1000 Condom Pedosaurus-rexs
Lee Dick Joe paced quickly back and forth. High dread filled his heart. Yong Teck Weng should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my cool love, Lee Dick Joe thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yong Teck Weng had been taken hostage by Big Butthole, a supervillain who had the city in a state of stupid terror. Lee Dick Joe fainted dead away, like a bear making children with a botak.
When he came to, there was a bump on his testicles and the high dread had returned. "Yong Teck Weng, my tiny honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Big Butthole doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing awesomely as he touched him in the eye.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Lee Dick Joe remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Lee Dick Joe ordered in a supply of condom and set to work, folding pedosaurus-rexs until his testicles was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last pedosaurus-rex when Yong Teck Weng walked in the front door.
"Yong Teck Weng!" Lee Dick Joe screamed and threw himself into Yong Teck Weng's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the bed. He kissed Yong Teck Weng horny on the eye.
"Actually," Yong Teck Weng said, pulling away happily, "I was rescued by the Sexy Rick Roll. He's a new superhero in town." Yong Teck Weng sighed. "And he's really huge."
The high dread came back. "But you're hot to be back here with me, right?"
Yong Teck Weng checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sexy Rick Roll for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Lee Dick Joe choked back a sob and started folding another pedosaurus-rex. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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