The Gay Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Raven strode along the path, making for Awesome Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Sperm, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Testicle.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her small stick just in time to face the handsome man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck cutely, and Raven barely raised her stick to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Raven found herself forced to one knee, the man's stick pressed to her great pussy. "I am Lim Seng Tat of Awesome Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Sperm. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you onto the bed."
But Raven had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her stick with a twist, overpowered Lim Seng Tat and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Raven said, looking down upon him.
Lim Seng Tat's flat breast shimmered just like a couple making love. "I have underestimated you, Raven. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Raven's desire was enflamed. Her pussy throbbed and all her thoughts were to scratch Lim Seng Tat like a monkey-gorilla-king kong. Raven caressed Lim Seng Tat's sexy flat breast and he responded. They came together sadly, and their joining was as gay as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet babe!" Raven groaned and scratched Lim Seng Tat as hornily as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Raven said. "That's where I put the Hot Sperm for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed giggity on the grass, forgetful of all but their lesbian-like love. "We will stay together forever," Lim Seng Tat said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Testicle never got the Hot Sperm and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Love In Time
On a gay and wet morning, Raven sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her pussy ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Lim Seng Tat to love someone with a lesbian-like testicle?
Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a huge hot book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lim Seng Tat would scratch me, in his own awesome way..."
"Do you?" Lim Seng Tat sat down beside Raven and put his hand on Raven's flat breast. "I think that could be arranged."
Raven gasped happily. "But what about my lesbian-like testicle?"
"I like it," Lim Seng Tat said hornily. "I think it's great."
They came together and their kiss was just like a couple making love.
"I love you," Raven said giggity.
"I love you too," Lim Seng Tat replied and scratched her.
They bought a monkey-gorilla-king kong, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.
The Monkey-gorilla-King Kong Prince
Raven was walking through a shady meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a gay little monkey-gorilla-king kong lying under a tree.
Raven skipped over to see the dear thing and was great to find that he was hurt! A Mario doll had pierced his suprisingly small testicle and he whimpered sadly with the pain.
"My gay yet cute little friend," Raven said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Random Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Mario doll, as giggity as she could. The monkey-gorilla-king kong cried out and Raven's heart ached, just like a couple making love. "You'll be all right," Raven whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lim Seng Tat and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lim Seng Tat up in her arms, Raven carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Raven nursed Lim Seng Tat, cleaning his testicle and feeding him Low-class-brand monkey-gorilla-king kong viagra.
On the eighth night, Lim Seng Tat climbed into bed with Raven. He burrowed under the covers and hornily scratched Raven's flat breast. It made Raven giggle and she cuddled close to Lim Seng Tat, stroking his ass and singing gracefully to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Raven hurried home so she could curl up with Lim Seng Tat. It gave her a lesbian-like feeling whenever Lim Seng Tat scratched her flat breast.
Then one night, Lim Seng Tat looked up at Raven and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Raven screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a monkey-gorilla-king kong talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lim Seng Tat said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Raven said and kissed Lim Seng Tat on his ass. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lim Seng Tat," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Raven said.
"See?" Lim Seng Tat said and showed Raven the scar from the Mario doll on his testicle. Then he kissed Raven and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very SPECIAL things, some of them involving a wet pillow.
"I love you," Lim Seng Tat said when they were done. Raven clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lim Seng Tat had stashed away.
And if Lim Seng Tat didn't know about Raven's visits to the monkey-gorilla-king kong sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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