Tag. 32 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This
1. What Color Is Your Toothbrush?
- Transparent Light Green
2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today.
- Tongkat Ali Man aka my Smackdown VS Raw 2008 created wrestler -.-
3. What were you doing at 8 AM?
- SLEEPING zzz
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
- PLaying DOTA, and owning with Dwarven Sniper :D
5. What was the last thing you had to drink?
- 100 Plus
6. Who is the last person you sent a message to on Facebook?
- Rotten Orange aka Emo Kid aka L Tzyy Shiuan
7. Ever go cam...ping?:
- Yup, and many many many times too
8. Do you go to church every Sunday?
-Hell no, no time
9. What did your last text message say?
- From Joee, saying tat she won't choi me haha
10. Where is your dad?
- err, outside
11. Look to your left, what do you see?
- My kindagarten award 'Special Helper Chek Chang Jun' XD
12. What color is your watch?
- Black and covered with scratches ( ditto Raven )
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- Onlining
14. How old are you?
- 14 + going 15
15. Do you want to change your name?
- NO it's special
16. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?
- Wait till future baru cakap lah
17. Would you kiss any of your facebook friends?
- Some XD
18. Who are the best huggers that you know?
- ??? who knows?
19. List three favorite colors/shades:
- Gold, Silver, Platinium
20. Have you ever fallen in love?
- duh-uh...I'm normal and typical...*fall*-->*crash*-->*burn*
21. How did you get your worst scar?
- Kicked a stupid coral in Pulau Redang -_-
22. Do you like cats?
- Of course, especially fat one :)
23. Do you love anyone?
- Love has a deep meaning, we should not use it suka hati saja
24.what do you hope to get on ur b'day?
- A new CPU, or a kiss from a leng lui haha
25.Do u plan any trip for ur next coming?
- can't plan, too busy with scout
26. What do you usually do during the day?
- Online
27. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
- Err, no?
28. Is anyone jealous of you:
- Why would anyone want to be jealous of me?
29. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
- My trusty slippers, and juz been biten by my neighbour's goddamn puppy
30. Last song listened to?
- Rick Roll aka Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
- My scout's troop leader
32. What is your favorite number?
- 5
Monday, November 30, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
WAKE UP TWILIGHT FANS! THAT MOVIE SUCKS!
Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Directed by Chris Weitz. (PG-13. 135 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)
It feels like missing the point to talk about "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" as a movie. This is a pop culture phenomenon, some weird early 21st century aberration, our equivalent of the hula hoop or dancing the Charleston on a biplane's wing. In the future, people will watch this second installment of "The Twilight Saga" and think, "What was that?" without realizing that this movie is not really a movie. It's an excuse for a lot of people to dream.
So expect this film to satisfy its fans. Everybody else, get ready for a bizarre soap opera/pageant, consisting of a succession of static scenes with characters loping into the frame to announce exactly what they're thinking. Then they spell out their personalities for us. Here is an emotionally tortured vampire. Here is a perky, friendly vampire. And don't forget the vampire who is a dedicated physician.
Meanwhile, every so often - but never more than two or three times per minute - one of the characters makes a point of telling the perfectly nice, perfectly average teenage protagonist (Kristen Stewart) that she is the greatest thing on Earth. Sometimes it's Dad who tells her. Sometimes it's an enemy, who still recognizes our heroine's amazing power. Most of the time, it's some ridiculously handsome teenage boy. ... And each time that happens, 500 girls in the audience scream.
Let's just say it: It's great there's a movie that makes teenage girls scream. Half the movies Hollywood makes are designed to make teenage boys scream, and those boy movies are just as ridiculous and a lot nastier than "New Moon."
Still, when you come face to face with the source of all the screaming, it's hard not to laugh. We get a suffering James Dean in whiteface, the teenage vampire named Edward (Robert Pattinson), who adores Bella (Stewart). But he can't kiss her without moaning and turning colors, because if he loses control he might open up one of her veins. Edward has been a teenager for almost a hundred years, and he's still no good at it.
Then there's Jacob (Taylor Lautner), an American Indian with a bodybuilder's physique. He's more of a pal, but at several points he wants to kiss her, too. ... Ahh, but he can't let himself go, either, for other reasons. First-kiss anxiety looms great in this film.
In addition, there's lots of naïve conversation about what will happen in 50 years, when Bella is old and Edward, an immortal, is still young. Surprisingly, there's no conversation at all about what's going to happen when Bella is, say, 21, and the idea of dating a guy who can only kiss her - and even then, not without going into spasms - becomes less than completely satisfying.
Based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer, "New Moon" gets off to a quiet start, but the general direction of the story reveals itself when Edward (for noble reasons) breaks off the relationship with Bella. To any outsider, this seems like the best solution to a ridiculous situation, but poor Bella. She's miserable, and what's worse, once you date a vampire, it's apparently like joining the Mafia. They don't just let you quit. So most of the movie is about Bella's getting over the relationship, as she establishes a deeper friendship with Jacob, wards off nightmares and prepares herself for the inevitable onslaught of evil vampires, who want to kill her if only because she is, apparently, so, so amazing.
In places, especially at the beginning, "New Moon" has the feeling of a retread, but to its credit, it's never an unpleasant experience, and at well over two hours, it's never really boring, either, just intermittently ridiculous: "You give me everything by breathing!" Edward tells Bella.
Here and there, when the script gets away from two-person discussions of Bella's epic splendidness, director Chris Weitz gets to put together a nice sequence. A few years ago, when he directed "The Golden Compass," Weitz seemed uncomfortable operating on a big canvas. But a scene in Volterra, Italy, in which Bella races up the streets of that hill town in search of Edward - as hundreds of people in red march in an annual festival - is assured, striking and effective. There are some werewolf scenes that aren't bad, either, but enough said about that.
Alexandre Desplat's overwrought musical score will appeal to viewers who already agree that Bella and Edward's love is glorious. Others won't be persuaded, no matter how much he insists.
-- Advisory: Strong language, peril, mild violence and scenes of a guy falling apart every time he kisses Kristen Stewart.
It feels like missing the point to talk about "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" as a movie. This is a pop culture phenomenon, some weird early 21st century aberration, our equivalent of the hula hoop or dancing the Charleston on a biplane's wing. In the future, people will watch this second installment of "The Twilight Saga" and think, "What was that?" without realizing that this movie is not really a movie. It's an excuse for a lot of people to dream.
So expect this film to satisfy its fans. Everybody else, get ready for a bizarre soap opera/pageant, consisting of a succession of static scenes with characters loping into the frame to announce exactly what they're thinking. Then they spell out their personalities for us. Here is an emotionally tortured vampire. Here is a perky, friendly vampire. And don't forget the vampire who is a dedicated physician.
Meanwhile, every so often - but never more than two or three times per minute - one of the characters makes a point of telling the perfectly nice, perfectly average teenage protagonist (Kristen Stewart) that she is the greatest thing on Earth. Sometimes it's Dad who tells her. Sometimes it's an enemy, who still recognizes our heroine's amazing power. Most of the time, it's some ridiculously handsome teenage boy. ... And each time that happens, 500 girls in the audience scream.
Let's just say it: It's great there's a movie that makes teenage girls scream. Half the movies Hollywood makes are designed to make teenage boys scream, and those boy movies are just as ridiculous and a lot nastier than "New Moon."
Still, when you come face to face with the source of all the screaming, it's hard not to laugh. We get a suffering James Dean in whiteface, the teenage vampire named Edward (Robert Pattinson), who adores Bella (Stewart). But he can't kiss her without moaning and turning colors, because if he loses control he might open up one of her veins. Edward has been a teenager for almost a hundred years, and he's still no good at it.
Then there's Jacob (Taylor Lautner), an American Indian with a bodybuilder's physique. He's more of a pal, but at several points he wants to kiss her, too. ... Ahh, but he can't let himself go, either, for other reasons. First-kiss anxiety looms great in this film.
In addition, there's lots of naïve conversation about what will happen in 50 years, when Bella is old and Edward, an immortal, is still young. Surprisingly, there's no conversation at all about what's going to happen when Bella is, say, 21, and the idea of dating a guy who can only kiss her - and even then, not without going into spasms - becomes less than completely satisfying.
Based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer, "New Moon" gets off to a quiet start, but the general direction of the story reveals itself when Edward (for noble reasons) breaks off the relationship with Bella. To any outsider, this seems like the best solution to a ridiculous situation, but poor Bella. She's miserable, and what's worse, once you date a vampire, it's apparently like joining the Mafia. They don't just let you quit. So most of the movie is about Bella's getting over the relationship, as she establishes a deeper friendship with Jacob, wards off nightmares and prepares herself for the inevitable onslaught of evil vampires, who want to kill her if only because she is, apparently, so, so amazing.
In places, especially at the beginning, "New Moon" has the feeling of a retread, but to its credit, it's never an unpleasant experience, and at well over two hours, it's never really boring, either, just intermittently ridiculous: "You give me everything by breathing!" Edward tells Bella.
Here and there, when the script gets away from two-person discussions of Bella's epic splendidness, director Chris Weitz gets to put together a nice sequence. A few years ago, when he directed "The Golden Compass," Weitz seemed uncomfortable operating on a big canvas. But a scene in Volterra, Italy, in which Bella races up the streets of that hill town in search of Edward - as hundreds of people in red march in an annual festival - is assured, striking and effective. There are some werewolf scenes that aren't bad, either, but enough said about that.
Alexandre Desplat's overwrought musical score will appeal to viewers who already agree that Bella and Edward's love is glorious. Others won't be persuaded, no matter how much he insists.
-- Advisory: Strong language, peril, mild violence and scenes of a guy falling apart every time he kisses Kristen Stewart.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
DUN READ IT IF U DUN LIKE IT! :D
The Battle For The Nipple
On the bed, Tai Ewe Chen sucked his nipple. He had been busy with the nipple for hours and now wanted nothing more than a close-up cuddle or a happy massage from his lover Choo Wen Kang.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his beautiful yet macho Choo Wen Kang appeared at the door, smirking.
"Put down the dildo," Choo Wen Kang said hornily. "Unless you want me to suck your nipple with my mouth."
Tai Ewe Chen stop sucking his nipple. He was horny. He had never seen Choo Wen Kang so hot & sexy before and it made his penis errects.
Choo Wen Kang played himself, then withdrew a condom from his penis. "Don't be so rush," Tai Ewe Chen said with an ugly grimace. "A porkchop woman bit my tit this morning, and my tit became swollen. Now with this nipple and this condom I can skillfully rule the world!"
Tai Ewe Chen clutched his old-fashioned testicles happily. This was his lover, his enourmous Choo Wen Kang, now staring at him with his butthole.
"Fight it!" Choo Wen Kang shouted. "The porkchop woman just wants your virginity! He doesn't love you, not the way I do!"
Tai Ewe Chen could see Choo Wen Kang humping a Barney doll happily. Tai Ewe Chen reached out his mouth and bit Choo Wen Kang's 'banana' skillfully. THAT was big, so big, but he knew only his sex-for-win love for Choo Wen Kang would break the porkchop woman's spell.
Sure enough, Choo Wen Kang dropped the Barney with a thunk. "Oh, Tai Ewe Chen," he squealed. "I'm so sorry, can you ever forgive me, let's do it on the bed afterwards, ok? *wink*"
But Tai Ewe Chen had already moved on the bed. Like a horny bitch, he pressed his mouth into Choo Wen Kang's 'water gun'. And as they fell together in a dark rift of love, the Barney doll lay on the floor, wet,hot with something and forgotten.
On the bed, Tai Ewe Chen sucked his nipple. He had been busy with the nipple for hours and now wanted nothing more than a close-up cuddle or a happy massage from his lover Choo Wen Kang.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his beautiful yet macho Choo Wen Kang appeared at the door, smirking.
"Put down the dildo," Choo Wen Kang said hornily. "Unless you want me to suck your nipple with my mouth."
Tai Ewe Chen stop sucking his nipple. He was horny. He had never seen Choo Wen Kang so hot & sexy before and it made his penis errects.
Choo Wen Kang played himself, then withdrew a condom from his penis. "Don't be so rush," Tai Ewe Chen said with an ugly grimace. "A porkchop woman bit my tit this morning, and my tit became swollen. Now with this nipple and this condom I can skillfully rule the world!"
Tai Ewe Chen clutched his old-fashioned testicles happily. This was his lover, his enourmous Choo Wen Kang, now staring at him with his butthole.
"Fight it!" Choo Wen Kang shouted. "The porkchop woman just wants your virginity! He doesn't love you, not the way I do!"
Tai Ewe Chen could see Choo Wen Kang humping a Barney doll happily. Tai Ewe Chen reached out his mouth and bit Choo Wen Kang's 'banana' skillfully. THAT was big, so big, but he knew only his sex-for-win love for Choo Wen Kang would break the porkchop woman's spell.
Sure enough, Choo Wen Kang dropped the Barney with a thunk. "Oh, Tai Ewe Chen," he squealed. "I'm so sorry, can you ever forgive me, let's do it on the bed afterwards, ok? *wink*"
But Tai Ewe Chen had already moved on the bed. Like a horny bitch, he pressed his mouth into Choo Wen Kang's 'water gun'. And as they fell together in a dark rift of love, the Barney doll lay on the floor, wet,hot with something and forgotten.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Great Response To The Stories!!!
Wow,
I never knew that these make-up stories
will recieve sooooooooo much response
Raven hit me
Seng Tat choked me
and others laughed
But Raven seems that she wants to cry....
Sorry Raven....
Those stories are juz for fun.....
I dun mean to hurt u ......
So I swear I will delete it.....
OK?
I never knew that these make-up stories
will recieve sooooooooo much response
Raven hit me
Seng Tat choked me
and others laughed
But Raven seems that she wants to cry....
Sorry Raven....
Those stories are juz for fun.....
I dun mean to hurt u ......
So I swear I will delete it.....
OK?
Saturday, November 7, 2009
These stories are dedicated to Raven and her couple, from CCJ ;D (warning!)
The Gay Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Raven strode along the path, making for Awesome Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Sperm, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Testicle.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her small stick just in time to face the handsome man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck cutely, and Raven barely raised her stick to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Raven found herself forced to one knee, the man's stick pressed to her great pussy. "I am Lim Seng Tat of Awesome Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Sperm. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you onto the bed."
But Raven had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her stick with a twist, overpowered Lim Seng Tat and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Raven said, looking down upon him.
Lim Seng Tat's flat breast shimmered just like a couple making love. "I have underestimated you, Raven. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Raven's desire was enflamed. Her pussy throbbed and all her thoughts were to scratch Lim Seng Tat like a monkey-gorilla-king kong. Raven caressed Lim Seng Tat's sexy flat breast and he responded. They came together sadly, and their joining was as gay as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet babe!" Raven groaned and scratched Lim Seng Tat as hornily as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Raven said. "That's where I put the Hot Sperm for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed giggity on the grass, forgetful of all but their lesbian-like love. "We will stay together forever," Lim Seng Tat said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Testicle never got the Hot Sperm and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Love In Time
On a gay and wet morning, Raven sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her pussy ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Lim Seng Tat to love someone with a lesbian-like testicle?
Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a huge hot book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lim Seng Tat would scratch me, in his own awesome way..."
"Do you?" Lim Seng Tat sat down beside Raven and put his hand on Raven's flat breast. "I think that could be arranged."
Raven gasped happily. "But what about my lesbian-like testicle?"
"I like it," Lim Seng Tat said hornily. "I think it's great."
They came together and their kiss was just like a couple making love.
"I love you," Raven said giggity.
"I love you too," Lim Seng Tat replied and scratched her.
They bought a monkey-gorilla-king kong, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.
The Monkey-gorilla-King Kong Prince
Raven was walking through a shady meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a gay little monkey-gorilla-king kong lying under a tree.
Raven skipped over to see the dear thing and was great to find that he was hurt! A Mario doll had pierced his suprisingly small testicle and he whimpered sadly with the pain.
"My gay yet cute little friend," Raven said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Random Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Mario doll, as giggity as she could. The monkey-gorilla-king kong cried out and Raven's heart ached, just like a couple making love. "You'll be all right," Raven whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lim Seng Tat and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lim Seng Tat up in her arms, Raven carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Raven nursed Lim Seng Tat, cleaning his testicle and feeding him Low-class-brand monkey-gorilla-king kong viagra.
On the eighth night, Lim Seng Tat climbed into bed with Raven. He burrowed under the covers and hornily scratched Raven's flat breast. It made Raven giggle and she cuddled close to Lim Seng Tat, stroking his ass and singing gracefully to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Raven hurried home so she could curl up with Lim Seng Tat. It gave her a lesbian-like feeling whenever Lim Seng Tat scratched her flat breast.
Then one night, Lim Seng Tat looked up at Raven and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Raven screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a monkey-gorilla-king kong talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lim Seng Tat said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Raven said and kissed Lim Seng Tat on his ass. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lim Seng Tat," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Raven said.
"See?" Lim Seng Tat said and showed Raven the scar from the Mario doll on his testicle. Then he kissed Raven and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very SPECIAL things, some of them involving a wet pillow.
"I love you," Lim Seng Tat said when they were done. Raven clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lim Seng Tat had stashed away.
And if Lim Seng Tat didn't know about Raven's visits to the monkey-gorilla-king kong sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Raven strode along the path, making for Awesome Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Sperm, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Testicle.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her small stick just in time to face the handsome man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck cutely, and Raven barely raised her stick to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Raven found herself forced to one knee, the man's stick pressed to her great pussy. "I am Lim Seng Tat of Awesome Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Sperm. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you onto the bed."
But Raven had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her stick with a twist, overpowered Lim Seng Tat and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Raven said, looking down upon him.
Lim Seng Tat's flat breast shimmered just like a couple making love. "I have underestimated you, Raven. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Raven's desire was enflamed. Her pussy throbbed and all her thoughts were to scratch Lim Seng Tat like a monkey-gorilla-king kong. Raven caressed Lim Seng Tat's sexy flat breast and he responded. They came together sadly, and their joining was as gay as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet babe!" Raven groaned and scratched Lim Seng Tat as hornily as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Raven said. "That's where I put the Hot Sperm for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed giggity on the grass, forgetful of all but their lesbian-like love. "We will stay together forever," Lim Seng Tat said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Testicle never got the Hot Sperm and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Love In Time
On a gay and wet morning, Raven sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her pussy ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Lim Seng Tat to love someone with a lesbian-like testicle?
Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a huge hot book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lim Seng Tat would scratch me, in his own awesome way..."
"Do you?" Lim Seng Tat sat down beside Raven and put his hand on Raven's flat breast. "I think that could be arranged."
Raven gasped happily. "But what about my lesbian-like testicle?"
"I like it," Lim Seng Tat said hornily. "I think it's great."
They came together and their kiss was just like a couple making love.
"I love you," Raven said giggity.
"I love you too," Lim Seng Tat replied and scratched her.
They bought a monkey-gorilla-king kong, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.
The Monkey-gorilla-King Kong Prince
Raven was walking through a shady meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a gay little monkey-gorilla-king kong lying under a tree.
Raven skipped over to see the dear thing and was great to find that he was hurt! A Mario doll had pierced his suprisingly small testicle and he whimpered sadly with the pain.
"My gay yet cute little friend," Raven said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Random Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Mario doll, as giggity as she could. The monkey-gorilla-king kong cried out and Raven's heart ached, just like a couple making love. "You'll be all right," Raven whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lim Seng Tat and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lim Seng Tat up in her arms, Raven carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Raven nursed Lim Seng Tat, cleaning his testicle and feeding him Low-class-brand monkey-gorilla-king kong viagra.
On the eighth night, Lim Seng Tat climbed into bed with Raven. He burrowed under the covers and hornily scratched Raven's flat breast. It made Raven giggle and she cuddled close to Lim Seng Tat, stroking his ass and singing gracefully to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Raven hurried home so she could curl up with Lim Seng Tat. It gave her a lesbian-like feeling whenever Lim Seng Tat scratched her flat breast.
Then one night, Lim Seng Tat looked up at Raven and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Raven screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a monkey-gorilla-king kong talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lim Seng Tat said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Raven said and kissed Lim Seng Tat on his ass. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lim Seng Tat," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Raven said.
"See?" Lim Seng Tat said and showed Raven the scar from the Mario doll on his testicle. Then he kissed Raven and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very SPECIAL things, some of them involving a wet pillow.
"I love you," Lim Seng Tat said when they were done. Raven clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lim Seng Tat had stashed away.
And if Lim Seng Tat didn't know about Raven's visits to the monkey-gorilla-king kong sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
Friday, November 6, 2009
The 2nd Story! MUST READ!
The Adventure Of The Bitch
Chea Hong and Sieu Leong were out for a cold Valentine's walk in our school toilet. As they went, Sieu Leong rested his hand on Chea Hong's ass. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so slimy, Chea Hong was filled with smelly dread.
"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked quickly.
"You ugly silly," Sieu Leong said, tickling Chea Hong with his nipples. "It's completely idiotic."
Just then, a sexy bitch leapt out from behind a breast and licked Sieu Leong in the butt. "Aaargh!" Sieu Leong screamed.
Things looked wet. But Chea Hong, although he was handsome, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a tits and, like two gay fags making love on a sofa, beat the bitch greatly until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."
Then he clasped Sieu Leong close. Sieu Leong was bleeding awesomely. "My darling," Chea Hong said, and pressed his lips to Sieu Leong's testicles.
"I love you," Sieu Leong said skillfully, and expired in Chea Hong's arms.
Chea Hong never loved again.
Chea Hong and Sieu Leong were out for a cold Valentine's walk in our school toilet. As they went, Sieu Leong rested his hand on Chea Hong's ass. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so slimy, Chea Hong was filled with smelly dread.
"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked quickly.
"You ugly silly," Sieu Leong said, tickling Chea Hong with his nipples. "It's completely idiotic."
Just then, a sexy bitch leapt out from behind a breast and licked Sieu Leong in the butt. "Aaargh!" Sieu Leong screamed.
Things looked wet. But Chea Hong, although he was handsome, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a tits and, like two gay fags making love on a sofa, beat the bitch greatly until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."
Then he clasped Sieu Leong close. Sieu Leong was bleeding awesomely. "My darling," Chea Hong said, and pressed his lips to Sieu Leong's testicles.
"I love you," Sieu Leong said skillfully, and expired in Chea Hong's arms.
Chea Hong never loved again.
LOL A MUST READ STORY MAKE UP IN AN INTERNET SITE!!!!
1000 Condom Pedosaurus-rexs
Lee Dick Joe paced quickly back and forth. High dread filled his heart. Yong Teck Weng should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my cool love, Lee Dick Joe thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yong Teck Weng had been taken hostage by Big Butthole, a supervillain who had the city in a state of stupid terror. Lee Dick Joe fainted dead away, like a bear making children with a botak.
When he came to, there was a bump on his testicles and the high dread had returned. "Yong Teck Weng, my tiny honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Big Butthole doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing awesomely as he touched him in the eye.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Lee Dick Joe remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Lee Dick Joe ordered in a supply of condom and set to work, folding pedosaurus-rexs until his testicles was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last pedosaurus-rex when Yong Teck Weng walked in the front door.
"Yong Teck Weng!" Lee Dick Joe screamed and threw himself into Yong Teck Weng's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the bed. He kissed Yong Teck Weng horny on the eye.
"Actually," Yong Teck Weng said, pulling away happily, "I was rescued by the Sexy Rick Roll. He's a new superhero in town." Yong Teck Weng sighed. "And he's really huge."
The high dread came back. "But you're hot to be back here with me, right?"
Yong Teck Weng checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sexy Rick Roll for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Lee Dick Joe choked back a sob and started folding another pedosaurus-rex. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
Lee Dick Joe paced quickly back and forth. High dread filled his heart. Yong Teck Weng should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my cool love, Lee Dick Joe thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yong Teck Weng had been taken hostage by Big Butthole, a supervillain who had the city in a state of stupid terror. Lee Dick Joe fainted dead away, like a bear making children with a botak.
When he came to, there was a bump on his testicles and the high dread had returned. "Yong Teck Weng, my tiny honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Big Butthole doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing awesomely as he touched him in the eye.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Lee Dick Joe remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Lee Dick Joe ordered in a supply of condom and set to work, folding pedosaurus-rexs until his testicles was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last pedosaurus-rex when Yong Teck Weng walked in the front door.
"Yong Teck Weng!" Lee Dick Joe screamed and threw himself into Yong Teck Weng's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the bed. He kissed Yong Teck Weng horny on the eye.
"Actually," Yong Teck Weng said, pulling away happily, "I was rescued by the Sexy Rick Roll. He's a new superhero in town." Yong Teck Weng sighed. "And he's really huge."
The high dread came back. "But you're hot to be back here with me, right?"
Yong Teck Weng checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sexy Rick Roll for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Lee Dick Joe choked back a sob and started folding another pedosaurus-rex. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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