sedih. Tenaga yang telah saya hisap akan bertukar menjadi tenaga negatif. Saya telah sabar menunggu selama 43 tahun untuk mengecas tenaga negatif saya ke tahap maksimum. Akhirnya, kini impian saya direalisasikan! Hahahaha! Tubuh baru saya memang sangat berkuasa! Apabila kamu semakin marah, saya akan bertambah kuat! Murkalah Natas! Bencikan saya! Kemarahan kamu hanya akan bertukar menjadikan saya lebih kuat! Kesimpulannya, sayalah kamu yang sebenarnya, Profesor Natas Sedah yang jahat, Satan Hades!

PROFESOR NATAS : …… ( berdiam diri dan berfikir ) *Jadi… Sepanjang masa ini seorang lagi saya yang berfikiran jahat telah bersembunyi di bawah kesedaran saya! Saya perlu memikirkan cara untuk menghapuskan dia......*

SATAN HADES : Rasa kebersalahan telah mendiamkan kamu ke? Orang lemah! Saya nak muntah apabila terfikir seorang lagi saya yang berhati baik, Profesor Natas Sedah kononnya, namun sebenarnya kamu tidak mampu untuk mencapai kejayaan tanpa bantuan orang lain. Sebenarnya dalam hati kamu, kamu sangat bencikan Kris, bukankah!?

PROFESOR NATAS : Jangan merepek! Saya tidak pernah mempunyai walaupun sedikit perasaan dengki atau kebencian terhadap Kris!

SATAN HADES : Haih, masih nak menafikan kebenaran yang jelas tertakluk di depan mata kamu… Natas oh Natas, kamu dapat menipukan orang lain, tapi bukannya saya. Sayalah kamu. Saya faham dan tahu segala fikiran jahat kamu, kan saya hidup dalam hati kamu selama ini?

PROFESOR NATAS : Ugh…… Jangan cakap yang bukan-bukan!

SATAN HADES : ( tidak menghirau Profesor Natas ) Natas, kamu takut Kris akan menghilangkan diri selepas dia belajar kesemua kemahiran sains yang diajar kamu, sama seperti pembantu-pembantu kamu dahulu. Kamu tidak ingin melihat ilmu pengetahuan kamu dicuri orang lain dengan begitu sahaja. Selain itu, kamu juga tidak mahu berkongsi kemasyhuran penciptaan mesin dimensi dengan Kris. Hati kamu berfikir, jikalau Kris tidak wujud di dunia ni maka selesailah semua masalah kamu. Kamu ingin membunuh Kris, kamu mahu segala-galanya untuk kamu seorang saja, kamu sebenarnya seorang yang mementingkan diri dan tamak! Profesor Natas Sedah, kamu berdosa berat!

PROFESOR NATAS : Merepek! Saya dan Kris bertungkus-lumus bersama-sama demi menyiapkan mesin dimensi kami, sudah tentu mesin dimensi tu hasil kerja dia juga! Tidak mungkin saya akan terfikir untuk membunuh dia!

SATAN HADES : 14 Julai 2045, pukul 4.44 petang. Seminggu sebelum pembunuhan Kris, semasa kamu dan Kris sedang memasang litar elektrik mesin dimensi. Fikir balik sendiri.

PROFESOR NATAS berdiam diri dan merendahkan kepalanya untuk berfikir seketika. Selepas habis berfikir, PROFESOR NATAS menaikkan semula kepalanya dengan perlahan dan membalas SATAN HADES dengan nada suara yang dipenuhi kesesalan.

PROFESOR NATAS : Memang betul…… Saya memang pernah berfikir demikian, namun saya telah menghapuskan fikiran tersebut kerana idea itu tidak berperikemanusiaan! Pada masa itu saya mengalami tekanan yang berat dan tidak berfikir secara rasional! Jangan-jangan...... Kris dibunuh oleh kamu?!

SATAN HADES : Hahaha, kamu memang pintar, Profesor Natas. Ya, sayalah yang membunuh Kris. Daripada membunuh, lebih baik dikatakan MENYEKSA. Jeritan kesakitan Kris ketika saya menusuk parang saya ke dalam tubuhnya yang lembut masih jelas dalam ingatan. Ahh, darah saya mula membara apabila terfikir jeritan Kris!

PROFESOR NATAS : ( menjerit kuat dengan jarinya menunjuk ke arah Satan Hades, bergetar dengan kemarahan ) Kamu ni! Kamu memang bukan manusia! Kamu serupa binatang buas yang berkulitan manusia! Perlukah kamu begitu kejam?! Kamu berhati hitam, berhati jahat dan berhati raksasa!!! Saya tidak akan melepaskan kamu!!

SATAN HADES : Eh eh eh, jangan kacang lupakan kulit pula! Saya telah menghapuskan punca masalah kamu, bukankah kamu sepatutnya berasa gembira? Sebelum saya lupa, Karin dan Alice, bebanan hidup kamu juga telah saya hapuskan! Berterima kasihlah kepada saya, hahaha!

PROFESOR NATAS : ( nada tangisan ) Apakah kesalahan mereka?! Mengapakah kamu hendak membunuh mereka juga! Budak kecil pun tak lepaskan! ( melutut di atas jalan dengan tangannya menyentuh lantai dan muka menghadap bawah lalu mula menangis ) Karin...Alice... Saya telah gagal melaksanakan tanggungjawab seorang suami dan ayah yang baik... Saya tidak dapat melindungi kamu berdua daripada orang gila ini... Uhuu......

SATAN HADES : Aduhai...Sekarang baru perasan ketidakmampuan kamu? Kamu tidak dapat membuat apa-apa untuk mengelakkan kematian orang tersayang kamu. ( menggelengkan kepala ) Memang tidak berguna.

PROFESOR NATAS : ( menaikkan kepala ke arah Satan ) Diam... DIAM!!

SATAN HADES : Semasa saya masih berada dalam tubuh kamu, saya tidak tahan dengan kehidupan harian kamu. Isteri kamu tu sangat bising dan selalu menanyakan soalan yang menjengkalkan kepada kamu... Pada pandangan saya, baik saya mendiamkan mulut dia! Sama dengan anak perempuan kamu itu, selalu saja bermanja dengan kamu... Dia tidak tahu bagaimana untuk berdikari ke?

PROFESOR NATAS : Jangan menghina ahli keluarga saya! Karin menanyakan soalan-soalan kepada saya kerana dia ambil berat tentang saya! Alice baru berumur 7 tahun, tentulah dia akan manja terhadap saya! Dia seorang kanak-kanaklah!!!

SATAN HADES : Saya tidak peduli begitu banyak! Saya akan menghapuskan segala orang yang saya tidak suka tanpa keraguan! Keluarga yang bahagia hanyalah impian semata-mata! Natas, dengan kematian isteri dan anak perempuan kamu, saya telah memudahkan kehidupan kamu. Kini, kamu baru boleh menumpukan seluruh tenaga, masa dan wang kamu dalam membuat penyelidikan dan penciptaan mesin. Bukankah ini impian kamu selama ini?

PROFESOR NATAS : ( berdiri secara perlahan-lahan ) Tidak! Saya telah menukarkan impian saya setelah bertemu dengan Karin! Lebih-lebih lagi setelah kami berdua berkahwin dan mempunyai seorang anak perempuan! Saya tahu dan faham bahawa kita mesti mengutamakan keluarga daripada kerja! Impian saya sekarang adalah untuk menjalani kehidupan yang aman dan bahagia dengan Karin dan Alice! Penciptaan dan penemuan sains saya hanyalah untuk meningkatkan tahap teknologi masyarakat Utopia!

SATAN HADES : ( berbisik dengan sendiri ) *Ke...kenapa dia menjadi semakin kuat? Sepatutnya dia akan kehilangan keyakinan dirinya! Tenaga saya semakin berkurangan... Saya perlu siapkan dia dengan cepat!* ( menambahkan suara ) Heh... Nampaknya kamu hebat juga, masih dapat berdiri semula walaupun saya telah menyeksa kamu secara mental...

PROFESOR NATAS : Hmph... Satan, saya bukannya orang sebarangan. Saya pasti akan memikirkan cara untuk menghapuskan kamu! Kamu tak layak untuk menyamakan kami berdua, kamu jelmaan syaitan! Minda kamu penuh dengan fikiran jahat dan keji!

SATAN HADES : Jangan lupa, segala fikiran saya berasal dari kamu! Saya hanya menunaikan impian jahat kamu!

PROFESOR NATAS : Tidak, sejak awal lagi saya telah hilangkan fikiran buruk saya! Asalkan kamu sanggup mengubah sikap kamu menjadi baik dan serahkan diri kepada polis, saya pasti mereka akan memberi kamu peluang kedua... Sama-sama kita berdua menggunakan ilmu sains kita untuk membantu orang ramai!

SATAN HADES : Kamu anggap saya sebagai budak kecil? Manalah saya akan menyerah diri degan begitu mudah? Pertarungan ini masih belum mula, dan kamu tidak mungkin akan menang wahai Natas yang naif.

SATAN HADES mengambil parang yang diletakkan di atas lantai olehnya sebelum itu manakala PROFESOR NATAS mengambil sebatang paip besi dari longgakan sampah-sarap. Kedua-dua orang bertentangan mata, bersedia untuk bertempur. SATAN HADES dan PROFESOR NATAS saling menyerang, tetapi serangan masing-masing dapat dipertahankan oleh pihak lawan. Mereka bertukar serangan, namun kemahiran kedua-dua orang terlalu serupa. Selepas bertempur selama 5 minit, pertarungan antara PROFESOR NATAS dan SATAN HADES masih dalam keadaan seri.

SATAN HADES : Matilah Natas! ( menghayunkan parang )

PROFESOR NATAS : ( melintangkan paip besi untuk menghalang serangan Satan ) Ugh! Terima serangan saya! ( membalas serangan )

SATAN HADES : ( berlompat ke belakang untuk mengelak serangan Profesor Natas ) Hah...Hah...Hah... Saya benci untuk mengaku, tetapi kamu mempunyai kemahiran berlawan yang setanding dengan saya... Grr... Langsung tidak dapat melukakan kamu...Hah...Hah...

PROFESOR NATAS : ( keletihan ) Hah... Kita berdua orang yang sama...Hah...Sudah tentu stamina dan daya tahan kita sama. Hah... Hah... Kemahiran berlawan pun sama, dengan berlawan pastinya tidak dapat menentukan pemenang... Hah...

SATAN HADES : ( berdiri tegap semula ) Kamu janganlah begitu berkeyakinan dulu. Biar saya menanya kamu sebuah teka-teki. Apakah perbezaan antara askar dan maharaja dalam sebuah permainan catur?

PROFESOR NATAS : Saya tak ada masa untuk bermain teka-teki kamu yang kekanak-kanakan itu!

SATAN HADES : Ceh, jawapan teka-teki ini berkait rapat dengan hubungan kita berdua! Dalam sebuah permainan catur, askar bertungkus-lumus melindungi maharaja, tapi akhirnya akan dikorbankan untuk keselamatan maharaja juga... Maharaja pula merupakan kepingan catur yang paling tak guna, hanya dengan bantuan kepingan askar barulah dapat bertahan lama dan menang pertarungan catur. Sekarang saya ialah kepingan askar, tengah melindungi kamu, seorang maharaja yang tidak berkemampuan!

PROFESOR NATAS : Saya ialah maharaja dan kamu ialah askar...?

SATAN HADES : Tanpa saya, kamu tidak akan mempunyai daya maju untuk mengelokkan kemahiran dan ilmu sains kamu. Tanpa saya, kamu tidak akan mempunyai daya saingan dengan saintis lain untuk menjadi saintis sains yang terunggul. Tanpa saya, kamu hanya orang biasa! Selama ini, saya penyumbang semangat kamu supaya kamu akan menjadi saintis yang terbaik. Tanpa saya, kamu tidak akan mempunyai sikap suka bersaing!

PROFESOR NATAS : Jadi, kamu menyumbang kepada sifat suka bersaing saya?

SATAN HADES : Betul! Saya dah tak tahan menjadi askar kamu... Hari ini, saya akan menjadi maharaja, dan kamu bertukar menjadi askar saya! Apabila kamu menjadi terlalu letih dan lemah selepas bertarung dengan saya, saya akan menggunakan tenaga negatif saya untuk menyedut kamu ke dalam tubuh saya, saya akan menjadikan kamu, Profesor Natas, bayang-bayang saya!

PROFESOR NATAS : ( berfikir sendiri ) *Alamak... Sekarang tubuh saya sudah menjadi terlalu lemah untuk menentang Satan lagi... Nampaknya hanya tinggal cara itu sahaja...* Ei Satan, jika kamu sudi menjawab soalan terakhir saya, saya rela disedup oleh kamu...

SATAN HADES : Hahaha...... HAHAHA! Profesor Natas yang hebat sudah mengalah dengan begitu cepat? Baik! Baik! Tanyalah soalan kamu itu supaya kamu dapat mati dengan damai!

PROFESOR NATAS : *Nampaknya dia akan tertipu...* Baiklah, dengar baik-baik. Sekiranya saya mati, apa yang akan berlaku pada kamu?

SATAN HADES : Jika kamu mati, sudah tentu saya akan lesap dari dunia ini! Kita berdua berkongsi tubuh badan yang sama, sekarang saya hanya tenaga negatif, oleh itu saya perlu menyedut badan kamu supaya saya boleh memperolehi tubuh badan saya yang sendiri! Puas hati dengan jawapan saya?

PROFESOR NATAS : Baik... Marilah...Saya sudah bersedia...

SATAN HADES : AKHIRNYA! AKHIRNYA! HAHAHAHA! SAYA TELAH MENUNGGU SAAT INI SELAMA SEUMUR HIDUP SAYA!

SATAN HADES berjalan ke depan PROFESOR NATAS sambil berketawa kegembiraan. SATAN HADES meletakkan tapak tangan kanannya di dada PROFESOR NATAS, bersedia untuk menyedut PROFESOR NATAS. Pada masa ini, PROFESOR NATAS menjatuhkan paip besi di tangannya lalu memegang tangan kiri SATAN HADES yang masih bersenjatakan parang. Dengan pantas, PROFESOR NATAS mengawal tangan kiri SATAN HADES untuk menusukkan parang ke dalam perutnya.

SATAN HADES : ( terkejut ) Apa yang kamu sedang buat ni!?

PROFESOR NATAS : ( memandang muka Satan Hades ) Heh... Kalau saya mati... Kamu juga akan hilang...

SATAN HADES : ( terjatuh ke atas lantai kerana kesakitan ) ARGHHHHH! Badan saya seperti dibakar! Sakitnya badan saya! Tenaga saya.... Tenaga saya semakin berkurangan! Celaka Natas! ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Tubuh SATAN HADES yang terdiri daripada tenaga negatif kelihatan sedang berlarut dari kaki hingga ke kepalanya secara perlahan.

SATAN HADES : Tidak! Impian saya masih belum tercapai! Saya nak kuasa! Saya nak duit! Saya nak wanita! Saya nak kemasyhuran! Saya nak kesemua-semuanya! Saya tidak mahu hilang begitu sahaja! Tidak! TIDAK!!!! JAHANAM KAMU, NATAS! ARRRRRGGGgggghhh......

Seluruh badan SATAN HADES telah lesap, hilang dari dunia ini. PROFESOR NATAS berbaring di atas permukaan lorong, penuh dengan kesakitan. Dia berasa semakin lemah akibat terkeluar darah yang banyak. Dia mencabut keluar parang yang masih tertusuk di perutnya dengan tangan kiri lalu menahan perutnya dengan tangan kanan.

PROFESOR NATAS menggunakan nafasnya yang terakhir untuk mengatakan fikirannya...

PROFESOR NATAS : Akhirnya... Saya telah berjaya... ( batuk ) Syaitan itu sudah hilang... Masyarakat Utopia dapatlah hidup dalam harmoni... ( memuntah darah ) Ack! Sakitnya... Penglihatan saya semakin kabur... Nampaknya masa saya sudah sampai... Kris... Karin... Alice... Tidak lama lagi, saya akan bertemu dengan kamu semua..............................................

PROFESOR NATAS telah mengorbankan dirinya sendiri untuk menghapuskan jelmaan syaitan, SATAN HADES. Dia berasa rohnya terapung meninggalkan tubuh badannya. Secara perlahan-lahan, PROFESOR NATAS sudah mencapai langit. Dia dapat melihat seluruh bandar Utopia dari atas langit. Tiba-tiba, satu pintu gerbang bercahaya muncul di depan PROFESOR NATAS. Selepas mengucapkan selamat tinggal kepada bandar Utopianya yang tersayang, PROFESOR NATAS memasuki pintu gerbang itu......

Babak VI

Masa : ???

Tempat : ???

Selepas memasuki pintu gerbang, PROFESOR NATAS terapung melalui sebatang laluan dimensi pelangi. Di hujung laluan dimensi tersebut terdapat sebuah pintu gerbang lagi. Maka, PROFESOR NATAS masuk ke dalam pintu gerbang itu. Sebaik sahaja dia menyentuh pintu gerbang itu, penglihatan dia dikaburkan oleh pancaran cahaya yang kuat. Apabila PROFESOR NATAS membuka matanya semula, dia mendapati bahawa dia telah pulang ke dimensi kekosongan, dan ZOROX sedang berdiri di depannya.

ZOROX : Selamat kembali, manusia.

PROFESOR NATAS : Eh? Kenapa saya akan pulang ke dimensi kekosongan ini? Sini syurga ke?

ZOROX : Mungkin kamu masih tidak menyedari bahawa kesemua perkara yang telah kamu lalui sejak kamu meninggalkan dimensi kekosongan sehingga ke saat kamu memasuki pintu gerbang cahaya di langit bandar Utopia hanya khayalan kamu sendiri sahaja.

PROFESOR NATAS : Apa? Pembunuhan Kris, pembunuhan Karin dan Alice dan juga pertarungan antara saya dengan Satan Hades, semuanya khayalan?

ZOROX : Benar. Syabas atas kelulusan kamu dalam ujian kesucian hati saya.

PROFESOR NATAS : Ujian kesucian hati? Adakah itu ujian yang kamu tetapkan bagi saya?

ZOROX : Semua perkara yang berlaku dalam khayalan kamu merupakan sebahagian daripada ujian kesucian hati saya. Saya hendak melihat cara kamu menghadapi cabaran hidup. Dalam khayalan kamu, bukankah kamu telah bertemu dengan diri kamu yang jahat, Satan Hades? Dia merupakan seorang lagi kamu yang jahat yang bersembunyi di bawah kesedaran kamu sendiri.

PROFESOR NATAS : Ya Tuan Zorox, saya faham. Satan Hades telah menjelaskan kesemuanya kepada saya.

ZOROX : Saya terkagum melihat prestasi kamu menentang Satan Hades. Kamu mementingkan persahabatan dan hubungan kekeluargaan. Namun, kamu masih dapat mengawal diri apabila berdepan dengan pembunuh kawan dan ahli keluarga kamu.. Kamu tidak bertindak atas emosi dan kamu berfikir dengan tenang cara untuk menghapuskan Satan Hades. Kamu telah menunjukkan keberanian dan kecekalan yang luar biasa. Saya paling kagum akan tindakan pengorbanan diri kamu demi masyarakat Utopia. Ini menunjukkan kamu seorang yang tidak mementingkan diri sendiri.

PROFESOR NATAS : Terima kasih atas pujian kamu, dewa Zorox.

ZOROX : Natas Sedah, kamu telah lulus ujian saya dengan cemerlang sekali. Kini, kamu memberi harapan kepada saya yang dunia ini masih wujudnya orang baik. Saya berasa kamu sudah memperolehi ilmu kehidupan yang banyak semasa bertarung dengan Satan Hades.

PROFESOR NATAS : Memang betul, dewa Zorox. Saya tersedar bahawa setiap orang mempunyai sisinya yang jahat. Sebenarnya, kita tidak perlu menentang sisi kejahatan kita, tetapi kita haruslah menerimanya dan menggunakan cara untuk menukarnya menjadi kuasa positif kita sendiri.

ZOROX : Bagus, bagus! Natas, gunakanlah kecerdikan kamu untuk membantu orang ramai. Dengan hati dan minda yang suci, kamu pasti akan berjaya. Baliklah ke dunia kamu, saya berharap kami akan berjumpa lagi......

ZOROX hilangkan diri selepas menamatkan perbualan. Di tempat asal ZOROX berdiri, muncul sebuah pintu dimensi. Sebelum meninggalkan dimensi kekosongan, PROFESOR NATAS mengucapkan terima kasih dengan ikhlas kepada ZOROX. ‘Akhirnya, saya dapat pulang ke bumi,’ PROFESOR NATAS berfikir sambil tersenyum.

Babak VII

Masa : Pagi, seminggu selepas ciptaan mesin dimensi

Tempat : Rumah Profesor Natas, Lorong Brewster, Taman

Bastion, Utopia

PROFESOR NATAS : Sayang, saya telah pulang!

PUAN KARIN : Ah Natas! Selamat kembali! Bagaimana dengan proses pemohonan paten untuk mesin dimensi kamu dan Kris?

PROFESOR NATAS : Segalanya telah siap, sayang. Kami telah memperolehi paten tersebut. Kris benar-benar teruja dengan hasil kerja kami.

PUAN KARIN : Baguslah begitu. Saya ingat kamu telah menjemput Kris ke mari untuk makan malam?

PROFESOR NATAS : Ya, tetapi Kris masih sibuk menerima temuduga wartawan pihak televisyen kerana dia telah menjadi pencipta yang paling muda di dalam dunia, jadi dia akan datang lewat. Saya memberi alasan sibuk kepada pihak media supaya mereka melambatkan wawancara saya kehari esok.

PUAN KARIN : Haha, Kris pasti seronok menerima begitu banyak perhatian dari pihak media, kan?

PROFESOR NATAS : Mestilah, ini kali pertama dia akan muncul di skrin televisyen! ( berketawa )

PUAN KARIN : Natas, saya mendapati kamu telah bertambah ceria sejak minggu lepas. Kamu terima berita baik ke?

PROFESOR NATAS : Karin sayangku, saya boleh hidup bersama-sama dengan kamu dan Alice dalam keadaan aman damai, sudah tentu saya berasa gembira. Manusia menetapkan cara kehidupan mereka sendiri. Namun, tergantunglah pada fikiran manusia untuk melakukan ihsan atau dosa. Inilah keseimbangan Gaea.

PUAN KARIN : Wah, bermaknanya! Natas, sejak bilakah kamu menjadi ahli falsafah? ( senyum )

PROFESOR NATAS : ( mengedipkan mata ) Rahsia!

Benci Part Duos

2011-07-18T05:06:00.000-07:00

Bina ayat lalala~ Started as a joke, end as a pain in the arse~ At least I got complete my work, aahha
1) membuktikan - Saya berasa gembira kerana berjaya membuktikan bahawa anak itu bukan anak saya kerana saya tidak perlu bertanggungjawab.

2) membuntingkan - *Why the heck is KPM inserting such a word in our buku kerja?* Yong Eraksi tersilap membuntingkan suami Pn Lim. lol suami

3) mencalitkan - Saya mencalitkan tanah pada muka ayam itu. *Perfectly normal, and the chicken i meant is a real chicken, not that type of chicken, but they still say I like to torture animal.*

4) mencampakkan - *hoho sensitive cannot type out* Dia mencampakkan sebiji batu ke tingkap rumah En Ali yang dibenci itu

5) membincangkan - Yong dan ~~Fong~~ Jasmin sedang membincangkan apa yang akan mereka main di atas katil. *ahaha if you think it is yellow that means ur brain is polluted*

6) membingungkan - Perut besar dia amat membingungkan saya, adakah dia sudah hamil? *WEEELLLL if pregnancy is qualified as lucah, then we could straight away stop learning Biology*

The Third Kind

2011-06-02T17:36:00.000-07:00

Out of all the people in the world, who would have thought that it would have happened to me?

It was just another typical night, me lying on my bed SMS-ing with my best buddy Politt and not doing anything else. I rolled to the other side of my bed to take a glance at my clock; it was already one in the morning. ‘ Perhaps I really should hit the hay soon , or mom will be furious if she finds out that I am still awake. ’ I thought in my heart.

At that instance, I heard a loud ‘thump’ outside my bedroom. ‘ Oh no! Mom! ’ my instinct took over and I immediately buried my head under my blanket. When my bedroom door opened, I pretended to be fast asleep. Then, I heard heavy footsteps walking into my room, weird footsteps, which sounded nowhere near like human feet. Thieves were the first thing that popped up in my mind, but the real situation was not that simple......

Without thinking too much, I reached out my hand from my blanket to take my baseball bat which was placed at a rack beside my bed, then hid it under the blanket, gripping it hard with my right hand. I opened my eyes for just a moment to catch a glimpse of the room intruders. The dark surroundings made it hard for me to see properly, but I could make out the shadows of two towering figures, each reaching a height of at least 180cm. I cursed silently, knowing that I would be no match for both of the criminals. While I was busy planning a counter under my blanket, a loud noise broke the silence.

‘ SQUEEEEEKKKKK!!! ’

‘ Silence, XR2! Do not let your action foils our mission! ’ hollered one of the intruders.

‘ Apologies, captain. It was my fault for being so careless. Looks like this kid loves playing with rubber toys huh? ’ replied the so-called XR2. ‘ What a weird name for a thief, are they psychos? ’ I had in mind. Apparently, XR2 accidentally stepped on one of my collector’s edition rubber ducks placed on the floor, where the squeaking originated.

I could feel the adrenaline rushing through my blood streams as the seconds passed by, the intruders were slowly approaching me, and at any minute they could be pointing a knife at my neck. I fastened my grip on my baseball bat, like a predator ready to strike. I braced myself for the worst case scenario.

Once their dry and coarse hands touched my body, the reaction was instantaneous . ‘ DIE NINCOMPOOPS! ’ I gathered all my strength and swang the bat as hard as I could with a battle cry. ‘ Thwack! ’ my hit found its target, one of the figures collapsed to the floor. Panting, I looked up to the still standing figure, and I had the greatest shock in my life.

There, standing in front of me, was a thing we could only have seen from a sci-fi television programme. That thing was grey-skinned and it’s body was illuminating with a bluish effulgence. Its face was wrinkly and somehow looked like a casaba melon, except it was grey in colour. The presence of its huge white-coloured eyes reminded me of a full moon high in the midnight sky. It neither has a nose or ears. In addition, what made it worse was that it was fully equipped with a pure white space battle armor, with high-tech looking guns hanging from its belt.

It stared down at me, its stare pierced through my heart, destroying all the confidence and courage I had like a wisp. In my bedroom, I was standing as straight as a die, trembling like an aspen leaf, completely helpless, thinking ‘ Why are there aliens in my bedroom?! ’. Silence continued for what I felt like ages, until the alien finally spoke up.

‘ Halt, earthling. Put down your puny stick and do not attack again, or you will face the consequences..... ’ said the alien coldly.

‘ What do you want from me.....? I did nothing wrong, please do not hurt me...... ’ I responded in a shaky voice, holding back my tears. Nevertheless, it was a vain attempt, as the tears came splashing down my cheeks seconds later.

‘ Stop crying or I will send you straight to the heavens! ’ shouted the alien. Immediately, I wiped off my tears and put on a serious face, for the sake of my dear life. ‘ It was rude of me for barging in your bedroom, but we are against the clock at this moment. Let me introduce myself, I am Captain Gekiga, hailing from Planet Utopia, located at the far end of the Andromeda Galaxy. My unconscious friend here is XR2, and we are here seeking for your aid. Are you willing to follow me back to my spaceship? I will explain the details later. ’ continued Captain Gekiga.

Completely boogled, I was in lost for words. Two aliens, in my bedroom right now, inviting me to their spaceship? To assure myself that this all was just a dream, I pinched myself hard in the face, only to find that it hurts. Crestfallen, I questioned Captain Dicker, ‘ But how do you expect I can trust you after you and your pal crept up to me like this? ’. ‘ Trust can be earned. For now, I will take your reply as an agreement. Be ready to be transported back to my spaceship, the NeuraniaZX. ’ answered Captain Gekiga.

Afterwards, Captain Gekiga proceeded by lifting XR2 from the floor with a fireman’s carry and called out into the air with a commanding voice, ‘ Teleporter, activate! ’ In eye-blinking speed, a ray of blinding light shot through my bedroom’s window and shone upon all three of us. Soon after, an intense force sucked me into the void, knocking me out cold in the way.......

‘ Beep...beep...beep... ’ After listening to these endless beeping, I somehow regained my consciousness. I slowly lift myself up from the cold hard floor, while letting my vision cleared. Like a fantasy, I found myself standing in a laboratory full with scientific equipments far more advanced than that of human’s. I took a good look around to get a clearer image of the laboratory. Monitors were flashing long paragraphs of weird messages containing unfamiliar symbols, most probably in the aliens’ native language. At the other side of the lab, weapons of all sort were arranged neatly at a weapon rack; there were grenades, shields, space helmets, armors and much to my surprise, lightsabers. ‘ Woah, this is just like Star Wars! Since XR2 and Captain Gekiga are not around, perhaps I may get a hand on these cool lightsabers just for a while...... Heheh...... ’ And just when I thought there were no one to interrupt me, I felt a tap on my left shoulder and it scared the living daylights out of me. I promptly turned around, only to see XR2 wearing a smirk on his face with his arms crossed.

‘ Am I interrupting your train of thought? Who knows what will happen if I do not stop you in time, perhaps you slashing one of your arms off with a lightsaber? ’ mocked XR2 in a provoking voice. ‘ Follow me, my captain is waiting for you in the command center. Let’s make haste. Oh, and before I forget, you owe me one for the bump on my head. ’ XR2 pointed his head before leading me into a tube elevator made out of emerald glass-like substance. We went down the elevator and arrived at the command center seconds later.

The moment I stepped out the elevator, a magnificent view entered my eyes. Standing at the center of the command center, I could see the starry night sky through the window panels of the spaceship 360 degree around me. Up, up in the sky I was, I felt like the lord of the sky, that feeling was superb, unmatched. Control panels with myriad buttons and switches were attached to the edges of spaceship, forming a hemisphere. At the far right of the command center, Captain Gekiga was staring at a green capsule in front of him with his back towards us, unaware that we had arrived. ‘ Go, do not let my captain wait. ’ urged XR2 and he gave me a little push on my back. Staggering forward, I approached Captain Gekiga step by step.

‘ I see you have woke up, that was the teleporter’s effect to blackout strangers, hope you do not mind. ’ greeted Captain Gekiga before continuing on, ‘ Here, have a look at this green capsule. ’ Beside Captain Gekiga, I poked my head forward and looked down into the green capsule. At the bottom of the capsule, a beautiful, angelic alien girl with long, lustrous red hair and perfectly smooth white skin who appeared to be in a deep slumber was lying there peacefully. After staring for some moment, I asked Captain Gekiga, ‘ Sorry for being blunt, but is this your daughter? Why is she sleeping in here? ’

With a look of sorrow and grief etched on his face, he answered me sadly, ‘ Yes, she is my beloved daughter, Aliace. She was perfectly fine a year ago, until one day when she went on a trip with me to a plant-infested planet called Biozain, she accidentally smelled some poison flower’s fumes and fell unconscious, until now. I searched high and low, far and wide through the intergalactic realms for the best doctors to cure her weird disease, but none succeeded. Nevertheless, each and every one of them told me to look for a ZXV-2 type DNA which can only be found in the cells of Earthlings. This disease, known as the Never Awake by doctors, can only be cured with the injection of the ZXV-2 DNA into the bloodstream of the patient. That is why I came to Earth, to extract that DNA from your body. So, now here is the question, are you willing to help me? ’

‘ Wait wait wait wait, hold your horses Captain Gekiga. There are over 7 billion humans in this whole wide world, and you choose me? Why? ’ I questioned him.

‘ I have run a scan over every living Earthling, and you are the only one with the ZXV-2 DNA. Are you satisfied now? Please, your one small kind deed can save my daughter’s life, and other extraterrestrials facing the same problem as I am. Your DNA is what I need the most now, will you help me? ’ pleaded Captain Gekiga, almost falling to his knees just to beg me. Touched by his sincerity and love for his daughter, I accepted his offer.

‘ Thank you, thank you very much earthling! Please, stripped yourself to that lab chair, and we will do all the other work. You will be paralysed before undergoing the extraction, so I promise that you would not feel even a tiny bit of pain during the process. XR2, get ready! ’ explained Captain Gekiga to me. Soon enough, XR2 appeared in front of us with a set of surgery equipments. Captain Gekiga on the other hand went into his captain’s quarter and came out gripping something in his right hand.

I stripped myself tight on the lab chair. I felt like there were butterflies in my stomach, anxious and worried. Captain Gekiga stepped up to hold my hands and passed to me what he was holding – a star-shaped badge with a peace symbol at its middle. ‘ This is the token of friendship in Planet Utopia. I hope you would accept it as a remembrance of our bond. ’ Captain Gekiga told me. I thanked him for his kindness and pocketed the badge. With one last look around the spaceship, XR2 and Captain Gekiga, I bid them farewell. ‘ Thanks for bringing me up to your spaceship, it will be the most memorable day in my life, you are a good father, Captain Gekiga, and I hope your daughter will recuperate soon enough. ’ ending my sentence with a smile. Captain Gekiga returned the smile and ordered XR2, ‘ XR2, let’s do it! ’ XR2 turned down a lever and I was electrocuted. Slowly, my vision blurred and I fell into the darkness once more......

When I woke up, it was morning and I was in my bed again. Rubbing my forehead, I recalled the events and thought that it was just a dream, until I pulled out a star-shaped badge with a peace symbol at its middle from my pocket. Looking at the badge, I smiled to myself and rushed downstairs, yelling ‘ Mom! Dad! Guess where had I been to last night!................ ’

King Scout Camp - The Chronicles Of Sleep-less 3 Days 2 Nights ( Part Tres)

2011-04-26T01:03:00.000-07:00

Sunday 17-4-2011, 12.45am
When I was resting peacefully inside my semi-auto 3-man-tent, Ah Hoi came to wake me up and told me that tuan called my number to go to the dewan. Immediately, I rushed to the dewan, only to found out tons of participants already arrived and were listening to a speech. As I crept closer, the tuan saw me and asked me why I've came. The tuan were gathering all 67 participants who failed their Taraf Perkhemahan, including Kind Beam and Ayam Kok Kok, and me obviously. ( screw you Rak Kasut! ) We were warned and ordered to finish our gadgets before 8.00am in the morning.

After I went back to my campsite, I drank my 2nd can of Nescafe and continued to work. First, I beautify my Fence. Afterwards, I completed my Table & Chair in about 2 and 1/2 hour, as there were whole bunch of platforms for me to tie, and I was lacking of bamboos at that time, so I was forced to go back and forth to Squarehead's campsite to acquire the bamboos I needed. ( ACS dumped their bamboos beside his campsite ). Then, I used about 1 hour to finished the platforms on my Tools Rack. By dawn, I tried to complete my Main Gate, but unfortunately I faced several technical difficulties. As luck would have it, I've only able to put on a temporary gate which will make everyone laugh... I then built a Rope Rack, hoping it will give me good bonus marks....

In the morning, we were called to the Dewan for istiadat, but they didn't tell us whether we should be ready for Taraf Perkhemahan. My campsite was quite neat, except for the Bamboo Rack position due to incompleteness. We took our tongkats and went for Istiadat Bendera as usual, and as I predicted the tuans were going to inspect our campsite without the participant, alone. Well that's great news for me, cuz I didn't prepare my layout and there's heck lot of stuffs in my tent. Oh well, fate, I'm doomed. We entered the Dewan for Taklimat CPR by Tuan Wazer. CPR = Calon Pengakap Raja, and not the normal CPR (PC) taklimat we thought it will be. We spent almost an hour squirming under the scorching hot sun, listening to someone's snore and laughing at someone's snort. *Rhythm!*

After that, we went back to our campsite to packed our personal things. Tuan Faruiq called us pondans and urged us to move faster. We didn't even have the time to take photos together. Subsequently, we were ordered to take down our gadgets and tie them up, which most of the Sam Tets and I didnt follow, and throw them to the far back from our campsites. Burn burn bamboos burn, how more environmental-friendly can a scout be? At 1.00pm, we went back to the Dewan for Istiadat Bendera (again!), then we were permitted to go home, finallyyyyY!!! En Latib and En Amir came at 12.00 noon, and the lorry came at 2.00 pm. We arrived back at SMJK Poi Lam at 3.30pm. I went home earlier that day ( only after I moved all the mangroves back to bengkel and grouped all my tools together ), and Kopitiam took a ride to The Store, excusing that he needs to go to his auntie's house, but the reality is that he went to meet with his girlfriend. Lame, poor, awful, terrible excuse. Die.

The end. Comment if you like. I don't care anyway.

26-4-2011, after SOLAF, girls playing balloon, Philippine's pirate chatting with CYW - purple edges with white middle

King Scout Camp - The Chronicles Of Sleep-less 3 Days 2 Nights ( Part Beta)

2011-04-21T07:04:00.000-07:00

16/4/2011 Saturday - 6.00am
6am til 8am was rush hour for every participant, as we were all busy giving the final touch to our gadgets. I really made a bad decision last night for completing the gadgets in a anti-clockwise position, causing 2 of my main gadgets to be incompleted. Luckily, the whole time I was cutting off overlong jute rope of knots from my gadgets, hence I saved heck lot of time in the morning cuz I don't need to clean up my campsite. By 8.30am, the tuans have arrived for inspection. Ayam Kok Kok, Slippers & I were the last participants to receive inspection. Our penguji was Tuan Segas ( or Tuan Segar, either one ). He was a very strict inspector and I like it. He even lift up Ayam's Main Gate cuz it's too loose and utterly destroyed Ayam's Table cuz it's incomplete. That stupid chicken get scolded even more as he put his jute rope at his Hanger.His response when tuan called his number was also very lousy. Later when it's Slipper's turn, he passed it without any difficulties. Then when it's my turn, I was praised for my creativity and my voice, but was critisized for not completing my Shoe Rack & Table. After that, a chinese tuan came to my tapak and told me I sure will fail my Taraf Perkhemahan as it's 20 marks for Table and 15 more marks for a simple Shoe Rack.....

After that, we were required to bring along our tongkat with us for Istiadat Bendera. Our first ujian for that day was Sambat Balik, Sambat Mata & Wogel. The 10 patrols were divided into 2 groups; 1-5 first group, 6-10 second group. For the woggle test, I get 20 marks due to the time I spent on tightening my woggle. Subsequently, I received 2 marks for every box in the test sheet for my Sambat Balik & Sambat Mata after three tries ( too ugly, so i remake ). Our next test is the shame in my scouting life... I failed to make a Bushman's Thong by the 60-min time limit... My mind was completely blank when I was taking that test... I done perfectly well before going to PR Camp, I just don't know what gotten up to me... Kenny and I were the only two Chinese to fail the Bushman's Thong test....

Afterwards, we were given 20 mins rest. My mood was completely down after the Bushman's Thong test, watching all the participants wearing it while I still remained with the Rambu Kuning. Nonetheless, I was the first person to complete the Ikatan & Simpulan test, and did quite well for the Kawad Tongkat test. Later on the Temuduga Kumpulan & Temuduga Individu test was a breeze owing to my a-okay BM. Around dusk, we, Sam Tet and ACS were busy training for the Tarian Tradisional test in the night. We were the first group to perform that night, and the test took up 2 hours. Almost every dance team chose Joget or Dabus for their performance. I was asked to videotape SY and ACS performance, and I gave some embarrassing critics which were then recorded down in the video, my sincere apologies... Afterwards, we were permitted to go back our campsite and continue our progress on our gadgets~~~

To Be Continued.... Next time in The Chronicles Of Sleep-less 3 Days 2 Nights Part Tres!

King Scout Camp - The Chronicles Of Sleep-less 3 Days 2 Nights ( Parte Uno )

2011-04-19T07:44:00.000-07:00

Day1 - Friday 5.00am

After one whole sleepless daybreak of Zapin music searching and and preparation, I had only 2 hours of sleep b4 waking up for school. I let Ah Loong waited me for 15 minutes in front of my door because I'm too slow at packing my stuffs. Alas, I've only managed to take all my stuffs out to our doorstep and was forced to leave them there cuz I was lacking of time.

Once I've arrived at school, I'm suprised to find out that Ah Hoi was present to school that day, as he sweared the day before that he won't be coming to school on that day. The lessons before recess were torturing and I cant sleep as the teachers were not the oh-okay-I'll-let-u-sleep-peacefully type of teacher. After recess, I came out to continue my preparation for King Scout Camp. I passed my logbooks and Borang PR to Squarehead so that he can take it to Pn Loh for her signature. While I'm preparing for my gadgets ( Dapur, Tiang Bendera, Rak Lampu... ), Mr Chicken and Ah Hoi were busy equipping their PC boxes and completing their logbooks.

2.00pm
The lorry promised to arrive by 2.00pm, but we have to wait till 2.45pm for its arrival. After finished loading all of our stuffs, we took Mr.Amir's ( school staff ) van with Pn Loh and set out for Bota Kiri. However, all 5 of us fell asleep on the van, causing us to be lost in the forest of Parit for one hour before arriving at our destination. Unfortunately, the pendaftaran had started and we were late. ( Yee Wai Leong's name is called right after we get out of the van, haha ) Then, we changed into our uniforms promptly and rush to the dewan, only to be stopped by a tuan by the fence, asking whether we hav our PR checklist with us. Obviously, we hav not gotten this stupid checklist whatsoever, so we rushed back and forth to the lorry ( parked at the gate btw ) to get our tongkat, PC box and green flag. Still, we lacked of many many stuffs, for example kraftangan, hurricane lamp, surat kebenaran sekolah, rambu ayam etc... Bad luck... Later, we passed up our logbooks and PC Box and sat down for the taklimat kem. ( Squarehead and Kopitiam borrowed someone's hurricane lamps, no brotherhood punya fkers )

5.00pm
I received my No Peserta, which is 096 and went back to line up in the dewan. Well what a shock, there's only 106 participants this year and the tuan informed us that there wont be any exams in the first day, so we can go back to finish our gadgets after the taklimat ended. He also told us that Taraf Perkhemahan will be on the 2nd day, and not on the 3rd day, change in exam style!!! Afterwards, we were divided into 10 patrols, I'm in patrol 8 with Woon Chin Yeong. Back in my campsite, we were forced to move all our thiungs to the furthest campsite, same with Sam Tet cuz we late in receiving our No.Peserta. TLT and Squarehead those two lucky bastards were given permission to build their campsite near the Pintu Masuk cuz there's no campsite left in the backrow. The time was dusk when I finally finished moving all my items.

First night
For the entire night I didnt sleep, and I've completed my Tent, Penyidai, Rak Peribadi, Rak Senjata, Rak Lampu, Rak Makanan and Tiang Bendera before dawn. I drinked Nescafe and continue to chat with Ayam and Ah Hoi to stay awake. All this time my gadgets have far more knots to complete compared to others, so my progress was growing slower and slower, while Ah Hoi was getting faster & faster. At 6.00am til 8.00am, I completed my temporary pagar and temporary pintu.

To be continued..... In the sequel... The Chronicles Of King Scout Camp Part Beta!

Admission To Shaolin Temple!

2011-04-12T08:02:00.000-07:00

Haha bald to school for the first time, luckily no one gave bad comments on my shiny huge head~ many commented on the barber's skill, saying it good or not. However, all of them said that my head already counted as number 1, and not number 3, cuz it's too short...

Some people intentionally came to touch my head just for the sake of fun, meh I wont care bout it, bald head is nice what :D *Some ppl also call me cute o.o*

Day 2 Of Rebirth~

2011-04-11T05:50:00.000-07:00

Today sure was a memorable day, since so much happened today, letmeh list it out for my own reference

1. Class photo shoot

As usual, I'm in the first few spot as I'm so freaking short, no big surprise here... But while we were arranged into our position, I found out that my spot was the same as year 2009, with Hock Wah by my left and Kliff by my right. Coincidence or fate... or destiny? Then, after our normal photoshot, we asked for a candid. As we were posing for the candid, the stupid photographer ( Botak Tan Lai Thiam by the way ) has shot us by the count of 2... As a result, he was boo-ed by all of the 5S1 students, serve him right!

2. Scout photo shoot

After being called out on the first lesson after recess, we waited for our turn bout an hour. When we were ready with all our poses, Mr.Lim used a very harsh tone to order us to search for Mr.Lau ( He was listening to a phonecall at nowhere ). So RottenOrange and LanSH immediately went to find him, while those Brass Band members just gonna stand there and watch us suffer... For the next few minutes, Mr Lim continued to rush and pseudo-scold us because of Mr Lau's disappearance... Finally when Mr Lau reappeared, Mr Lim promptly changed his facial expression and tone, Oscar Nominee for Best Face-Change! However, we need to wait for our turn cuz Brass Band's first -_- Thank you very much, my dear frens for helping us ( duh! ) 4 serious photos and no candids, sucks... 41 members ( including AJKs ) attended this photoshot

3. Botak!

Finally after one whole day of questions, I shaved my hair bald! From now on the 49th Kinta Scout Troop will be officially named as the Botak Troop! hahaha

Reincarnation~??

2011-04-10T09:50:00.000-07:00

After 3 years, i read back what i have wrote, and my grammar sucks badly that time, well since now I have quite some time in my hand, why don't i write something just to fill up the empty spaces?

Time : 1am
Date : 10-4-11
Activity : On-lining, Reblogging, Visualising

5 days more to go, and I will attend the 2011 King Scout Camp in Kem Kota Layang-Layang, Bota Kiri. Everything is going fine now, but who knows what obstacles will appear next? Just now I saw someone commented that we are lacking of spirit... I'm unhappy seeing this critism... Just what you know? You don't know, you don't understand... It's been a tough year, kind of?

Checklist :
1. Log books
2. Food and beverage
3. Malay attire
4. Photos
5. Clothes
6. Registration form
7. Health form
8. ???

TAGGED, sorry for doing it sooo long from the time I'm tagged

2009-11-30T05:07:00.000-08:00

Tag. 32 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This
1. What Color Is Your Toothbrush?
- Transparent Light Green

2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today.
- Tongkat Ali Man aka my Smackdown VS Raw 2008 created wrestler -.-

3. What were you doing at 8 AM?
- SLEEPING zzz

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
- PLaying DOTA, and owning with Dwarven Sniper :D

5. What was the last thing you had to drink?
- 100 Plus

6. Who is the last person you sent a message to on Facebook?
- Rotten Orange aka Emo Kid aka L Tzyy Shiuan

7. Ever go cam...ping?:
- Yup, and many many many times too

8. Do you go to church every Sunday?
-Hell no, no time

9. What did your last text message say?
- From Joee, saying tat she won't choi me haha

10. Where is your dad?
- err, outside

11. Look to your left, what do you see?
- My kindagarten award 'Special Helper Chek Chang Jun' XD

12. What color is your watch?
- Black and covered with scratches ( ditto Raven )

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- Onlining

14. How old are you?
- 14 + going 15

15. Do you want to change your name?
- NO it's special

16. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?
- Wait till future baru cakap lah

17. Would you kiss any of your facebook friends?
- Some XD

18. Who are the best huggers that you know?
- ??? who knows?

19. List three favorite colors/shades:
- Gold, Silver, Platinium

20. Have you ever fallen in love?
- duh-uh...I'm normal and typical...*fall*-->*crash*-->*burn*

21. How did you get your worst scar?
- Kicked a stupid coral in Pulau Redang -_-

22. Do you like cats?
- Of course, especially fat one :)

23. Do you love anyone?
- Love has a deep meaning, we should not use it suka hati saja

24.what do you hope to get on ur b'day?
- A new CPU, or a kiss from a leng lui haha

25.Do u plan any trip for ur next coming?
- can't plan, too busy with scout

26. What do you usually do during the day?
- Online

27. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
- Err, no?

28. Is anyone jealous of you:
- Why would anyone want to be jealous of me?

29. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
- My trusty slippers, and juz been biten by my neighbour's goddamn puppy

30. Last song listened to?
- Rick Roll aka Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up

31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
- My scout's troop leader

32. What is your favorite number?
- 5

WAKE UP TWILIGHT FANS! THAT MOVIE SUCKS!

2009-11-23T03:46:00.000-08:00

Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Directed by Chris Weitz. (PG-13. 135 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)

It feels like missing the point to talk about "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" as a movie. This is a pop culture phenomenon, some weird early 21st century aberration, our equivalent of the hula hoop or dancing the Charleston on a biplane's wing. In the future, people will watch this second installment of "The Twilight Saga" and think, "What was that?" without realizing that this movie is not really a movie. It's an excuse for a lot of people to dream.

So expect this film to satisfy its fans. Everybody else, get ready for a bizarre soap opera/pageant, consisting of a succession of static scenes with characters loping into the frame to announce exactly what they're thinking. Then they spell out their personalities for us. Here is an emotionally tortured vampire. Here is a perky, friendly vampire. And don't forget the vampire who is a dedicated physician.

Meanwhile, every so often - but never more than two or three times per minute - one of the characters makes a point of telling the perfectly nice, perfectly average teenage protagonist (Kristen Stewart) that she is the greatest thing on Earth. Sometimes it's Dad who tells her. Sometimes it's an enemy, who still recognizes our heroine's amazing power. Most of the time, it's some ridiculously handsome teenage boy. ... And each time that happens, 500 girls in the audience scream.

Let's just say it: It's great there's a movie that makes teenage girls scream. Half the movies Hollywood makes are designed to make teenage boys scream, and those boy movies are just as ridiculous and a lot nastier than "New Moon."

Still, when you come face to face with the source of all the screaming, it's hard not to laugh. We get a suffering James Dean in whiteface, the teenage vampire named Edward (Robert Pattinson), who adores Bella (Stewart). But he can't kiss her without moaning and turning colors, because if he loses control he might open up one of her veins. Edward has been a teenager for almost a hundred years, and he's still no good at it.
Then there's Jacob (Taylor Lautner), an American Indian with a bodybuilder's physique. He's more of a pal, but at several points he wants to kiss her, too. ... Ahh, but he can't let himself go, either, for other reasons. First-kiss anxiety looms great in this film.

In addition, there's lots of naïve conversation about what will happen in 50 years, when Bella is old and Edward, an immortal, is still young. Surprisingly, there's no conversation at all about what's going to happen when Bella is, say, 21, and the idea of dating a guy who can only kiss her - and even then, not without going into spasms - becomes less than completely satisfying.

Based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer, "New Moon" gets off to a quiet start, but the general direction of the story reveals itself when Edward (for noble reasons) breaks off the relationship with Bella. To any outsider, this seems like the best solution to a ridiculous situation, but poor Bella. She's miserable, and what's worse, once you date a vampire, it's apparently like joining the Mafia. They don't just let you quit. So most of the movie is about Bella's getting over the relationship, as she establishes a deeper friendship with Jacob, wards off nightmares and prepares herself for the inevitable onslaught of evil vampires, who want to kill her if only because she is, apparently, so, so amazing.

In places, especially at the beginning, "New Moon" has the feeling of a retread, but to its credit, it's never an unpleasant experience, and at well over two hours, it's never really boring, either, just intermittently ridiculous: "You give me everything by breathing!" Edward tells Bella.

Here and there, when the script gets away from two-person discussions of Bella's epic splendidness, director Chris Weitz gets to put together a nice sequence. A few years ago, when he directed "The Golden Compass," Weitz seemed uncomfortable operating on a big canvas. But a scene in Volterra, Italy, in which Bella races up the streets of that hill town in search of Edward - as hundreds of people in red march in an annual festival - is assured, striking and effective. There are some werewolf scenes that aren't bad, either, but enough said about that.

Alexandre Desplat's overwrought musical score will appeal to viewers who already agree that Bella and Edward's love is glorious. Others won't be persuaded, no matter how much he insists.

-- Advisory: Strong language, peril, mild violence and scenes of a guy falling apart every time he kisses Kristen Stewart.

DUN READ IT IF U DUN LIKE IT! :D

2009-11-17T18:12:00.000-08:00

The Battle For The Nipple

On the bed, Tai Ewe Chen sucked his nipple. He had been busy with the nipple for hours and now wanted nothing more than a close-up cuddle or a happy massage from his lover Choo Wen Kang.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his beautiful yet macho Choo Wen Kang appeared at the door, smirking.

"Put down the dildo," Choo Wen Kang said hornily. "Unless you want me to suck your nipple with my mouth."

Tai Ewe Chen stop sucking his nipple. He was horny. He had never seen Choo Wen Kang so hot & sexy before and it made his penis errects.

Choo Wen Kang played himself, then withdrew a condom from his penis. "Don't be so rush," Tai Ewe Chen said with an ugly grimace. "A porkchop woman bit my tit this morning, and my tit became swollen. Now with this nipple and this condom I can skillfully rule the world!"

Tai Ewe Chen clutched his old-fashioned testicles happily. This was his lover, his enourmous Choo Wen Kang, now staring at him with his butthole.

"Fight it!" Choo Wen Kang shouted. "The porkchop woman just wants your virginity! He doesn't love you, not the way I do!"

Tai Ewe Chen could see Choo Wen Kang humping a Barney doll happily. Tai Ewe Chen reached out his mouth and bit Choo Wen Kang's 'banana' skillfully. THAT was big, so big, but he knew only his sex-for-win love for Choo Wen Kang would break the porkchop woman's spell.

Sure enough, Choo Wen Kang dropped the Barney with a thunk. "Oh, Tai Ewe Chen," he squealed. "I'm so sorry, can you ever forgive me, let's do it on the bed afterwards, ok? *wink*"

But Tai Ewe Chen had already moved on the bed. Like a horny bitch, he pressed his mouth into Choo Wen Kang's 'water gun'. And as they fell together in a dark rift of love, the Barney doll lay on the floor, wet,hot with something and forgotten.

Blah Blah Blah

2009-11-12T04:12:00.000-08:00

Posting random things so I can fill up the empty space in my blog :)

T.T

2009-11-10T03:20:00.001-08:00

SAYONARA MY BEAUTIFUL STORIES~~~

Great Response To The Stories!!!

2009-11-09T22:38:00.000-08:00

Wow,
I never knew that these make-up stories
will recieve sooooooooo much response
Raven hit me
Seng Tat choked me
and others laughed

But Raven seems that she wants to cry....
Sorry Raven....
Those stories are juz for fun.....
I dun mean to hurt u ......
So I swear I will delete it.....
OK?

These stories are dedicated to Raven and her couple, from CCJ ;D (warning!)

2009-11-07T01:56:00.000-08:00

The Gay Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Raven strode along the path, making for Awesome Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Sperm, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Testicle.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her small stick just in time to face the handsome man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The man struck cutely, and Raven barely raised her stick to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Raven found herself forced to one knee, the man's stick pressed to her great pussy. "I am Lim Seng Tat of Awesome Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Sperm. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you onto the bed."

But Raven had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her stick with a twist, overpowered Lim Seng Tat and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Raven said, looking down upon him.

Lim Seng Tat's flat breast shimmered just like a couple making love. "I have underestimated you, Raven. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Raven's desire was enflamed. Her pussy throbbed and all her thoughts were to scratch Lim Seng Tat like a monkey-gorilla-king kong. Raven caressed Lim Seng Tat's sexy flat breast and he responded. They came together sadly, and their joining was as gay as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet babe!" Raven groaned and scratched Lim Seng Tat as hornily as she could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Raven said. "That's where I put the Hot Sperm for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed giggity on the grass, forgetful of all but their lesbian-like love. "We will stay together forever," Lim Seng Tat said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Testicle never got the Hot Sperm and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

A Love In Time

On a gay and wet morning, Raven sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her pussy ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Lim Seng Tat to love someone with a lesbian-like testicle?

Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a huge hot book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lim Seng Tat would scratch me, in his own awesome way..."

"Do you?" Lim Seng Tat sat down beside Raven and put his hand on Raven's flat breast. "I think that could be arranged."

Raven gasped happily. "But what about my lesbian-like testicle?"

"I like it," Lim Seng Tat said hornily. "I think it's great."

They came together and their kiss was just like a couple making love.

"I love you," Raven said giggity.

"I love you too," Lim Seng Tat replied and scratched her.

They bought a monkey-gorilla-king kong, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.

The Monkey-gorilla-King Kong Prince

Raven was walking through a shady meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a gay little monkey-gorilla-king kong lying under a tree.

Raven skipped over to see the dear thing and was great to find that he was hurt! A Mario doll had pierced his suprisingly small testicle and he whimpered sadly with the pain.

"My gay yet cute little friend," Raven said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Random Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Mario doll, as giggity as she could. The monkey-gorilla-king kong cried out and Raven's heart ached, just like a couple making love. "You'll be all right," Raven whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lim Seng Tat and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Lim Seng Tat up in her arms, Raven carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Raven nursed Lim Seng Tat, cleaning his testicle and feeding him Low-class-brand monkey-gorilla-king kong viagra.

On the eighth night, Lim Seng Tat climbed into bed with Raven. He burrowed under the covers and hornily scratched Raven's flat breast. It made Raven giggle and she cuddled close to Lim Seng Tat, stroking his ass and singing gracefully to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Raven hurried home so she could curl up with Lim Seng Tat. It gave her a lesbian-like feeling whenever Lim Seng Tat scratched her flat breast.

Then one night, Lim Seng Tat looked up at Raven and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."

Raven screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a monkey-gorilla-king kong talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Lim Seng Tat said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Raven said and kissed Lim Seng Tat on his ass. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Lim Seng Tat," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Raven said.

"See?" Lim Seng Tat said and showed Raven the scar from the Mario doll on his testicle. Then he kissed Raven and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very SPECIAL things, some of them involving a wet pillow.

"I love you," Lim Seng Tat said when they were done. Raven clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lim Seng Tat had stashed away.

And if Lim Seng Tat didn't know about Raven's visits to the monkey-gorilla-king kong sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

The 2nd Story! MUST READ!

2009-11-06T08:17:00.001-08:00

The Adventure Of The Bitch

Chea Hong and Sieu Leong were out for a cold Valentine's walk in our school toilet. As they went, Sieu Leong rested his hand on Chea Hong's ass. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so slimy, Chea Hong was filled with smelly dread.

"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked quickly.

"You ugly silly," Sieu Leong said, tickling Chea Hong with his nipples. "It's completely idiotic."

Just then, a sexy bitch leapt out from behind a breast and licked Sieu Leong in the butt. "Aaargh!" Sieu Leong screamed.

Things looked wet. But Chea Hong, although he was handsome, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a tits and, like two gay fags making love on a sofa, beat the bitch greatly until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."

Then he clasped Sieu Leong close. Sieu Leong was bleeding awesomely. "My darling," Chea Hong said, and pressed his lips to Sieu Leong's testicles.

"I love you," Sieu Leong said skillfully, and expired in Chea Hong's arms.

Chea Hong never loved again.

LOL A MUST READ STORY MAKE UP IN AN INTERNET SITE!!!!

2009-11-06T07:59:00.001-08:00

1000 Condom Pedosaurus-rexs

Lee Dick Joe paced quickly back and forth. High dread filled his heart. Yong Teck Weng should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my cool love, Lee Dick Joe thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yong Teck Weng had been taken hostage by Big Butthole, a supervillain who had the city in a state of stupid terror. Lee Dick Joe fainted dead away, like a bear making children with a botak.

When he came to, there was a bump on his testicles and the high dread had returned. "Yong Teck Weng, my tiny honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Big Butthole doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing awesomely as he touched him in the eye.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Lee Dick Joe remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Lee Dick Joe ordered in a supply of condom and set to work, folding pedosaurus-rexs until his testicles was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last pedosaurus-rex when Yong Teck Weng walked in the front door.

"Yong Teck Weng!" Lee Dick Joe screamed and threw himself into Yong Teck Weng's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the bed. He kissed Yong Teck Weng horny on the eye.

"Actually," Yong Teck Weng said, pulling away happily, "I was rescued by the Sexy Rick Roll. He's a new superhero in town." Yong Teck Weng sighed. "And he's really huge."

The high dread came back. "But you're hot to be back here with me, right?"

Yong Teck Weng checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sexy Rick Roll for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Lee Dick Joe choked back a sob and started folding another pedosaurus-rex. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

The 52th Jamboree On The Air & The 13th Jamboree On The Internet ( JOTA-JOTI ) 1st day!

2009-10-21T05:13:00.000-07:00

Yea, the first Jamboree in my life
Mission transmitting....
Location :
Sekolah Haji Abdul Zainal Abidin, Jalan Hamilton, Penang

Mission :
Be a spy I guess???

Date :
16th October - 18th October

Just 3 days after PMR
woot that's exciting yet frightful
bought some bamboos
that costed heck a lot more expensive
depends on its size
RM113 walao eh!

On the morning of the first day
Khong Khee Hoi and I waited about
2 hours for the goddamn lorry to come
but who the hell know the lorry's tires punctured
unlucky unlucky.....

And then
when I'm borrowing tools from Scout Den
I forgot to borrow the hole hoe *lol*
so Ayam had to buy 2 small-size hoe from Penang
haha waste of money
but I didn't regret this
cause it'll be easier for us to bring all the stuff
up the Sri Maju bus :)

Those impatient bastards *lol again*
whom went to Butterworth by the night of 15th
keep phoning me and pushed me to come faster.....
so, happy waiting then
serve u all right
for having to slept in the ice cold train
HAHAHAHA!

While on the lorry
I can't even sleep
Yap Zheng Yong, Yee Wai Leong,
Chuah Seong Keat, Liew Siong Hian
all like a damn crow
blablabla on the phone
so annoying

After we arrived
Uncle Ken nearly fell down the stairs
wah just that little bit more
and he maybe laying in the hospital now lol
the weather was cloudy
and it started to rain
so we set up our tent first
only noticing later that we blocked
the Flying Fox commando station
and St.Mark tents
so we had to move our tent again

After we completed all the gadgets
the Jota-Joti committee only informed us that
we were counted as a PATROL!
not a freaking SUB-KEM!
so we didn't need to built all those gadgets
haiz waste of energy, time n money

We did nothing in the night, so nothing to write
oh btw me and Yee Wai Leong saw some 'dirty' things
up on some trees.....
Boo~~~~ so frightful....
hahaha

THE MOST ANNOYING VIDEO EVAR!!!!

2009-10-14T07:32:00.001-07:00

Hardness Rating ( PMR ) Parte 2

2009-10-13T04:27:00.000-07:00

WARNING
PROCEED AT UR OWN RISK
HUGE EGO DOWN THERE!

MM1 - Easy
             Stupid questions which try to trap stupid person, and I'm one of them who fell in this stupid trap :(

MM2 - Easy-Average
             Gah ABC only ....

SJ      - Easy
             If u studied much, u will realised that the questions have no standard at all, hope can get 100% for me :D

KH
Pertanian - Easy-Average
   Still the same old questions.... Not even tricky

BC 2        - Easy-Average
                   Not much critics on this one, still easy though...

BC 1        - Easy
                   OMG easy easy easy

The opinions above were not mine :P

Hardness Rating ( PMR ) Parte 1

2009-10-09T06:11:00.000-07:00

BM 1 : Average-Hard

Depends on ur tatabahasa skillz

BM 2 : Average

Nah not too hard, just some normal questions, but the Bahagian D let me down.... PERSOALAN?

BI 1 : Easy-Average- SUPER HARD!

Easy for those who know English vocab,

Average for those who understand English sentence

Super Hard for those who sucks at English

BI 2 : Easy

Sooooooooo easy until I'm lost of words

SC 1 : Easy-Average

Not too hard, below average questions

SC 2 : NIGHTMARE ( Average - Hard for me :D )

wthbbqZomg why all the questions so weird one??? Cross-Pollination? o.o Damn

GEO : SUPER EASY - REALLY FREAKING EASY

All are common questions, not even need to use ur brain

Part 1 only... Wait for Part 2 and u will die from overload EGOness, muahahaa...

watch this video below to relieve ur stress :)

2 in 1

2009-09-29T03:56:00.000-07:00

Yesterday
Raven asked me to join
a interaction between school program
using.....
SKYPE?
omg this freaks me out
does that means we need to make
online conversation with other students?
AHHHH MY ENGLISH SUCKS
I can't speak English very well....
Why did her force me??? T.T
Tan Kai Yang is whole lot better than me...
The 6th person is still a missing.no
wonder who will it be.....

Anyway today I overslept
so I didn't come to school
in house studying Geo
while listening to Hitz.FM 40 countdown
Ahh, peace in mind
rather than in the school
so freaking noisy

Pics....?

Rajawali = Mini Champion?

2009-09-25T07:57:00.000-07:00

I heard from BO aka emo kid
that Rajawali won today
First of all, congratulations
although no one
from Rajawali
will read this
All of u had tried ur best
Well only SOME.....

But the bad news....
Form 3 senior had helped u all
in making those mini
so this were not ur real deal
Maybe because
CKC Madam loves to win so much
and will disgrace her if her team loses
Cie, this madam lah.....

And to blackorange....
next time u really should enter the Mini Gadget team
I'm not joking
ur skills are juz below KKH a little in Form 3
and I dare to say this cause my mini's skill sucks
So be brave sikit lah please....
and why do u did not come on Thursday?
give me a good reason....
u lazy no life ek

Haiz Another Tag.....Must Do It....

2009-09-22T23:31:00.000-07:00

★.PART ONE

Q01、你的大名？
★　CCJ, no need to know my full name

Q02、你認為什麼才算是真正幸福？
★　no stress, all fun

Q03、你們覺得友情重要還是愛情重要，為什麼？
★　Friendship > Relationship

Q04、你相信天長地久嗎？
★　Rubbish

Q06、你現在過得快樂麼？
★　Ok lah

Q07、如果有秘密，你真的會做到坦白的告訴對方嗎？
★　No, seal my lips :X

Q08、喜歡小Baby嗎？
★　As long as they're cute

Q09、覺得友情是永遠的麼？
★　No....

Q10、希望自己多大結婚？
★　Stupid question

Q11、你會為他做自己從來不會做的事情？
★　Ha? What?

Q12、你覺得女生捲髮好還是直發好？
★　As long as the hairstyle suits them

Q13、最想去哪裡旅遊？
★　A place where snows

Q14、一輩子都不會忘記的事？
★ Some dumbasx said I stole his GameBoy, damn him

Q15、如果愛一個人，是不是要拼命挽回他？
★ It's useless

Q16、看到天空你想起的第一個人是誰？
★ Why would u think of someone when u are looking at stars?

Q17、你會愛他一輩子麼？
★ Bullshyt, no such thing as FOREVER

Q18、喜歡你的人和你喜歡的人，你會選哪個？
★　HAHAHA, I won't accept stupid reality, imagination is da best

Q19、你會以何種方式表現你對他（她）的愛？
★　Won't

Q20、如果看到自己最愛的人熟睡在你面前你會做什麼？抱著他？
★　Won't touch her a bit... Come on man, she's sleeping!

Q21、如果你想痛扁一個人，你希望那個人是？
★　Ahhh can't say

Q22、你會後悔過自己的決定嗎？
★　You can't change the past....

Q23、現在最迷什麼？
★　 Errr....Internet?

Q24、你是好孩子嗎？
★　No

Q25、覺得愛情和麵包哪個重要？
★　Wah, dun give u food eat see see? <--- Broken English

Q26、如果你失戀了你會怎麼樣？
★　 Stay cool, dun act emo as someone will -.-

Q27、如果你的BF（GF）經常不回家的話，你會怎樣？
★　Got backstabber loh

Q28、现在给你勇气，你最想做些什么事？
★　 Hit Bl@ckorange hard in the face and tell her to wake up from her dreams

Q29、如果给你一个机会重新决定一个决定，那会是...
★　 Go back in the past and change my exam scoring!

★.PART TWO

30、是誰傳給你這份問卷的？
★   Blackorange aka Rotten Orange

31、你們認識多久呢？
★   3 years

32、TA對你來說重要嗎？
★　HAHAHA, only as Setiausaha of Pekaka

33、你與TA的關係是？
★    No relationship

34、請問TA的興趣是？
★　Daydreaming, acting emo lol

35、你覺得TA的個性如何？
★　Bad, only know how to scold ppl

36、TA在你心目中是幾分？
★　Yawn, zero

37、睡覺前第一件事？開風扇？喝水？
★　Close my eyes

38、你的偶像？
★ Roronoa Zoro, cause he's cool

39、你喜歡的季節？
★　Winter

40、你打工麼？
★　No

41、打工次數？
★　～～

42、你想去的國家？
★　Umm, in my memory I think I answered this question

43、你討厭什麼樣的個性？
★ Ego, big mouther

44、你會抽煙麼？
★　No and never

45、你會喝酒麼？
★　No and let's see in the future

46、你常哭麼？
★ I'm not that emolish

47、你常笑麼？
★　 Yes of course, with Botak Lee

48、你喜歡去哪玩？
★ THIRD TIME AHHHH!!

49、去玩時喜歡自己一個人去麼？
★   With frenz of course

50、是假日時你都睡到幾點？
★    Over 12 :D

51、今天的天氣是？
★　Cloudy

52、你們知道最遠的距離是什麽嗎？
★     The Andromeda Galaxy -.-
         and the end of the universe

★.PART THREE

53、我的BGM好听么？
★ Bleh sucks, mine whole lot better

54、你的皮包里有什么说说吧
★　me have no wallet

55、你生命中最重要的人是？
★　Family members

56、啥东西是你喜欢吃的呀？
★　Errr.... Sweet things?

57、现在有喜欢的人吗？
★　 Yawn

58、你還喜歡他(她)嗎?
★　 Yawn

59、你觉得我坏吗？
★ 　Not baddier than me

60、你出轨过吗？
★　 Ha?

做完后请TAG人！！

Por Xi Lin

Choong Jo Ee

Raven Lee

Kliff

...???? anyone who wants to do it lah

Tauge Chicken

2009-09-22T04:14:00.000-07:00

Today
my father's cousin came
so we went to An Ji Ya Cai Ji for lunch
unlucky cause Lou Hwang was full
All the dishes there were OILY
so damn oily
even the tauge
and the Fishball soup out so many Ajinamoto...
Eww~
but tasty :)

dunno what to post
so I post a video
watch it
u won't regret it =D

Yawn~

2009-09-21T22:27:00.000-07:00

nothing much to say
except that everyday is the same
play computer games
surfing the Internet
sleep
do exercises
haiz...
PMR
screw you

And to someone you-know-who
Sometimes
those critism
is for your own good
if you don't like it
just brush it off ur shoulders
and act if nothing had happened
so please calm down
and I never said it's you
be COOL ok?
haiz....girls....so emotional...yawn....

Emo

2009-09-20T08:06:00.000-07:00

Why do girls like to act emo?
Like putting emo posts on their blog
Giving out emo comments
Taking emo pics thinking it'll be cool
Thinking emolistic stuff
Daydreaming
Won't wake up
Don't dare to face the reality
Don't study even PMR is coming
Still goes to Parade
blah blah blah too much

Went back to Ayer Tawar today
for my father's uncle birthday
so boring
SMS with someone secret for 4 hours
bited a goddamn sand and hurted my lelangit
ahhh..
Sian~~

Pic? Lol

BM

2009-09-19T03:37:00.000-07:00

Well, my BM results for that book Pn.Roziah gave me:

33/40
31/40
31/40
26/40
29/40
29/40
21/40
27/40

pure failness!

BEST VIDEO EVAR!

2009-09-18T02:37:00.001-07:00

dun say anything, just watch this video:

Happy Holidays & Happy Studying!

2009-09-17T03:35:00.000-07:00

Juz post this for the title... :)
Nothing special
but I found out Raymond Chua
and Judy DJ Lee are the stalkers
damn Judy
if u seeing this
this means I still think you are
BOTAK!
did exercises all day....
nothing else...

about the Jamboree
still thinking about it
nah nevermind

Pic!
...
...
...
...
Oh, my com doesn't let me to post my own pics
cause it's too ugly

What The I Don't Know What To Post As Title?

2009-09-16T03:32:00.000-07:00

I wanted to say this for sooooo long !!!
Raven , I don't really need u to analyse my blog and posting it as your own blog
:D

I'm sorry if I offended you Raven
but that last post was intentionally a joke
except that first part
so
brush it off your shoulders k?

And even though I completed so many Sejarah PMR exercises
But I cannot highten my marks in Sejarah
Who can help me?
I'm depressed :(

Okokok
I don't know if I have Parkinson
but nowdays my memory seems to be failing me
I can't remember any thing I did in school...
Old man liao :(

Pic-Time!

Double-Edge Raven!

2009-09-15T01:43:00.000-07:00

'we are laughing at keetyee'sblog...
we aren't ashamed of wad we did...
coz I like laughing at her...not with her'

Wow wow wow,
wait a second
I know your English is good
but not everyone else.
Blogging is one of the ways to
improve our grammer
So
don't be a backstabber
and mock others
Do you like me mocking you like :
'Yo Raven, your Chinese sucks...HARD!hahahaha...'
So please don't mock others
cause this will hurt their feelings :(

'Zhanwahh owes CRC money...so does Jiewen...
dudes...pay up...or find your houses in redpaint...
kiddin...'

Oh, now you want to become a Ah Long?

'I'm not putting anything more private than my name...
since Random is buzzing around...'

I'm not a busybody

'yes I'm talking about u...
Joee's animal pics are a whole lot cuter!!!...than yours...'

Ya, ya, ya
I lost
but with pride
= )

----------------------------------------------------------------
Today
11 students absent
probably at home
killing a hooker or something
Rubic Cube frenzy today
And I just learned how to complete the
3rd layer

OK, mammals(fish?) time!

*******************************************************
SPECIAL PIC!

Awww, I want to pet all these tiger cubs! :D
( and that kitten of course )

YJ is a homo-erotic retard!

2009-09-14T03:04:00.000-07:00

Today
this loser came to my blog
just to post this

YJ: STUPID.STUPID.STUPID.
YJ: HuH.Hate you so much.My results better than you.Haha.

EMO RETARD !

Pra-PMR Sejarah results :
Set 3 2008 : should be 80, cause Pn.Kalai marked wrong one of the questions
Set 2 2008 : 75...bleh

Anyway, YJ = Yong Jie? Just saying...

Not posting any animals today....Cause I'm in a bad mood.
Curses !

Order : Study Again?

2009-09-13T05:50:00.000-07:00

Said I'm lazy
Said I'm useless
Said I never study
I dunno what she will say net time
So I'm off
to study...

Polar bear is cuter than rabbits -.- Girls mind < Boys mind ??? no offence :D

Untitiled Random?

2009-09-12T04:48:00.000-07:00

Went to school
For scout
Cleaned up our Scout Den
And learned how to sharpen a knife
and cut my finger

After that
went to Ipoh Parade
with Ayam, LanSoHxx, Yap Zheng Yong & Tang Man Hoong
played bowling against Ayam and GodLike Yap
1st round - 1st place with 86 marks
2nd round - 2nd place with 47 marks? I forgot lol
And that pervert fatty bought a HENTAI MAGAZINE
damn him that's disgusting
goddamnhim!
>:(

And went back home, and did nothing except :
Playing computer games
Get scolded by mum
Sleep?
Yea, that's all

Rabbit time! Lazy lah -.-

Order : Study

2009-09-11T03:22:00.000-07:00

Ok
so my mom told me that I should study at least 4 hours a day
And that made me freaked out
4 HOURS??
I will be sleeping after reading for about....
15 minutes?
Lmao

7.45am Sejarah Pra-PMR test
did badly
cause I haven't study Form 3 syllabus yet
so I get wrong alot
And Mr.Leong made a announcement today
saying that it will only take 1 minutes
and he's right....
It only took 59 seconds....
I was counting with my watch... -.-

During Science lesson
Sam played with Raven's Rubic Cubecausing Sam ( he deserved it )
& Raven ( innocent :( )
scolded by Mr.Leong
actually it was Ong Zhan Wahh who played it
but he throwed it to Sam in the last minutes
after sawing Mr.Leong came
Ong = coward?
I don't know....
No offence...

After that at Maths lesson
I can't solved a question
which is
24^2/3 * 1/3 * 3^-2
ya, this question
which means my Indices are still very weak...
Haiz...

And video responses (again) to Choong Jo Ee's challenge
for the cutest animal?

I'M
SURE
I
WILL
WIN
!!! :D

Unlucky Day

2009-09-10T03:05:00.000-07:00

First, I played Ah Loong's Rubic Cube
then I get caught
and I need to meet with En.Oh
who hit my buttocks
with his nasty cane
Omigod that sure's hurt
But I'm used to that
cause I'm always get hit by Encik Tan
(for not wearing PJK trousers)

And after that Lai Choon Huong ( is this spelled right? )
squashed Raven's (maybe) apple
causing the apple juice to drip on the floor
weird + disgusting
eww.....

Then, The BackRow Gang ( lol )
mixed Ho Hock Wah's water with Lam Kah Yeen's
( also not so sure )
3A1....nasty....

And the video response to Choong Jo Ee! :)

Say No 2 Animal Abuse!

2009-09-09T03:27:00.000-07:00

Today
Raven played with a moth
OMG
juz leaved the poor little guy alone
or it will be hurted by your big ugly coarse hands
yes I love nature :)
Kian Teck made a right decision to let it go
or it will became a toy for those girls... -.-

PS: Raven, if you likes a moth so much, here's one for your viewing pleasure

LAME

And to Choong Jo Ee:
It's not that I wanted to remember those disgusting parts
But I just can't forget all those...LOL
and no SMI? then Anderson will do!
Kittens for you!

IOKittens! >-< so cute...

My Type of Girl??? LOL

2009-09-09T00:04:00.000-07:00

Tagged by Jo Ee, completed it lazily....

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Any boy will prefer their gf is good looking

2. How about sense of humor?
Girl with sense of humour? Weird, but OK to me

3. Accepts you for who you are?
Yup, that's the only time when I'm myself!

4. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Nevermind for me, as long as I like her :D

5. Muscular?

O.O Holy crap no!

6. Plays piano?
Aiya, nevermind to me

7. Vain?
fk NO!

8. Shy type?
Nevermind to me

9. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Good girl :)

10. Active or passive?
Both

11. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
So annoying, so no

12. Mr/Ms. love letter?
I prefer action! :D

13. Flirt?

Oooo, that will be cute :)

14. Poem writer?
ANTIQUE!

15. Serious?
Depends

16. Religious?
Any will do

17. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Internet freak will be ok to me.
Ccomputer games geek? Depends

18. Good kisser?
Of course!

19. Loves children?
Yes? x2?

Lazy to tag people, so complete it if you like... -.-

Hate This Life

2009-09-08T02:42:00.000-07:00

One month from PMR
And I finally started to study
And my mom thought I don't study
SCOLD SCOLD SCOLD
BLA BLA BLA
never check the truth

And now I can only on9
in the afternoon
At night I study
I want to go play basketball
and my mom scold me again
said what i come home will terus tidur
will not study
WTFk!
damn i starting to hate this PMR thing...

Pic-Of-The-Day!

I sure like kittehs! :D

Quick & Fast

2009-09-07T04:35:00.000-07:00

Morning
Went out for breakfast
with my parents
First time in a few months
LOL?

And then the Chu Yuan Restaurant tauke came
to repair our house's fuse
cause it always dropped down
causing my parents couldn't watch the TV
and now it's fixed
The tauke also knows plumbing and lighting too!

And the afternoon I went to Chee Mun's house
played UNO with Kah Seng and Chee Mun
for one hour I guess?
Then went to Yik Loong's house
played basketball and
read his 'Tears of Angel' novel?
for Pei Miao
nice work, but still can be improve

PMR countdown : appropriately 1 month
BUCKLE UP, I will try... :P

Pic-Of-The-Day!

Cutest

Furry

Little

Bastard

EVAR!

The Truth

2009-09-06T06:38:00.000-07:00

Let's face it everyone
We all don't like to study
right?
But for the PMR
we are studying our *ss off
so sometimes we need to take a break
You know what I mean?
Don't get too much stress
until you want to commit suicide
lol :D

Pic-Of-The-Day!

Don't know what to post?

2009-09-05T06:42:00.001-07:00

This is my official apology to Choong Jo Ee for her wrongly writen name :(

And this Monopoly, you sure will lose to me :)

And the real blog~

2009-09-04T07:26:00.000-07:00

YEA, FINALLY!

Just a unknown person promised

not to disturb me again

I escaped the devil's clutch

wee~~ :D

(no offence,juz joking)

But now, he/she goes and disturbs my friends

I feel like punching his/her face

for being a busybody....

Get a life...

(no offence,juz joking AGAIN)

Today, Neoh Kah Meng showed some interest in studying Science

so Chong Jo Ee & Ah Huong helped him

but that Mr.Leong thought they were chatting

How unfair

Almost all the teachers picked on Delia and Neoh Kah Meng

except Mr.Cheong

That's why they're uninterested to study

Teachers.....will never understand

I felt sorry for both of them...

And I just asked my mom what was 'ke lian' in English

which is 'miserable, poor, pitiable & sorry'

and I get scolded by her

because of a misunderstanding

WTF, SHE THOUGHT I WAS WRITING

THAT MY LIFE IS MISERABLE

I'M JUST ASKING

AND SHE SCOLDED ME FOR SOME UNLOGICAL REASON

WITH NO EVIDENCE

THAT PROOFED THAT I WROTE THAT TYPE OF BULLSHIT

goddamnit, blowing out steam just now....

Pic-Of-The-Day!

ROFLLMAOLOL, this is so obvious

Tagging Fun?

2009-09-04T06:54:00.000-07:00

My friend tagged me, and I have to complete this survey~

♥ 被點到必填，不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
♥ 請老實的回答每一個問題。
♥ 不行擅自涂改题目。
♥ 寫完請點 8 位小朋友，不可不點。
♥ 點完後請通知那 8 位小朋友他被點到了。
♥ 那 8 位小朋友填完問卷，必須把問卷寄回 - 給你填問卷的人

--------------[ 壹 ] . 個人題 - １０題 --------------
[ 01 ] 你叫什么 :          Chek Chang Jun
[ 02 ] 你的綽號 :          Random, SoHax?
[ 03 ] 你的血型 :          Not sure
[ 04 ] 你的星座 :          Capricorn
[ 05 ] 你是男還是女 : ~~Middle-Middle~~ Boy
[ 06 ] 你幾歲 :              14 and 9 months
[ 07 ] 你住哪里 :           Ipoh
[ 08 ] 你現在的學校 :   SMJK Poi Lam
[ 09 ] 你有沒有手機 :   Yup
[ 10 ] 承上，那是多少:WTF?

--------------[ 貳 ] . 朋友題 - １０題 --------------
[ 11 ] 你最要好的朋友 ( 限１個 ):    ummm, Botak Lee Dick?
[ 12 ] 你最討厭的人 ( 限１個 ):            JUST A UNKNOWN PERSON! >:(
[ 13 ] 你最正的女性朋友 ( 限１個 ):    nope, I don't have any girl friends
[ 14 ] 你最帥的男性朋友 ( 限１個 ):    Chu Chea Hong, a.k.a KY
[ 15 ] 什麼樣的女生你最討厭 :             Act cute, double-edge sword....
[ 16 ] 什麼樣的男生你最討厭 :             Bragging type....
[ 17 ] 你的好朋友有誰 ( 不限 ) :            I don't know....Friends huh...
[ 18 ] 你經常和哪位朋友出去 :             Ayam Chuah
[ 19 ] 你身邊最憨的朋友 ( 限１個 ):     ???WTF???憨??
[ 20 ] 你身邊最可愛的朋友 ( 限１個 ): Sam Cheah Jit Wai

--------------[ 參 ] . 感情題 - １５題 --------------
[不想回答这里的问题咧~]

[ 21 ] 你有沒有喜歡的人 :                                Yup, cause I'm normal
[ 23 ] 如果沒有,那你希望什麼時候有另一半 : NAH
[ 24 ] 到目前為止，你跟多少人告白過 :          None
[ 25 ] 到目前為止，你被多少人告白過 :          2, shocked?
[ 26 ] 到目前為止，你交過多少個男 :              I'm not G@Y....
[ 27 ] 你現在有另一半嗎？ :    Nah
[ 28 ] 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎样:   Holy sh*t!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!
[ 29 ] 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎 : Of course! :D
[ 30 ] 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人 :          For fun? Looks? I don't know...
[ 31 ] 你跟你的另一半牽手過嗎 :                      Nope
[ 32 ] 你跟你的另一半抱或親過嗎:                   Walao, so hardcore?
[ 33 ] 你跟異性牽手過嗎 :                                  Kindagarten -.-
[ 34 ] 是誰，你們什麼關係 :                              Classmates?
[ 35 ] 現在有人在追你嗎 :                                  Uh, IDK, no one will like me I guess....

--------[ 肆 ] . 混合題 - １０題 --------------
[ 36 ] 如果有天，好朋友離你而去:              Haiz, no one will be together forever...Meet on the Net!
[37 ] 如果有天，好朋友背叛你:                   Let him pay! >:) Pay back10 times the agony I suffer!
[ 38 ] 如果有天，好朋友對你喜新厭舊了: Lim Yik Loong? I'm used to it.
[ 39 ] 如果你很受不了你的父母:                  Nope, they are the greatest
[ 40 ] 你上课認真嗎 :                                     Sometimes, depends on which lessons....
[ 41 ] 你上課都在做什麼 :                             Chatting, daydreaming, ~~masturbating~~ lol jk
[ 42 ] 你功課好不好 :                                     Of course! Nah I'm lazy~
[ 43] 你打開電腦都在幹麻 :                          Use it of course, stupid question
[ 44 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個同性 :             Don't know
[ 45 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個異性 :             Don't care

--------------[ 伍 ] . 兇手題 - １０題 --------------
[ 46 ] 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰 :   Por Xi Lin
[ 47 ] 這個人對你好不好 :                  Yeah
[ 48 ] 這個人是你的誰 :                         Princess? lol my former classmate
[ 49 ] 你有喜歡過這個人嗎 :              Never thought of
[ 50 ] 你們認識多久了 :                      3 years???
[ 51 ] 這個人是怎樣的人 :                     Outgoing, socialble, and dll
[ 52 ] 這個人正／帥嗎 :                      Eh? Don't know, already three years no meet
[ 53 ] 這個人有沒有喜歡過你 :           ...Think yourself, or ask her
[ 54 ] 這個人跟你有沒有在一起過 :         Sits beside me in Standard 6
[ 55 ] 萬一你喜歡這個人，你會怎麼辦 : Do nothing

-------------[ 陸 ] . 聯想題 - １０題 -------------
[ 56 ] 說到正妹你會想到誰 :   Woot, I can't say...XD
[ 57 ] 說到帥哥你會想谁 :       Chea Hong
[ 58 ] 說到憨你會想到誰 :       WTF?
[ 59 ] 說到痴你會想到誰 :       Lee Dick Joe, botak -.-
[ 60 ] 說到暗戀你會想到誰 :   Sam Cheah LOVES Seow Yi Teng
[ 61 ] 說到出去玩你會想到誰 : Myself
[ 62 ] 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰 : Ong Zhan Zhun
[ 63 ] 說到傻子你會想到誰 :    Tai Ewe Chen & Lee Dick
[ 64 ] 說到笑點低你會想到誰 : KY
[ 65 ] 說到愛笑你會想到誰 :     Lee Dick and myself

-------------[ 柒 ] . 學校題 - １１題 --------------
[ 66 ] 你的班導是誰 :                    ~~Goldfishman~~ Mr.Leong
[ 67 ] 你的座位是第幾排第幾个 : First row 4th place
[ 68 ] 你最喜歡的老師是誰 :        Depends on my mood
[ 69] 你英语好吗 :                         Half bucket of water
[ 70 ] 你的數學好嗎 :                    Okay lah
[ 71 ] 你喜不喜歡你的校長 :        Lol cockroach
[ 72 ] 你的學校好看嗎 :                Freaking small...
[ 73 ] 你的班級是 :                        3A1

My tags :

Choong Jo Ee
Raven Lee
Lim Seng Tat
Tang Siew Yee
Ho Keet Yee
Lien Tzyy Shiuan

I'm sorry if I spelled wrong your name...:)

It's Driving Me Crazy...

2009-09-03T08:28:00.000-07:00

Here, this is a video for a person I 'like' :(

Please don't hide your identity
It will make me nervous and anxious
And when I'm hyper anxious
I will get mad
and go crazy....
So, please let me know your identity
and stop copying my name...
cause my name is
'Just A Normal Person In The World'

And today 3A1 get scolded by Mr.Oh
cause we wasted electricity by opening the lights in the morning
Kids nowadays
didn't care for Mother Nature....
how pathetic....

And at dinner I ate 2 and a half bowl of rice
effing full that time...
Newest record, hahaha....

Pic-Of-The-Day!

7:14

2009-09-02T07:51:00.000-07:00

Today is the 7th of July in the Chinese Lunar calender

which is the date

when the Hell Gate is open
for the hungry ghost to fill-up
for one month
the ghost are on the rise
so don't go out in the night
or u might meet something OR someone transparent
BOO! scared ya' 0.0

Today when checking my teeth

I experienced the most heart-stopping time of today

One of my tooth was loose for about half a year

And the dentist thought that I should took it down

Oh no

I had already lost one of my tooth

now another?
No no no, absoulutely not
Luckily the nurse gave me a chance
and let me go
Puff...
And I'm not scared of pain ok?

( My Curious Case of Teeth)

4 of my baby teeth, once lost, never born again

Now, I had lost one of the four

Another one is loosing

Rest two are currently healthy and strong
Want to take a look at the photo?
Change your mind
It's disgusting

Apparently, KY is very worried of his sexy photo

will be spread on the Internet
and all the girls in the class will know
woot! that will be smoking hot!
I like this idea >:)
hehehe~~~

And some poeple just pissing me off now

Just a unknown person & ur sunbae

Just who are these two people?
I hate guessing
and this is bugging me off....
Grr...>:(

And for the Pic-Of-The-Day

Suffering.....Ended.....

2009-08-31T07:47:00.000-07:00

My 10 hours of suffering...

Had finally ended....

Now in the comfort of my home....

I got back ache, legs sore, headache....

Here pain, there pain, everywhere pain pain...

Old Random is really in pain....

EYAEYAOH~

Ok, early in the morning, which is 5.15am,

I woke up, and went to school...

Arrived and guess what?

Marching, in the creepy cold of the dawn...

Waste of time...

Until a Kenari's horning stop the bs from continuing...

TL, Tan Lai Thiam and I went to the kindergarten-like

Wonderful Ice-Cream Factory....

so small...

just like a kindergarten....

Ayam and LSH were already arrived

much more earlier than all of us

cause they came with their own cars.

First we tied some rope web around the tent

Decoration purposes?

And we prepared the mini games....

5 types : -

Basketball, Ping Pong, Mini Golf, Soccer & Secret Box

My section was the Mini Golf...

Repeatingly bending up and down....

Picking up the golf balls....

Back ache errupted...

Sitting down on the floor until I get muscles cramps...

Damn....

Until 4pm, the crowd only increased

And the crowd still didn't showed any signs of going home

Holy crap we work effing hard

And we had to pick up all the thrash the customers left behind

But at least they gave us each two boxes of ice-cream

I choosed Chocolate and Durian :)

And I met Lee Dick Joe in this promotion fun-fair

Lee Dick Joe aka Lee Dick aka Botak Lee

aka Judy aka No D*** Boy aka Do S** Lee

same as always

as loud as always

as bald as always

After reaching home, I went for a haircut

I waited for a goddamn half an hour

and the barber tried to cheat me

told me to pay RM19

RM12 -> RM15 -> RM19 ?!?!?

WTF!

And Pic-Of-The-Day, for your viewing pleasure

see more Fail Blog

Short & Brief

2009-08-30T08:22:00.000-07:00

First, the Merdeka celebration is still on
just saw it on TV today
at Dataran Parlimen
the place is freaking small...

Then, I gonna have a 10 hours duty for Scout tomorrow
In Jelapang Wonderful Ice-cream Who-Knows-Where
10 hours, Omigosh, go there to sleep or what?
But maybe i can eat some free ice-cream... ;D

No time, got to sleep...
AND REMEMBER! Result does not represents your personality....

Bored

2009-08-29T07:17:00.000-07:00

I'm so bored, and I don't feel like writing a nice blog today...

Not in the mood.... SO damn bored....

RndoaM SfutF...

2009-08-28T08:43:00.000-07:00

CCJ a.k.a Random, is it that so easy to figure it out?

I put my nick at two different chatbox, and the owners immediately know who I am...
I had fail once again....and again....
Argh.....

Ok back to topic, I absolutely have no idea what to post right now.
I had plenty of ideas this morning,
And now it all disappear.....
So.....yea......
If you have any ideas for me,
Feel free to leave it in the chatbox at the right ---------->
Help is greatly appreciate! :)

Merdeka is closing by....
The footsteps of water dripping.....
Metaphor?
Ok, all Malaysians knew the 31st of Ogos is our National day...
But this year the celebration is so cool.....
Not that type of cool....you know....
Because of H1N1
The celebration for our National Day
is cancelled
Very nice.....

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Morning - as always, slept until 11.30am, then in front of computer surfing...

Afternoon - Slept like a pig till 5.30pm, had dinner, go tuition
( PS = knicker front, lei shi, milky )

Night - On the Net, and night sleep....

Identity Crisis....Help me!

2009-08-27T06:32:00.000-07:00

Well, as the title says....

Even though I'm called Random,
but the problem is the thing I post,
Isn't random!

I read some other blogs,
and found out their post
are completely random!
Some only consist of one sentence
or just the title itself....

Omg, I've fail myself...
Maybe I should un'Random' myself...
Hahaha, I'm officially R.I.P I guess?

Touched

2009-08-26T08:18:00.000-07:00

Umm, I apologize to my ~~stupid~~ loyal readers who follow my blog everyday ( actually no one did that, I know it *.* )
That I'm so lazy to post interesting things or complete a daily dairy, I'm trying my best, so I hope this blog is not boring...

First of all, let us watch this full of gayness video, presenting
JOE GAYNESS DANCING! - JONAS BROTHERS ( no offence to Jonas Brothers fan :D )

'This is a retard dancing like a douche...'
quote from
RayWilliamJohnson

and this is the original :-

Now you know why I said he's gay...

Actually Joe Jonas danced like this is because of the fans' request, but I still think that he's G@Y~

Here's another version, but it's a female version, she is also joking only :

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Then, I recieve a comment that I think everyone should take a look:

Yuen San said :

Hello...
It's me again(that unknown person)...
Your blog looks better now(with those recently interesting posts)...
Just want to suggest...
Try adding a chatbox so others could chat with you...
One more..
Thanks for making my best friend(Xi Lin & Michelle)happy and cheerful...
Thank you so much( I owe you this thank you)...
Before I forget...
My name is Yuen San, not Yuen Shan...
It's a pleasure to know such person like you exist in the world...
Thank you...
Happy Holiday...

Michelle and Xi Lin, you both should be thankful that you have a real friend!

BTW, here is Yuen San's blog :
*Stories Of ME Life*
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Diary Time!

Morning - recieve 6 miss calls = calling me to go to Scout activities = too tired = home maintainence = stay at home

Reason of Maintainence - Marble floats up, install metal poles behind my home....

Afternoon and Night - same as always, but I'm sleeping in my parents room, cause the maintainence isn't done...

Goodbye Mosquitoes, Hello Home Sweet Home~

2009-08-25T10:01:00.001-07:00

Yea, as the title says! :D

Suprise! I'm on!

2009-08-24T08:27:00.000-07:00

Woots, thought I won't be onlining for 3 days, but luckily Alor Setar got internet for me, wee~~

Supposely I went to scout activities today, but Chicken King informed me that the activities had been cancelled, so I slept the whole morning...Neh, boys' favourite hobby :D

Then at 3pm, our whole family set out to Alor Setar. We stopped at a R&R Station near ( I forgot ), cause Hari Puasa, the whole R&R Station are empty, except for a few Chinese having their snacks...12 hours of starvation everyday, until Ramadhan, Malays sure are tough...

About Hitz.FM, they kinda lack of music, let me list out the music that I heard today :
1) Touch My Hand         - David Archuletta = 4 times
2) Hatin' On The Club    - Rihanna               = 3 times
3) I Gotta Feeling            - Black Eye Peas    = 3 times
4) I Know You Want Me - Pitbull                 = 3 times
5) Zero Gravity               - David Archuletta = 3 times
6) No Boundaries            - Kris Allen            = 3 times
............
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And the list goes on... Hitz.FM needs to get some new music on the air...Really....

After we arrived at Alor Setar, we went straight for Langgar ( funny name for a place ), where my uncle lives. Unfortunately, North Malaysia suffered a VERY heavy downpour, causing most of the place badly flooded, even the fire burning Alor Setar. So the kampung of Langgar was flooded badly, but luckily my uncle's house was not affected.

After chatting for half an hour, we went to check-in our hotel, which is the StarCity hetel, which provides customer with Internet services, so I'm over the cloud nine now! Good services come with a high price, and one night stay in a triple bed room costed us RM180++, holy sh*t!

Then at night, we had our dinner at the Swan-Swan restoran, which our family always went for dim-sum breakfast when we lived in Alor Setar. Pitily, the boss of the restoran had changed so the food were not nice as the past... :(

And now, I'm sitting on a chair, in front of a computer in the StarCity hotel's lobby, writing my blog with some few thousands of mosquitoes surrounding me, biting the heck out of my leg... Kedah, the 'Jelapang Padi Malaysia', should be called 'Jelapang Nyamuk Malaysia' instead.....

Ps : the computers sucks....

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And while surfing others' blog, I saw an amazing art of photography blog, done by my friend Jing Yik, a.k.a Ralliart47, and his blog is http://www.ralliart47.blogspot.com/

His skills of photography is ZOMGODLIKE, all his photos are really professionally taken, should go see it for yourself.

~Sweet Holidays~

2009-08-23T07:54:00.000-07:00

Holidays, yeah! This week is the finest week of my secondary school life, cause I could care less of scout activities, wiiipee! The PMR is coming, so us Form 3 were 'released' from the burden and stress of scout activities... ^_^

Actually, today I went back to Ayer Tawar and back to Ipoh again, for about 8 hours or something? That's the shortest time I been in Ayer Tawar in my life. Cheers!

In the afternoon, I watched X-Men II with my cousins and that movie sucks, it just a money sucker from the people in the Earth, not worth watching :(

Then, we leaved Ayer Tawar on 7pm and arrived home 1 hour later..... The End....boring........

Nothing pretty much special today, but I'm going to Alor Setar for the next three days, so no Net Surfing!

>:(-[goddamnit!] and blogging of course. Will continue on Wednesday! I will introduce more videos then. :)

And yea, look at the picture below, you'll be laughing!

YOUTUBE ROCKS!

2009-08-22T10:58:00.000-07:00

Now, today in my blog, I'm going to review some Youtube videos for you guys pleasure ( don't think nasty stuff :D )

First of all, this is the best video EVAR on Youtube, check this video out :---------
Click here! Don't afraid, it's not a prank...

Then, this is James Blunt remasted version of You'Re Beautiful, by James Blunt himself :) Its more great than the previous one!
James Blunt You'Re Beautiful

Well here's another video on Youtube about 15 Malaysia from Namewee, named Potong Saga, should watch it
15 Malaysia - Potong Saga

Here is another song on Youtube which is very nice and everyone should go check it out:
Nicest Song eVer!

I'll try and put more videos up on my next post, please watch all the videos above, it'll worth your time! ^.^v <------- disgusting icon

DIARY TIME! ( WARNING! proceed at your own risk, you may be bored to death )

First of all, I'll keep my promise, check out the blogs below, they are written by my friends and theirs are nicer than this nOOb blog you're reading right now.

Fool SyilinG's WorLD

Emo Faith Unlocks The Door, LOL

You really should read the, both of them is a better blog.

Early in the morning, like 9.30am or something ( it's early for me :D ), I were woke up by some nasty door cracking sound by my neighbours, so I went to my window to check what's happening. Eventually Chee Mun gone for breakfast, so Chee Keong had no keys for the front door, so he opened the back door for Goldfishman Kah Seng. Then, they invite me to go to Chee Keong's house and then go to GS Cyber for a game, which I did.

I waste 1 and half an hour to walk there, play some stupid games in a non air-conditioned freaking fan usage Cyber Cafe. Chee Keong also had a bad time at the CC, which he said ' The mouse is so hard to click that I get killed every time I spawned in Sudden Attack! ' I loled at that...

Then the whole afternoon, I slept like a sloth until 5.30pm, until dinner I was in front of the com, nerdy me....While having dinner outside, i met Choon Peng and Choon Huong, the world sure is tiny!

I'll end my post here, cause today is an ordinary day, nothing special, wait til tomorrow!

The Reborn Of My Blog!

2009-08-21T08:04:00.000-07:00

Haha, after one whole month of empty spaces in my blog, I've finally decided to rewrite, thanks to Michelle who encourage me...( Thank me for putting ur name on my blog Michelle! :D)

Just not long before, I heard from Xi Lin that she is moving to Perak, but I forget which state ( I'm an old man ), maybe I'll meet her one day....Just like Lee Loo Yee met me in last year scout activities...

I had leaved K.L for three years, really missing my friends back there, in the year-end, my school will be organising a 3 days 2 night trip to Kuala Lumpur and Genting, although I'm from KL, I also take part in this tour, just for fun & go crazing with my friends, if Lady Luck shines on me, I hope I can meet with my old friends in this trip....

Now, I'm trying to change my templates for my blog, cause this templates sucks..Anyone who had an idea can leave a comment below, your help will be greatly needed :)

Menglembu Mountain Trekking!

2009-07-19T07:44:00.000-07:00

Early at 6.50 am, I woke up and ready for mountain trekking at Bukit Menglembu ( a.k.a Bukit Kledang ) as a part of our Scout exam in Jaya. But my dad is drunken so I went to school late at 7.45 am. Luckily Yee Wai Leong was later than me.

At 8.10 am, we arrive at our destination. There's a lot of peeople there, and most of them were going home, lol... There are 5 different routes to the top of the mountain, which is : Road, 4-2, 4-3, 4-9 & RTM. We walk the 4-9 road, as the AJK said that it is the easiest way....

There are 4 AJK along with us in this trekking, which are Tan Bak Heng, Yang Wai Hong, Yap Zheng Guo & Andrew Wee. While on our way to the top, we stop beside a river to cook eggs and cabbage as part of our exam. We also play with the river water for about 1 hour and 15 minute. After that we continue our journey.

Time goes by, and our energy were running out. Apperantly Tang Man Hong is exhausted and we have to push him up the sloppy trek. This is extremly challenging and I hate to say that I also felt very tired. At 10.50 am, we arrive at the top, and I'm the first Form 3 to arrive there, haha~ :)

After resting for 15 minutes, we begin to go down the hill. We done a craziest thing in our life. We lay on the road and roll down the hill, it's so much fun, until...... Tang Man Hong get scars in his hand caused by scrathing with the road and me & Chuah Seong Keat had to help him...-_-'''

At 12.00 pm, we had complete our trekking. We bought some drinks and a nearby stall and rest while waiting for transport. Poor Khong Khee Hoi and Lien Tzyy Shiuan had to walk to a bus station to ride a bus home...

When I arrived at home, I continue washing the pot and wok that the idiotic Form 2 leaved out at the canteen yesterday. Screw them for taking away the champion and leaving all the unwashed dishes for me. Damn you all...

The Day of Banner & Cooking Competition!

2009-07-18T07:44:00.000-07:00

The day has arrive, and my efforts will not put to waste....

Early in the morning, I woke up at 5.15 am just to go to school to make the preparations stuff. Guess what, I'm the second earliest, just behind a Form 1 girl scout which came to school for nothing...lol....

For the first hour, I renewing my Banner's frame because it has gone loose, until 7.30 am the others patrol member came...Oh god....All looks well enough, until now....

Nothing special happens until the competition starts. Our cooking team has only 4 members : Me, Ghee Jian Feng, Teh Ee Wen & Foo Yu Feng( if not wrong ). All starts well until the rise of fire. We were the second last team to rise the fire up, so embarrassing....Then, the dishes preparations sucks, so is the cleanliness of our tapak...They just don't know how to keep tidy....

Then things got worst. That Form 1 always leave his responsibility, which is taking care of the fire and walk around like there's nothing to do, which finally caused the fire goes out for several times...Thanks mate...

All the dishes were cooked by me, I mean ALL... The others help to prepare the ingredients, but I cook all of them, so proud of myself as I'm a kitchen idiot, haha~1 hour before the competition ends, that's the worst time of my life...I need to take care of the table's decoration but if I leave, they will be helpless...So I help them to finish all the dishes and only proceed to my job. I had only half an hour to settle the decorations...OMG....

At the end, we were the last team to complete our decoration and clean up our tapak, and we were scolded by TL & ATL. Thanks to them, I cannot use my original idea for our decoration, ending up by using lousy and simple deco.
My main idea : Purple tablecloth, 4 bakau at each side of the table, a platform above the tabletop, and an Eiffel Tower at the top ( using steel wires )

On the jugdement time, we stand for 45 minutes and my legs were super tired. When it's our turn, I use all my cannoning and godding skills to explain. Looks well enough. I'm very confident that time. :D But we had to wait for the banner explaination, and we had been standing for 1 and a half hour!

After that, the trophies were given our immediately. The competition statistics as below :

Japan : Khong Khee Hoi & Tan Lai Thiam ( absent )
France : Liew Siong Hian & Yap Zheng Yong
Mexico : Lien Tzyy Shiuan & Tang Man Hong
Italy : Yee Wai Leong & Chuah Seong Keat
Paris : Me ( Chek Chang Jun)

As you can see, my patrol is the only one that has one Form 3, make me so stress. Also, our patrol's name is the weirdest, as other patrol's are Country, ours are City. (Thanks Madam...)

Cooking Champion : PARIS! ( wee :D)
Cooking 1st Runner-Up : Mexico ( their bread is the victory point)
Cooking Decoration : France ( damn...>:[ )
Cooking Best Dishes : PARIS!! ( of course, made by me mah~)
Banner Champion : Mexico ( Tan Man Hong skills are good)

So, our patrol got two trophies, all the thanks to Choo Kin Chow Madam for helping us A LOT!

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After that, it is the Form 3 retirement and Pangkat Giving Ceremony. Below are the statistics :

Enggang PL : Ghee Jian Feng
Enggang PS : Ong Ming Xuan
Kenyalang PL : Seow Zhong Seng
Kenyalang PS : Loh Chun Li
Pekaka PL : Teh Ee Wen
Pekaka PS : Chong Ching Xiang
Rajawali PL : Liew Jing Yi
Rajawali PS : Raymond Lee
Tiong PL : Karyn Wong
Tiong PS : Ho Kin Ting

Ah, hope they will do their work lah, no eyes see....

The Day Before Banner & Cooking Competition!

2009-07-17T07:43:00.000-07:00

Today I break my own record for the shortest sleep hours ever, from 2am till 4.50am, just 2 hours & 50 minutes. Reason? Because of Jaya log book, hate it! The knots and the 4R photos that LanSxHai bought take my whole life to repair it....

The case of my missing smartcard still remains unsolved. But Pn.Cham state that she may be letting the prefect paying for my loss, wootz! Still, I have to sign-in everyday and wear that idiotish green card as a substiture to my smartcard....

After school, I make my preparations for tommorow competition. The only conflict here is two Patrol's name colide, which is Paris (my patrol ) and France (LxxSoHax team), causing our decoration and banner are almost alike. They steal my decoration design! >:( Now I have to think another design, so happy...

For 4 hours I work until I darn tired, and then I have to go for tuition classes! Tired.... Hoping tommorow we will not embarras ourselves...

'Countdown to the competition day-> 6 hours left!' ( PS : TYK - 1st pink-purplelish 2nd white CJE yellow-orange )

2009-07-16T08:09:00.000-07:00

In the morning, when I go into the bathroom, the insect that I hate the most in the world appear just in front of my eye : a cockroach! Damn I had been hunting this cockroach for over a week now, and this is my last chance to revenge! I took a roll of newspaper and a plastic bag as my weapon. Then, I hit the cockroach with the newspaper like a madman until the cockroach feint death. Later on I use the plastic bag to capture & trap it inside, then I squeeze the cockroach, hahaha~

My missing smartcard is still a mystery and I have to pay for a new one if I can't found it before this Friday, bad luck.... Not only that, my English Book 2 also gone missing, so suspicious.... 2 missing cases in a row.....o_o

After school,'Sir' Yap Ken Fui teaches some of us Form 3 Jaya new knots...Wow, hard time learning all these knots... Now I realise my knots are the weakest among all the Form 3, need to practise hard...

In 11pm, I just remember that I haven't pluck the mimosa plant flower for my Scout Jaya Log Book, so I bring a torchlight, go the the nearest park and search for this stupid flower. I had waste 5 minutes of my life on this flower. No choice, can't find it, so I use a dandelion flower as a substitute, hope no one would find out.... *.*

15th July 2009 - Bad Luck Day :(

2009-07-15T06:04:00.000-07:00

Early in the morning about 5.45am, a big downpour started and damn I got to be wet to ride the school bus, bad luck! But today, Cheong Kah Seng didn't go to school by bus cause his mother bought him to school, lucky him, so he lend me a hand by offering me shade at his house, how nice...

While on the bus, the bumpy ride caused me to bump my head into the iron bar of the windows about 20+ times, and now my head is swollen, yeah so happy..... ( That time I was so sleepy that I couldn't even think clearly, so I can't control it... )

After I arrived at school, the useless 'Clock-In' system was broken again....as usual, so I hand up my smartcard to Lai Mun Tat to get it clock-in. BUT, I didn't get back my smartcard. Reason? Because the prefect that took my smartcard ( which is LanSoHxx) said that he didn't took it, wow, my RM12 is wasted just like that.... JUST MY LUCK!

And now I'm bored to hell, because my numerous attempt on downloading Megaman X6 from the web always failed, and I've wasted my time downloading it, damn....

( PS : found a new browser game : www.evony.com )

A Lazy Day...

2009-07-14T06:46:00.000-07:00

Today, I'm just got a new haircut, and that's the only special things that happen today...Lazy to write diary, I actually write blog to waste my time....

PS : Yoko - scissors inside

2009-07-13T05:00:00.000-07:00

Today, quite a normal day, just like usual: wake up, bath, have breakfast, go to school... Same old way round & round.

Yesterday, I went to a junior-Ghee Jian Feng's house to make preparations for this week's Banner n Cooking Competition. LUCKILY, the three of us which is Teh Ee Wen (PL), Ghee Jian Feng & I are kitchen idiots, and caused us only to blink when CKC Madam discuss the recipe with us...We make Fried Rice Balls, Tri-Flavour Fried Chicken and Mushroom Ying-Yang Vegetables... It is a success as the dishes taste great...Can't believe that they're made out from my hand...hahaha~~~

BUT, we had that practise until freaking 6pm... All thanks to Form 2 Penggembaraan, all 3 patrols had an EPIC fail, didn't even complete one of the 'arahan's, argh....
The arahan:
1) Mendapatkan 5 cop dalam sepanjang jalan
2) Menghabiskan penggembaraan dalam masa 3 jam ( they took 5 hours, new 49th record! )
3) Memetik 5 jenis daun dan melabelkan masa, tempat dan jenis. ( one of the patrol did it but didn't know the leaves name -_-''')
4) Mengukur kelebaran Sungai Kinta. ( so easy, but they can't complete it...)
5)Membuat plastercast kesan tayar atau binatang - seorang satu ( the plastercast are soft, and they are flat...)

Don't say us Form 3 seniors didn't teach them how to do all of this basic stuff. Don't know how to upgrade their skills... No hopes for them anymore....

I had make a promise to Mr Leong that I cannot touch the computer for 3 WHOLE months, and now I'm breaking my vow...:)
Just saw a retard yet funny video on Youtube--- Don't Trust Me Sarah Palin( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mWqr8pb2MY&feature=topvideos

Finally, my first blog post!

2009-07-12T07:39:00.000-07:00

Today on 12th July 2009, 10.40pm in Ipoh, Malaysia, this blog is officially created! Hope it will be a memorable for me and for all. :D

( PS : maybe I'll not touch this blog after I created this post, hahaha... )