Tag. 32 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This
1. What Color Is Your Toothbrush?
- Transparent Light Green
2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today.
- Tongkat Ali Man aka my Smackdown VS Raw 2008 created wrestler -.-
3. What were you doing at 8 AM?
- SLEEPING zzz
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
- PLaying DOTA, and owning with Dwarven Sniper :D
5. What was the last thing you had to drink?
- 100 Plus
6. Who is the last person you sent a message to on Facebook?
- Rotten Orange aka Emo Kid aka L Tzyy Shiuan
7. Ever go cam...ping?:
- Yup, and many many many times too
8. Do you go to church every Sunday?
-Hell no, no time
9. What did your last text message say?
- From Joee, saying tat she won't choi me haha
10. Where is your dad?
- err, outside
11. Look to your left, what do you see?
- My kindagarten award 'Special Helper Chek Chang Jun' XD
12. What color is your watch?
- Black and covered with scratches ( ditto Raven )
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- Onlining
14. How old are you?
- 14 + going 15
15. Do you want to change your name?
- NO it's special
16. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?
- Wait till future baru cakap lah
17. Would you kiss any of your facebook friends?
- Some XD
18. Who are the best huggers that you know?
- ??? who knows?
19. List three favorite colors/shades:
- Gold, Silver, Platinium
20. Have you ever fallen in love?
- duh-uh...I'm normal and typical...*fall*-->*crash*-->*burn*
21. How did you get your worst scar?
- Kicked a stupid coral in Pulau Redang -_-
22. Do you like cats?
- Of course, especially fat one :)
23. Do you love anyone?
- Love has a deep meaning, we should not use it suka hati saja
24.what do you hope to get on ur b'day?
- A new CPU, or a kiss from a leng lui haha
25.Do u plan any trip for ur next coming?
- can't plan, too busy with scout
26. What do you usually do during the day?
- Online
27. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
- Err, no?
28. Is anyone jealous of you:
- Why would anyone want to be jealous of me?
29. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
- My trusty slippers, and juz been biten by my neighbour's goddamn puppy
30. Last song listened to?
- Rick Roll aka Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
- My scout's troop leader
32. What is your favorite number?
- 5
Welcome to the Void of Eternal Despair... Being poetic?
Monday, November 30, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
WAKE UP TWILIGHT FANS! THAT MOVIE SUCKS!
Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Directed by Chris Weitz. (PG-13. 135 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)
It feels like missing the point to talk about "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" as a movie. This is a pop culture phenomenon, some weird early 21st century aberration, our equivalent of the hula hoop or dancing the Charleston on a biplane's wing. In the future, people will watch this second installment of "The Twilight Saga" and think, "What was that?" without realizing that this movie is not really a movie. It's an excuse for a lot of people to dream.
So expect this film to satisfy its fans. Everybody else, get ready for a bizarre soap opera/pageant, consisting of a succession of static scenes with characters loping into the frame to announce exactly what they're thinking. Then they spell out their personalities for us. Here is an emotionally tortured vampire. Here is a perky, friendly vampire. And don't forget the vampire who is a dedicated physician.
Meanwhile, every so often - but never more than two or three times per minute - one of the characters makes a point of telling the perfectly nice, perfectly average teenage protagonist (Kristen Stewart) that she is the greatest thing on Earth. Sometimes it's Dad who tells her. Sometimes it's an enemy, who still recognizes our heroine's amazing power. Most of the time, it's some ridiculously handsome teenage boy. ... And each time that happens, 500 girls in the audience scream.
Let's just say it: It's great there's a movie that makes teenage girls scream. Half the movies Hollywood makes are designed to make teenage boys scream, and those boy movies are just as ridiculous and a lot nastier than "New Moon."
Still, when you come face to face with the source of all the screaming, it's hard not to laugh. We get a suffering James Dean in whiteface, the teenage vampire named Edward (Robert Pattinson), who adores Bella (Stewart). But he can't kiss her without moaning and turning colors, because if he loses control he might open up one of her veins. Edward has been a teenager for almost a hundred years, and he's still no good at it.
Then there's Jacob (Taylor Lautner), an American Indian with a bodybuilder's physique. He's more of a pal, but at several points he wants to kiss her, too. ... Ahh, but he can't let himself go, either, for other reasons. First-kiss anxiety looms great in this film.
In addition, there's lots of naïve conversation about what will happen in 50 years, when Bella is old and Edward, an immortal, is still young. Surprisingly, there's no conversation at all about what's going to happen when Bella is, say, 21, and the idea of dating a guy who can only kiss her - and even then, not without going into spasms - becomes less than completely satisfying.
Based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer, "New Moon" gets off to a quiet start, but the general direction of the story reveals itself when Edward (for noble reasons) breaks off the relationship with Bella. To any outsider, this seems like the best solution to a ridiculous situation, but poor Bella. She's miserable, and what's worse, once you date a vampire, it's apparently like joining the Mafia. They don't just let you quit. So most of the movie is about Bella's getting over the relationship, as she establishes a deeper friendship with Jacob, wards off nightmares and prepares herself for the inevitable onslaught of evil vampires, who want to kill her if only because she is, apparently, so, so amazing.
In places, especially at the beginning, "New Moon" has the feeling of a retread, but to its credit, it's never an unpleasant experience, and at well over two hours, it's never really boring, either, just intermittently ridiculous: "You give me everything by breathing!" Edward tells Bella.
Here and there, when the script gets away from two-person discussions of Bella's epic splendidness, director Chris Weitz gets to put together a nice sequence. A few years ago, when he directed "The Golden Compass," Weitz seemed uncomfortable operating on a big canvas. But a scene in Volterra, Italy, in which Bella races up the streets of that hill town in search of Edward - as hundreds of people in red march in an annual festival - is assured, striking and effective. There are some werewolf scenes that aren't bad, either, but enough said about that.
Alexandre Desplat's overwrought musical score will appeal to viewers who already agree that Bella and Edward's love is glorious. Others won't be persuaded, no matter how much he insists.
-- Advisory: Strong language, peril, mild violence and scenes of a guy falling apart every time he kisses Kristen Stewart.
It feels like missing the point to talk about "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" as a movie. This is a pop culture phenomenon, some weird early 21st century aberration, our equivalent of the hula hoop or dancing the Charleston on a biplane's wing. In the future, people will watch this second installment of "The Twilight Saga" and think, "What was that?" without realizing that this movie is not really a movie. It's an excuse for a lot of people to dream.
So expect this film to satisfy its fans. Everybody else, get ready for a bizarre soap opera/pageant, consisting of a succession of static scenes with characters loping into the frame to announce exactly what they're thinking. Then they spell out their personalities for us. Here is an emotionally tortured vampire. Here is a perky, friendly vampire. And don't forget the vampire who is a dedicated physician.
Meanwhile, every so often - but never more than two or three times per minute - one of the characters makes a point of telling the perfectly nice, perfectly average teenage protagonist (Kristen Stewart) that she is the greatest thing on Earth. Sometimes it's Dad who tells her. Sometimes it's an enemy, who still recognizes our heroine's amazing power. Most of the time, it's some ridiculously handsome teenage boy. ... And each time that happens, 500 girls in the audience scream.
Let's just say it: It's great there's a movie that makes teenage girls scream. Half the movies Hollywood makes are designed to make teenage boys scream, and those boy movies are just as ridiculous and a lot nastier than "New Moon."
Still, when you come face to face with the source of all the screaming, it's hard not to laugh. We get a suffering James Dean in whiteface, the teenage vampire named Edward (Robert Pattinson), who adores Bella (Stewart). But he can't kiss her without moaning and turning colors, because if he loses control he might open up one of her veins. Edward has been a teenager for almost a hundred years, and he's still no good at it.
Then there's Jacob (Taylor Lautner), an American Indian with a bodybuilder's physique. He's more of a pal, but at several points he wants to kiss her, too. ... Ahh, but he can't let himself go, either, for other reasons. First-kiss anxiety looms great in this film.
In addition, there's lots of naïve conversation about what will happen in 50 years, when Bella is old and Edward, an immortal, is still young. Surprisingly, there's no conversation at all about what's going to happen when Bella is, say, 21, and the idea of dating a guy who can only kiss her - and even then, not without going into spasms - becomes less than completely satisfying.
Based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer, "New Moon" gets off to a quiet start, but the general direction of the story reveals itself when Edward (for noble reasons) breaks off the relationship with Bella. To any outsider, this seems like the best solution to a ridiculous situation, but poor Bella. She's miserable, and what's worse, once you date a vampire, it's apparently like joining the Mafia. They don't just let you quit. So most of the movie is about Bella's getting over the relationship, as she establishes a deeper friendship with Jacob, wards off nightmares and prepares herself for the inevitable onslaught of evil vampires, who want to kill her if only because she is, apparently, so, so amazing.
In places, especially at the beginning, "New Moon" has the feeling of a retread, but to its credit, it's never an unpleasant experience, and at well over two hours, it's never really boring, either, just intermittently ridiculous: "You give me everything by breathing!" Edward tells Bella.
Here and there, when the script gets away from two-person discussions of Bella's epic splendidness, director Chris Weitz gets to put together a nice sequence. A few years ago, when he directed "The Golden Compass," Weitz seemed uncomfortable operating on a big canvas. But a scene in Volterra, Italy, in which Bella races up the streets of that hill town in search of Edward - as hundreds of people in red march in an annual festival - is assured, striking and effective. There are some werewolf scenes that aren't bad, either, but enough said about that.
Alexandre Desplat's overwrought musical score will appeal to viewers who already agree that Bella and Edward's love is glorious. Others won't be persuaded, no matter how much he insists.
-- Advisory: Strong language, peril, mild violence and scenes of a guy falling apart every time he kisses Kristen Stewart.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
DUN READ IT IF U DUN LIKE IT! :D
The Battle For The Nipple
On the bed, Tai Ewe Chen sucked his nipple. He had been busy with the nipple for hours and now wanted nothing more than a close-up cuddle or a happy massage from his lover Choo Wen Kang.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his beautiful yet macho Choo Wen Kang appeared at the door, smirking.
"Put down the dildo," Choo Wen Kang said hornily. "Unless you want me to suck your nipple with my mouth."
Tai Ewe Chen stop sucking his nipple. He was horny. He had never seen Choo Wen Kang so hot & sexy before and it made his penis errects.
Choo Wen Kang played himself, then withdrew a condom from his penis. "Don't be so rush," Tai Ewe Chen said with an ugly grimace. "A porkchop woman bit my tit this morning, and my tit became swollen. Now with this nipple and this condom I can skillfully rule the world!"
Tai Ewe Chen clutched his old-fashioned testicles happily. This was his lover, his enourmous Choo Wen Kang, now staring at him with his butthole.
"Fight it!" Choo Wen Kang shouted. "The porkchop woman just wants your virginity! He doesn't love you, not the way I do!"
Tai Ewe Chen could see Choo Wen Kang humping a Barney doll happily. Tai Ewe Chen reached out his mouth and bit Choo Wen Kang's 'banana' skillfully. THAT was big, so big, but he knew only his sex-for-win love for Choo Wen Kang would break the porkchop woman's spell.
Sure enough, Choo Wen Kang dropped the Barney with a thunk. "Oh, Tai Ewe Chen," he squealed. "I'm so sorry, can you ever forgive me, let's do it on the bed afterwards, ok? *wink*"
But Tai Ewe Chen had already moved on the bed. Like a horny bitch, he pressed his mouth into Choo Wen Kang's 'water gun'. And as they fell together in a dark rift of love, the Barney doll lay on the floor, wet,hot with something and forgotten.
On the bed, Tai Ewe Chen sucked his nipple. He had been busy with the nipple for hours and now wanted nothing more than a close-up cuddle or a happy massage from his lover Choo Wen Kang.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his beautiful yet macho Choo Wen Kang appeared at the door, smirking.
"Put down the dildo," Choo Wen Kang said hornily. "Unless you want me to suck your nipple with my mouth."
Tai Ewe Chen stop sucking his nipple. He was horny. He had never seen Choo Wen Kang so hot & sexy before and it made his penis errects.
Choo Wen Kang played himself, then withdrew a condom from his penis. "Don't be so rush," Tai Ewe Chen said with an ugly grimace. "A porkchop woman bit my tit this morning, and my tit became swollen. Now with this nipple and this condom I can skillfully rule the world!"
Tai Ewe Chen clutched his old-fashioned testicles happily. This was his lover, his enourmous Choo Wen Kang, now staring at him with his butthole.
"Fight it!" Choo Wen Kang shouted. "The porkchop woman just wants your virginity! He doesn't love you, not the way I do!"
Tai Ewe Chen could see Choo Wen Kang humping a Barney doll happily. Tai Ewe Chen reached out his mouth and bit Choo Wen Kang's 'banana' skillfully. THAT was big, so big, but he knew only his sex-for-win love for Choo Wen Kang would break the porkchop woman's spell.
Sure enough, Choo Wen Kang dropped the Barney with a thunk. "Oh, Tai Ewe Chen," he squealed. "I'm so sorry, can you ever forgive me, let's do it on the bed afterwards, ok? *wink*"
But Tai Ewe Chen had already moved on the bed. Like a horny bitch, he pressed his mouth into Choo Wen Kang's 'water gun'. And as they fell together in a dark rift of love, the Barney doll lay on the floor, wet,hot with something and forgotten.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Great Response To The Stories!!!
Wow,
I never knew that these make-up stories
will recieve sooooooooo much response
Raven hit me
Seng Tat choked me
and others laughed
But Raven seems that she wants to cry....
Sorry Raven....
Those stories are juz for fun.....
I dun mean to hurt u ......
So I swear I will delete it.....
OK?
I never knew that these make-up stories
will recieve sooooooooo much response
Raven hit me
Seng Tat choked me
and others laughed
But Raven seems that she wants to cry....
Sorry Raven....
Those stories are juz for fun.....
I dun mean to hurt u ......
So I swear I will delete it.....
OK?
Saturday, November 7, 2009
These stories are dedicated to Raven and her couple, from CCJ ;D (warning!)
The Gay Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Raven strode along the path, making for Awesome Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Sperm, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Testicle.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her small stick just in time to face the handsome man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck cutely, and Raven barely raised her stick to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Raven found herself forced to one knee, the man's stick pressed to her great pussy. "I am Lim Seng Tat of Awesome Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Sperm. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you onto the bed."
But Raven had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her stick with a twist, overpowered Lim Seng Tat and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Raven said, looking down upon him.
Lim Seng Tat's flat breast shimmered just like a couple making love. "I have underestimated you, Raven. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Raven's desire was enflamed. Her pussy throbbed and all her thoughts were to scratch Lim Seng Tat like a monkey-gorilla-king kong. Raven caressed Lim Seng Tat's sexy flat breast and he responded. They came together sadly, and their joining was as gay as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet babe!" Raven groaned and scratched Lim Seng Tat as hornily as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Raven said. "That's where I put the Hot Sperm for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed giggity on the grass, forgetful of all but their lesbian-like love. "We will stay together forever," Lim Seng Tat said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Testicle never got the Hot Sperm and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Love In Time
On a gay and wet morning, Raven sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her pussy ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Lim Seng Tat to love someone with a lesbian-like testicle?
Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a huge hot book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lim Seng Tat would scratch me, in his own awesome way..."
"Do you?" Lim Seng Tat sat down beside Raven and put his hand on Raven's flat breast. "I think that could be arranged."
Raven gasped happily. "But what about my lesbian-like testicle?"
"I like it," Lim Seng Tat said hornily. "I think it's great."
They came together and their kiss was just like a couple making love.
"I love you," Raven said giggity.
"I love you too," Lim Seng Tat replied and scratched her.
They bought a monkey-gorilla-king kong, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.
The Monkey-gorilla-King Kong Prince
Raven was walking through a shady meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a gay little monkey-gorilla-king kong lying under a tree.
Raven skipped over to see the dear thing and was great to find that he was hurt! A Mario doll had pierced his suprisingly small testicle and he whimpered sadly with the pain.
"My gay yet cute little friend," Raven said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Random Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Mario doll, as giggity as she could. The monkey-gorilla-king kong cried out and Raven's heart ached, just like a couple making love. "You'll be all right," Raven whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lim Seng Tat and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lim Seng Tat up in her arms, Raven carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Raven nursed Lim Seng Tat, cleaning his testicle and feeding him Low-class-brand monkey-gorilla-king kong viagra.
On the eighth night, Lim Seng Tat climbed into bed with Raven. He burrowed under the covers and hornily scratched Raven's flat breast. It made Raven giggle and she cuddled close to Lim Seng Tat, stroking his ass and singing gracefully to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Raven hurried home so she could curl up with Lim Seng Tat. It gave her a lesbian-like feeling whenever Lim Seng Tat scratched her flat breast.
Then one night, Lim Seng Tat looked up at Raven and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Raven screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a monkey-gorilla-king kong talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lim Seng Tat said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Raven said and kissed Lim Seng Tat on his ass. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lim Seng Tat," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Raven said.
"See?" Lim Seng Tat said and showed Raven the scar from the Mario doll on his testicle. Then he kissed Raven and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very SPECIAL things, some of them involving a wet pillow.
"I love you," Lim Seng Tat said when they were done. Raven clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lim Seng Tat had stashed away.
And if Lim Seng Tat didn't know about Raven's visits to the monkey-gorilla-king kong sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Raven strode along the path, making for Awesome Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Sperm, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Testicle.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her small stick just in time to face the handsome man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck cutely, and Raven barely raised her stick to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Raven found herself forced to one knee, the man's stick pressed to her great pussy. "I am Lim Seng Tat of Awesome Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Sperm. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you onto the bed."
But Raven had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her stick with a twist, overpowered Lim Seng Tat and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Raven said, looking down upon him.
Lim Seng Tat's flat breast shimmered just like a couple making love. "I have underestimated you, Raven. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Raven's desire was enflamed. Her pussy throbbed and all her thoughts were to scratch Lim Seng Tat like a monkey-gorilla-king kong. Raven caressed Lim Seng Tat's sexy flat breast and he responded. They came together sadly, and their joining was as gay as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet babe!" Raven groaned and scratched Lim Seng Tat as hornily as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Raven said. "That's where I put the Hot Sperm for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed giggity on the grass, forgetful of all but their lesbian-like love. "We will stay together forever," Lim Seng Tat said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Testicle never got the Hot Sperm and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Love In Time
On a gay and wet morning, Raven sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her pussy ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Lim Seng Tat to love someone with a lesbian-like testicle?
Happily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a huge hot book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Lim Seng Tat would scratch me, in his own awesome way..."
"Do you?" Lim Seng Tat sat down beside Raven and put his hand on Raven's flat breast. "I think that could be arranged."
Raven gasped happily. "But what about my lesbian-like testicle?"
"I like it," Lim Seng Tat said hornily. "I think it's great."
They came together and their kiss was just like a couple making love.
"I love you," Raven said giggity.
"I love you too," Lim Seng Tat replied and scratched her.
They bought a monkey-gorilla-king kong, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.
The Monkey-gorilla-King Kong Prince
Raven was walking through a shady meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a gay little monkey-gorilla-king kong lying under a tree.
Raven skipped over to see the dear thing and was great to find that he was hurt! A Mario doll had pierced his suprisingly small testicle and he whimpered sadly with the pain.
"My gay yet cute little friend," Raven said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Random Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the Mario doll, as giggity as she could. The monkey-gorilla-king kong cried out and Raven's heart ached, just like a couple making love. "You'll be all right," Raven whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Lim Seng Tat and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Lim Seng Tat up in her arms, Raven carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Raven nursed Lim Seng Tat, cleaning his testicle and feeding him Low-class-brand monkey-gorilla-king kong viagra.
On the eighth night, Lim Seng Tat climbed into bed with Raven. He burrowed under the covers and hornily scratched Raven's flat breast. It made Raven giggle and she cuddled close to Lim Seng Tat, stroking his ass and singing gracefully to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Raven hurried home so she could curl up with Lim Seng Tat. It gave her a lesbian-like feeling whenever Lim Seng Tat scratched her flat breast.
Then one night, Lim Seng Tat looked up at Raven and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a gay prince."
Raven screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could a monkey-gorilla-king kong talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Lim Seng Tat said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Raven said and kissed Lim Seng Tat on his ass. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a gay prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Lim Seng Tat," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Raven said.
"See?" Lim Seng Tat said and showed Raven the scar from the Mario doll on his testicle. Then he kissed Raven and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very SPECIAL things, some of them involving a wet pillow.
"I love you," Lim Seng Tat said when they were done. Raven clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Lim Seng Tat had stashed away.
And if Lim Seng Tat didn't know about Raven's visits to the monkey-gorilla-king kong sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
Friday, November 6, 2009
The 2nd Story! MUST READ!
The Adventure Of The Bitch
Chea Hong and Sieu Leong were out for a cold Valentine's walk in our school toilet. As they went, Sieu Leong rested his hand on Chea Hong's ass. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so slimy, Chea Hong was filled with smelly dread.
"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked quickly.
"You ugly silly," Sieu Leong said, tickling Chea Hong with his nipples. "It's completely idiotic."
Just then, a sexy bitch leapt out from behind a breast and licked Sieu Leong in the butt. "Aaargh!" Sieu Leong screamed.
Things looked wet. But Chea Hong, although he was handsome, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a tits and, like two gay fags making love on a sofa, beat the bitch greatly until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."
Then he clasped Sieu Leong close. Sieu Leong was bleeding awesomely. "My darling," Chea Hong said, and pressed his lips to Sieu Leong's testicles.
"I love you," Sieu Leong said skillfully, and expired in Chea Hong's arms.
Chea Hong never loved again.
Chea Hong and Sieu Leong were out for a cold Valentine's walk in our school toilet. As they went, Sieu Leong rested his hand on Chea Hong's ass. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so slimy, Chea Hong was filled with smelly dread.
"Do you suppose it's hot here?" he asked quickly.
"You ugly silly," Sieu Leong said, tickling Chea Hong with his nipples. "It's completely idiotic."
Just then, a sexy bitch leapt out from behind a breast and licked Sieu Leong in the butt. "Aaargh!" Sieu Leong screamed.
Things looked wet. But Chea Hong, although he was handsome, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a tits and, like two gay fags making love on a sofa, beat the bitch greatly until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."
Then he clasped Sieu Leong close. Sieu Leong was bleeding awesomely. "My darling," Chea Hong said, and pressed his lips to Sieu Leong's testicles.
"I love you," Sieu Leong said skillfully, and expired in Chea Hong's arms.
Chea Hong never loved again.
LOL A MUST READ STORY MAKE UP IN AN INTERNET SITE!!!!
1000 Condom Pedosaurus-rexs
Lee Dick Joe paced quickly back and forth. High dread filled his heart. Yong Teck Weng should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my cool love, Lee Dick Joe thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yong Teck Weng had been taken hostage by Big Butthole, a supervillain who had the city in a state of stupid terror. Lee Dick Joe fainted dead away, like a bear making children with a botak.
When he came to, there was a bump on his testicles and the high dread had returned. "Yong Teck Weng, my tiny honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Big Butthole doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing awesomely as he touched him in the eye.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Lee Dick Joe remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Lee Dick Joe ordered in a supply of condom and set to work, folding pedosaurus-rexs until his testicles was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last pedosaurus-rex when Yong Teck Weng walked in the front door.
"Yong Teck Weng!" Lee Dick Joe screamed and threw himself into Yong Teck Weng's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the bed. He kissed Yong Teck Weng horny on the eye.
"Actually," Yong Teck Weng said, pulling away happily, "I was rescued by the Sexy Rick Roll. He's a new superhero in town." Yong Teck Weng sighed. "And he's really huge."
The high dread came back. "But you're hot to be back here with me, right?"
Yong Teck Weng checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sexy Rick Roll for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Lee Dick Joe choked back a sob and started folding another pedosaurus-rex. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
Lee Dick Joe paced quickly back and forth. High dread filled his heart. Yong Teck Weng should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my cool love, Lee Dick Joe thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yong Teck Weng had been taken hostage by Big Butthole, a supervillain who had the city in a state of stupid terror. Lee Dick Joe fainted dead away, like a bear making children with a botak.
When he came to, there was a bump on his testicles and the high dread had returned. "Yong Teck Weng, my tiny honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Big Butthole doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing awesomely as he touched him in the eye.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Lee Dick Joe remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Lee Dick Joe ordered in a supply of condom and set to work, folding pedosaurus-rexs until his testicles was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last pedosaurus-rex when Yong Teck Weng walked in the front door.
"Yong Teck Weng!" Lee Dick Joe screamed and threw himself into Yong Teck Weng's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 condom pedosaurus-rexs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the bed. He kissed Yong Teck Weng horny on the eye.
"Actually," Yong Teck Weng said, pulling away happily, "I was rescued by the Sexy Rick Roll. He's a new superhero in town." Yong Teck Weng sighed. "And he's really huge."
The high dread came back. "But you're hot to be back here with me, right?"
Yong Teck Weng checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Sexy Rick Roll for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay small, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Lee Dick Joe choked back a sob and started folding another pedosaurus-rex. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
The 52th Jamboree On The Air & The 13th Jamboree On The Internet ( JOTA-JOTI ) 1st day!
Yea, the first Jamboree in my life
Mission transmitting....
Location :
Sekolah Haji Abdul Zainal Abidin, Jalan Hamilton, Penang
Mission :
Be a spy I guess???
Date :
16th October - 18th October
Just 3 days after PMR
woot that's exciting yet frightful
bought some bamboos
that costed heck a lot more expensive
depends on its size
RM113 walao eh!
On the morning of the first day
Khong Khee Hoi and I waited about
2 hours for the goddamn lorry to come
but who the hell know the lorry's tires punctured
unlucky unlucky.....
And then
when I'm borrowing tools from Scout Den
I forgot to borrow the hole hoe *lol*
so Ayam had to buy 2 small-size hoe from Penang
haha waste of money
but I didn't regret this
cause it'll be easier for us to bring all the stuff
up the Sri Maju bus :)
Those impatient bastards *lol again*
whom went to Butterworth by the night of 15th
keep phoning me and pushed me to come faster.....
so, happy waiting then
serve u all right
for having to slept in the ice cold train
HAHAHAHA!
While on the lorry
I can't even sleep
Yap Zheng Yong, Yee Wai Leong,
Chuah Seong Keat, Liew Siong Hian
all like a damn crow
blablabla on the phone
so annoying
After we arrived
Uncle Ken nearly fell down the stairs
wah just that little bit more
and he maybe laying in the hospital now lol
the weather was cloudy
and it started to rain
so we set up our tent first
only noticing later that we blocked
the Flying Fox commando station
and St.Mark tents
so we had to move our tent again
After we completed all the gadgets
the Jota-Joti committee only informed us that
we were counted as a PATROL!
not a freaking SUB-KEM!
so we didn't need to built all those gadgets
haiz waste of energy, time n money
We did nothing in the night, so nothing to write
oh btw me and Yee Wai Leong saw some 'dirty' things
up on some trees.....
Boo~~~~ so frightful....
hahaha
Mission transmitting....
Location :
Sekolah Haji Abdul Zainal Abidin, Jalan Hamilton, Penang
Mission :
Be a spy I guess???
Date :
16th October - 18th October
Just 3 days after PMR
woot that's exciting yet frightful
bought some bamboos
that costed heck a lot more expensive
depends on its size
RM113 walao eh!
On the morning of the first day
Khong Khee Hoi and I waited about
2 hours for the goddamn lorry to come
but who the hell know the lorry's tires punctured
unlucky unlucky.....
And then
when I'm borrowing tools from Scout Den
I forgot to borrow the hole hoe *lol*
so Ayam had to buy 2 small-size hoe from Penang
haha waste of money
but I didn't regret this
cause it'll be easier for us to bring all the stuff
up the Sri Maju bus :)
Those impatient bastards *lol again*
whom went to Butterworth by the night of 15th
keep phoning me and pushed me to come faster.....
so, happy waiting then
serve u all right
for having to slept in the ice cold train
HAHAHAHA!
While on the lorry
I can't even sleep
Yap Zheng Yong, Yee Wai Leong,
Chuah Seong Keat, Liew Siong Hian
all like a damn crow
blablabla on the phone
so annoying
After we arrived
Uncle Ken nearly fell down the stairs
wah just that little bit more
and he maybe laying in the hospital now lol
the weather was cloudy
and it started to rain
so we set up our tent first
only noticing later that we blocked
the Flying Fox commando station
and St.Mark tents
so we had to move our tent again
After we completed all the gadgets
the Jota-Joti committee only informed us that
we were counted as a PATROL!
not a freaking SUB-KEM!
so we didn't need to built all those gadgets
haiz waste of energy, time n money
We did nothing in the night, so nothing to write
oh btw me and Yee Wai Leong saw some 'dirty' things
up on some trees.....
Boo~~~~ so frightful....
hahaha
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Hardness Rating ( PMR ) Parte 2
WARNING
PROCEED AT UR OWN RISK
HUGE EGO DOWN THERE!
MM1 - Easy
Stupid questions which try to trap stupid person, and I'm one of them who fell in this stupid trap :(
MM2 - Easy-Average
Gah ABC only ....
SJ - Easy
If u studied much, u will realised that the questions have no standard at all, hope can get 100% for me :D
KH
Pertanian - Easy-Average
Still the same old questions.... Not even tricky
BC 2 - Easy-Average
Not much critics on this one, still easy though...
BC 1 - Easy
OMG easy easy easy
The opinions above were not mine :P
PROCEED AT UR OWN RISK
HUGE EGO DOWN THERE!
MM1 - Easy
Stupid questions which try to trap stupid person, and I'm one of them who fell in this stupid trap :(
MM2 - Easy-Average
Gah ABC only ....
SJ - Easy
If u studied much, u will realised that the questions have no standard at all, hope can get 100% for me :D
KH
Pertanian - Easy-Average
Still the same old questions.... Not even tricky
BC 2 - Easy-Average
Not much critics on this one, still easy though...
BC 1 - Easy
OMG easy easy easy
The opinions above were not mine :P
Friday, October 9, 2009
Hardness Rating ( PMR ) Parte 1
BM 1 : Average-Hard
Depends on ur tatabahasa skillz
BM 2 : Average
Nah not too hard, just some normal questions, but the Bahagian D let me down.... PERSOALAN?
BI 1 : Easy-Average- SUPER HARD!
Easy for those who know English vocab,
Average for those who understand English sentence
Super Hard for those who sucks at English
BI 2 : Easy
Sooooooooo easy until I'm lost of words
SC 1 : Easy-Average
Not too hard, below average questions
SC 2 : NIGHTMARE ( Average - Hard for me :D )
wthbbqZomg why all the questions so weird one??? Cross-Pollination? o.o Damn
GEO : SUPER EASY - REALLY FREAKING EASY
All are common questions, not even need to use ur brain
Part 1 only... Wait for Part 2 and u will die from overload EGOness, muahahaa...
watch this video below to relieve ur stress :)
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
2 in 1
Yesterday
Raven asked me to join
a interaction between school program
using.....
SKYPE?
omg this freaks me out
does that means we need to make
online conversation with other students?
AHHHH MY ENGLISH SUCKS
I can't speak English very well....
Why did her force me??? T.T
Tan Kai Yang is whole lot better than me...
The 6th person is still a missing.no
wonder who will it be.....
Anyway today I overslept
so I didn't come to school
in house studying Geo
while listening to Hitz.FM 40 countdown
Ahh, peace in mind
rather than in the school
so freaking noisy
Pics....?
Raven asked me to join
a interaction between school program
using.....
SKYPE?
omg this freaks me out
does that means we need to make
online conversation with other students?
AHHHH MY ENGLISH SUCKS
I can't speak English very well....
Why did her force me??? T.T
Tan Kai Yang is whole lot better than me...
The 6th person is still a missing.no
wonder who will it be.....
Anyway today I overslept
so I didn't come to school
in house studying Geo
while listening to Hitz.FM 40 countdown
Ahh, peace in mind
rather than in the school
so freaking noisy
Pics....?
Friday, September 25, 2009
Rajawali = Mini Champion?
I heard from BO aka emo kid
that Rajawali won today
First of all, congratulations
although no one
from Rajawali
will read this
All of u had tried ur best
Well only SOME.....
But the bad news....
Form 3 senior had helped u all
in making those mini
so this were not ur real deal
Maybe because
CKC Madam loves to win so much
and will disgrace her if her team loses
Cie, this madam lah.....
And to blackorange....
next time u really should enter the Mini Gadget team
I'm not joking
ur skills are juz below KKH a little in Form 3
and I dare to say this cause my mini's skill sucks
So be brave sikit lah please....
and why do u did not come on Thursday?
give me a good reason....
u lazy no life ek
that Rajawali won today
First of all, congratulations
although no one
from Rajawali
will read this
All of u had tried ur best
Well only SOME.....
But the bad news....
Form 3 senior had helped u all
in making those mini
so this were not ur real deal
Maybe because
CKC Madam loves to win so much
and will disgrace her if her team loses
Cie, this madam lah.....
And to blackorange....
next time u really should enter the Mini Gadget team
I'm not joking
ur skills are juz below KKH a little in Form 3
and I dare to say this cause my mini's skill sucks
So be brave sikit lah please....
and why do u did not come on Thursday?
give me a good reason....
u lazy no life ek
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Haiz Another Tag.....Must Do It....
★.PART ONE
Q01、你的大名?
★ CCJ, no need to know my full name
Q01、你的大名?
★ CCJ, no need to know my full name
Q02、你認為什麼才算是真正幸福?
★ no stress, all fun
★ no stress, all fun
Q03、你們覺得友情重要還是愛情重要,為什麼?
★ Friendship > Relationship
★ Friendship > Relationship
Q04、你相信天長地久嗎?
★ Rubbish
★ Rubbish
Q06、你現在過得快樂麼?
★ Ok lah
★ Ok lah
Q07、如果有秘密,你真的會做到坦白的告訴對方嗎?
★ No, seal my lips :X
★ No, seal my lips :X
Q08、喜歡小Baby嗎?
★ As long as they're cute
★ As long as they're cute
Q09、覺得友情是永遠的麼?
★ No....
★ No....
Q10、希望自己多大結婚?
★ Stupid question
★ Stupid question
Q11、你會為他做自己從來不會做的事情?
★ Ha? What?
Q12、你覺得女生捲髮好還是直發好?
★ As long as the hairstyle suits them
★ Ha? What?
Q12、你覺得女生捲髮好還是直發好?
★ As long as the hairstyle suits them
Q13、最想去哪裡旅遊?
★ A place where snows
Q14、一輩子都不會忘記的事?
★ Some dumbasx said I stole his GameBoy, damn him
Q15、如果愛一個人,是不是要拼命挽回他?
★ It's useless
Q16、看到天空你想起的第一個人是誰?
★ Why would u think of someone when u are looking at stars?
Q17、你會愛他一輩子麼?
★ Bullshyt, no such thing as FOREVER
Q18、喜歡你的人和你喜歡的人,你會選哪個?
★ HAHAHA, I won't accept stupid reality, imagination is da best
Q19、你會以何種方式表現你對他(她)的愛?
★ Won't
Q20、如果看到自己最愛的人熟睡在你面前你會做什麼?抱著他?
★ Won't touch her a bit... Come on man, she's sleeping!
Q21、如果你想痛扁一個人,你希望那個人是?
★ Ahhh can't say
Q22、你會後悔過自己的決定嗎?
★ You can't change the past....
Q23、現在最迷什麼?
★ Errr....Internet?
Q24、你是好孩子嗎?
★ No
Q25、覺得愛情和麵包哪個重要?
★ Wah, dun give u food eat see see? <--- Broken English
Q26、如果你失戀了你會怎麼樣?
★ Stay cool, dun act emo as someone will -.-
Q27、如果你的BF(GF)經常不回家的話,你會怎樣?
★ Got backstabber loh
Q28、现在给你勇气,你最想做些什么事?
★ Hit Bl@ckorange hard in the face and tell her to wake up from her dreams
Q29、如果给你一个机会重新决定一个决定,那会是...
★ Go back in the past and change my exam scoring!
★.PART TWO
30、是誰傳給你這份問卷的?
★ Blackorange aka Rotten Orange
31、你們認識多久呢?
★ 3 years
32、TA對你來說重要嗎?
★ HAHAHA, only as Setiausaha of Pekaka
33、你與TA的關係是?
★ No relationship
34、請問TA的興趣是?
★ Daydreaming, acting emo lol
35、你覺得TA的個性如何?
★ Bad, only know how to scold ppl
★ Bad, only know how to scold ppl
36、TA在你心目中是幾分?
★ Yawn, zero
37、睡覺前第一件事?開風扇?喝水?
★ Close my eyes
38、你的偶像?
★ Roronoa Zoro, cause he's cool
39、你喜歡的季節?
★ Winter
40、你打工麼?
★ No
★ Close my eyes
38、你的偶像?
★ Roronoa Zoro, cause he's cool
39、你喜歡的季節?
★ Winter
40、你打工麼?
★ No
41、打工次數?
★ ~~
42、你想去的國家?
★ Umm, in my memory I think I answered this question
43、你討厭什麼樣的個性?
★ Ego, big mouther
44、你會抽煙麼?
★ No and never
45、你會喝酒麼?
★ No and let's see in the future
46、你常哭麼?
★ I'm not that emolish
47、你常笑麼?
★ Yes of course, with Botak Lee
48、你喜歡去哪玩?
★ THIRD TIME AHHHH!!
49、去玩時喜歡自己一個人去麼?
★ With frenz of course
50、是假日時你都睡到幾點?
★ Over 12 :D
51、今天的天氣是?
★ Cloudy
52、你們知道最遠的距離是什麽嗎?
★ The Andromeda Galaxy -.-
and the end of the universe
★.PART THREE
53、我的BGM好听么?
★ Bleh sucks, mine whole lot better
54、你的皮包里有什么说说吧
★ me have no wallet
55、你生命中最重要的人是?
★ Family members
56、啥东西是你喜欢吃的呀?
★ Errr.... Sweet things?
★ Errr.... Sweet things?
57、现在有喜欢的人吗?
★ Yawn
★ Yawn
58、你還喜歡他(她)嗎?
★ Yawn
★ Yawn
59、你觉得我坏吗?
★ Not baddier than me
★ Not baddier than me
60、你出轨过吗?
★ Ha?
★ Ha?
做完后请TAG人!!
Por Xi Lin
Choong Jo Ee
Raven Lee
Kliff
...???? anyone who wants to do it lah
Tauge Chicken
Today
my father's cousin came
so we went to An Ji Ya Cai Ji for lunch
unlucky cause Lou Hwang was full
All the dishes there were OILY
so damn oily
even the tauge
and the Fishball soup out so many Ajinamoto...
Eww~
but tasty :)
dunno what to post
so I post a video
watch it
u won't regret it =D
my father's cousin came
so we went to An Ji Ya Cai Ji for lunch
unlucky cause Lou Hwang was full
All the dishes there were OILY
so damn oily
even the tauge
and the Fishball soup out so many Ajinamoto...
Eww~
but tasty :)
dunno what to post
so I post a video
watch it
u won't regret it =D
Monday, September 21, 2009
Yawn~
nothing much to say
except that everyday is the same
play computer games
surfing the Internet
sleep
do exercises
haiz...
PMR
screw you
And to someone you-know-who
Sometimes
those critism
is for your own good
if you don't like it
just brush it off ur shoulders
and act if nothing had happened
so please calm down
and I never said it's you
be COOL ok?
haiz....girls....so emotional...yawn....
except that everyday is the same
play computer games
surfing the Internet
sleep
do exercises
haiz...
PMR
screw you
And to someone you-know-who
Sometimes
those critism
is for your own good
if you don't like it
just brush it off ur shoulders
and act if nothing had happened
so please calm down
and I never said it's you
be COOL ok?
haiz....girls....so emotional...yawn....
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Emo
Why do girls like to act emo?
Like putting emo posts on their blog
Giving out emo comments
Taking emo pics thinking it'll be cool
Thinking emolistic stuff
Daydreaming
Won't wake up
Don't dare to face the reality
Don't study even PMR is coming
Still goes to Parade
blah blah blah too much
Went back to Ayer Tawar today
for my father's uncle birthday
so boring
SMS with someone secret for 4 hours
bited a goddamn sand and hurted my lelangit
ahhh..
Sian~~
Pic? Lol
Like putting emo posts on their blog
Giving out emo comments
Taking emo pics thinking it'll be cool
Thinking emolistic stuff
Daydreaming
Won't wake up
Don't dare to face the reality
Don't study even PMR is coming
Still goes to Parade
blah blah blah too much
Went back to Ayer Tawar today
for my father's uncle birthday
so boring
SMS with someone secret for 4 hours
bited a goddamn sand and hurted my lelangit
ahhh..
Sian~~
Pic? Lol
Saturday, September 19, 2009
BM
Well, my BM results for that book Pn.Roziah gave me:
- 33/40
- 31/40
- 31/40
- 26/40
- 29/40
- 29/40
- 21/40
- 27/40
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Happy Holidays & Happy Studying!
Juz post this for the title... :)
Nothing special
but I found out Raymond Chua
and Judy DJ Lee are the stalkers
damn Judy
if u seeing this
this means I still think you are
BOTAK!
did exercises all day....
nothing else...
about the Jamboree
still thinking about it
nah nevermind
Pic!
...
...
...
...
Oh, my com doesn't let me to post my own pics
cause it's too ugly
Nothing special
but I found out Raymond Chua
and Judy DJ Lee are the stalkers
damn Judy
if u seeing this
this means I still think you are
BOTAK!
did exercises all day....
nothing else...
about the Jamboree
still thinking about it
nah nevermind
Pic!
...
...
...
...
Oh, my com doesn't let me to post my own pics
cause it's too ugly
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
What The I Don't Know What To Post As Title?
I wanted to say this for sooooo long !!!
Raven , I don't really need u to analyse my blog and posting it as your own blog
:D
I'm sorry if I offended you Raven
but that last post was intentionally a joke
except that first part
so
brush it off your shoulders k?
And even though I completed so many Sejarah PMR exercises
But I cannot highten my marks in Sejarah
Who can help me?
I'm depressed :(
Okokok
I don't know if I have Parkinson
but nowdays my memory seems to be failing me
I can't remember any thing I did in school...
Old man liao :(
Pic-Time!
Raven , I don't really need u to analyse my blog and posting it as your own blog
:D
I'm sorry if I offended you Raven
but that last post was intentionally a joke
except that first part
so
brush it off your shoulders k?
And even though I completed so many Sejarah PMR exercises
But I cannot highten my marks in Sejarah
Who can help me?
I'm depressed :(
Okokok
I don't know if I have Parkinson
but nowdays my memory seems to be failing me
I can't remember any thing I did in school...
Old man liao :(
Pic-Time!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Double-Edge Raven!
'we are laughing at keetyee'sblog...
we aren't ashamed of wad we did...
coz I like laughing at her...not with her'
Wow wow wow,
wait a second
I know your English is good
but not everyone else.
Blogging is one of the ways to
improve our grammer
So
don't be a backstabber
and mock others
Do you like me mocking you like :
'Yo Raven, your Chinese sucks...HARD!hahahaha...'
So please don't mock others
cause this will hurt their feelings :(
'Zhanwahh owes CRC money...so does Jiewen...
dudes...pay up...or find your houses in redpaint...
kiddin...'
Oh, now you want to become a Ah Long?
'I'm not putting anything more private than my name...
since Random is buzzing around...'
I'm not a busybody
'yes I'm talking about u...
Joee's animal pics are a whole lot cuter!!!...than yours...'
Ya, ya, ya
I lost
but with pride
= )
----------------------------------------------------------------
Today
11 students absent
probably at home
killing a hooker or something
Rubic Cube frenzy today
And I just learned how to complete the
3rd layer
OK, mammals(fish?) time!
*******************************************************
SPECIAL PIC!
Awww, I want to pet all these tiger cubs! :D
( and that kitten of course )
we aren't ashamed of wad we did...
coz I like laughing at her...not with her'
Wow wow wow,
wait a second
I know your English is good
but not everyone else.
Blogging is one of the ways to
improve our grammer
So
don't be a backstabber
and mock others
Do you like me mocking you like :
'Yo Raven, your Chinese sucks...HARD!hahahaha...'
So please don't mock others
cause this will hurt their feelings :(
'Zhanwahh owes CRC money...so does Jiewen...
dudes...pay up...or find your houses in redpaint...
kiddin...'
Oh, now you want to become a Ah Long?
'I'm not putting anything more private than my name...
since Random is buzzing around...'
I'm not a busybody
'yes I'm talking about u...
Joee's animal pics are a whole lot cuter!!!...than yours...'
Ya, ya, ya
I lost
but with pride
= )
----------------------------------------------------------------
Today
11 students absent
probably at home
killing a hooker or something
Rubic Cube frenzy today
And I just learned how to complete the
3rd layer
OK, mammals(fish?) time!
*******************************************************
SPECIAL PIC!
Awww, I want to pet all these tiger cubs! :D
( and that kitten of course )
Monday, September 14, 2009
YJ is a homo-erotic retard!
Today
this loser came to my blog
just to post this
YJ: STUPID.STUPID.STUPID.
YJ: HuH.Hate you so much.My results better than you.Haha.
EMO RETARD !
Pra-PMR Sejarah results :
Set 3 2008 : should be 80, cause Pn.Kalai marked wrong one of the questions
Set 2 2008 : 75...bleh
Anyway, YJ = Yong Jie? Just saying...
Not posting any animals today....Cause I'm in a bad mood.
Curses !
this loser came to my blog
just to post this
YJ: STUPID.STUPID.STUPID.
YJ: HuH.Hate you so much.My results better than you.Haha.
EMO RETARD !
Pra-PMR Sejarah results :
Set 3 2008 : should be 80, cause Pn.Kalai marked wrong one of the questions
Set 2 2008 : 75...bleh
Anyway, YJ = Yong Jie? Just saying...
Not posting any animals today....Cause I'm in a bad mood.
Curses !
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Order : Study Again?
Said I'm lazy
Said I'm useless
Said I never study
I dunno what she will say net time
So I'm off
to study...
Polar bear is cuter than rabbits -.- Girls mind < Boys mind ??? no offence :D
Said I'm useless
Said I never study
I dunno what she will say net time
So I'm off
to study...
Polar bear is cuter than rabbits -.- Girls mind < Boys mind ??? no offence :D
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Untitiled Random?
Went to school
For scout
Cleaned up our Scout Den
And learned how to sharpen a knife
and cut my finger
After that
went to Ipoh Parade
with Ayam, LanSoHxx, Yap Zheng Yong & Tang Man Hoong
played bowling against Ayam and GodLike Yap
1st round - 1st place with 86 marks
2nd round - 2nd place with 47 marks? I forgot lol
And that pervert fatty bought a HENTAI MAGAZINE
damn him that's disgusting
goddamnhim!
>:(
And went back home, and did nothing except :
Playing computer games
Get scolded by mum
Sleep?
Yea, that's all
Rabbit time! Lazy lah -.-
For scout
Cleaned up our Scout Den
And learned how to sharpen a knife
and cut my finger
After that
went to Ipoh Parade
with Ayam, LanSoHxx, Yap Zheng Yong & Tang Man Hoong
played bowling against Ayam and GodLike Yap
1st round - 1st place with 86 marks
2nd round - 2nd place with 47 marks? I forgot lol
And that pervert fatty bought a HENTAI MAGAZINE
damn him that's disgusting
goddamnhim!
>:(
And went back home, and did nothing except :
Playing computer games
Get scolded by mum
Sleep?
Yea, that's all
Rabbit time! Lazy lah -.-
Friday, September 11, 2009
Order : Study
Ok
so my mom told me that I should study at least 4 hours a day
And that made me freaked out
4 HOURS??
I will be sleeping after reading for about....
15 minutes?
Lmao
7.45am Sejarah Pra-PMR test
did badly
cause I haven't study Form 3 syllabus yet
so I get wrong alot
And Mr.Leong made a announcement today
saying that it will only take 1 minutes
and he's right....
It only took 59 seconds....
I was counting with my watch... -.-
During Science lesson
Sam played with Raven's Rubic Cubecausing Sam ( he deserved it )
& Raven ( innocent :( )
scolded by Mr.Leong
actually it was Ong Zhan Wahh who played it
but he throwed it to Sam in the last minutes
after sawing Mr.Leong came
Ong = coward?
I don't know....
No offence...
After that at Maths lesson
I can't solved a question
which is
24^2/3 * 1/3 * 3^-2
ya, this question
which means my Indices are still very weak...
Haiz...
And video responses (again) to Choong Jo Ee's challenge
for the cutest animal?
I'M
SURE
I
WILL
WIN
!!! :D
so my mom told me that I should study at least 4 hours a day
And that made me freaked out
4 HOURS??
I will be sleeping after reading for about....
15 minutes?
Lmao
7.45am Sejarah Pra-PMR test
did badly
cause I haven't study Form 3 syllabus yet
so I get wrong alot
And Mr.Leong made a announcement today
saying that it will only take 1 minutes
and he's right....
It only took 59 seconds....
I was counting with my watch... -.-
During Science lesson
Sam played with Raven's Rubic Cubecausing Sam ( he deserved it )
& Raven ( innocent :( )
scolded by Mr.Leong
actually it was Ong Zhan Wahh who played it
but he throwed it to Sam in the last minutes
after sawing Mr.Leong came
Ong = coward?
I don't know....
No offence...
After that at Maths lesson
I can't solved a question
which is
24^2/3 * 1/3 * 3^-2
ya, this question
which means my Indices are still very weak...
Haiz...
And video responses (again) to Choong Jo Ee's challenge
for the cutest animal?
I'M
SURE
I
WILL
WIN
!!! :D
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Unlucky Day
First, I played Ah Loong's Rubic Cube
then I get caught
and I need to meet with En.Oh
who hit my buttocks
with his nasty cane
Omigod that sure's hurt
But I'm used to that
cause I'm always get hit by Encik Tan
(for not wearing PJK trousers)
And after that Lai Choon Huong ( is this spelled right? )
squashed Raven's (maybe) apple
causing the apple juice to drip on the floor
weird + disgusting
eww.....
Then, The BackRow Gang ( lol )
mixed Ho Hock Wah's water with Lam Kah Yeen's
( also not so sure )
3A1....nasty....
And the video response to Choong Jo Ee! :)
then I get caught
and I need to meet with En.Oh
who hit my buttocks
with his nasty cane
Omigod that sure's hurt
But I'm used to that
cause I'm always get hit by Encik Tan
(for not wearing PJK trousers)
And after that Lai Choon Huong ( is this spelled right? )
squashed Raven's (maybe) apple
causing the apple juice to drip on the floor
weird + disgusting
eww.....
Then, The BackRow Gang ( lol )
mixed Ho Hock Wah's water with Lam Kah Yeen's
( also not so sure )
3A1....nasty....
And the video response to Choong Jo Ee! :)
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Say No 2 Animal Abuse!
Today
Raven played with a moth
OMG
juz leaved the poor little guy alone
or it will be hurted by your big ugly coarse hands
yes I love nature :)
Kian Teck made a right decision to let it go
or it will became a toy for those girls... -.-
PS: Raven, if you likes a moth so much, here's one for your viewing pleasure
LAME
And to Choong Jo Ee:
It's not that I wanted to remember those disgusting parts
But I just can't forget all those...LOL
and no SMI? then Anderson will do!
Kittens for you!
Raven played with a moth
OMG
juz leaved the poor little guy alone
or it will be hurted by your big ugly coarse hands
yes I love nature :)
Kian Teck made a right decision to let it go
or it will became a toy for those girls... -.-
PS: Raven, if you likes a moth so much, here's one for your viewing pleasure
LAME
And to Choong Jo Ee:
It's not that I wanted to remember those disgusting parts
But I just can't forget all those...LOL
and no SMI? then Anderson will do!
Kittens for you!
IOKittens! >-< so cute...
My Type of Girl??? LOL
Tagged by Jo Ee, completed it lazily....
3. Accepts you for who you are?
Yup, that's the only time when I'm myself!
4. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Nevermind for me, as long as I like her :D
5. Muscular?
16. Religious?
Any will do
17. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Internet freak will be ok to me.
Ccomputer games geek? Depends
18. Good kisser?
Of course!
19. Loves children?
Yes? x2?
Lazy to tag people, so complete it if you like... -.-
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
Any boy will prefer their gf is good looking
2. How about sense of humor?
Girl with sense of humour? Weird, but OK to me
Any boy will prefer their gf is good looking
2. How about sense of humor?
Girl with sense of humour? Weird, but OK to me
3. Accepts you for who you are?
Yup, that's the only time when I'm myself!
4. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
Nevermind for me, as long as I like her :D
5. Muscular?
O.O Holy crap no!
6. Plays piano?
Aiya, nevermind to me
7. Vain?
fk NO!
8. Shy type?
Nevermind to me
9. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Good girl :)
10. Active or passive?
Both
11. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
So annoying, so no
12. Mr/Ms. love letter?
I prefer action! :D
Aiya, nevermind to me
7. Vain?
8. Shy type?
Nevermind to me
9. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Good girl :)
10. Active or passive?
Both
11. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
So annoying, so no
12. Mr/Ms. love letter?
I prefer action! :D
13. Flirt?
Oooo, that will be cute :)
14. Poem writer?
ANTIQUE!
15. Serious?
Depends
ANTIQUE!
15. Serious?
Depends
16. Religious?
Any will do
17. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Internet freak will be ok to me.
Ccomputer games geek? Depends
18. Good kisser?
Of course!
19. Loves children?
Yes? x2?
Lazy to tag people, so complete it if you like... -.-
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Hate This Life
One month from PMR
And I finally started to study
And my mom thought I don't study
SCOLD SCOLD SCOLD
BLA BLA BLA
never check the truth
And now I can only on9
in the afternoon
At night I study
I want to go play basketball
and my mom scold me again
said what i come home will terus tidur
will not study
WTFk!
damn i starting to hate this PMR thing...
Pic-Of-The-Day!
I sure like kittehs! :D
And I finally started to study
And my mom thought I don't study
SCOLD SCOLD SCOLD
BLA BLA BLA
never check the truth
And now I can only on9
in the afternoon
At night I study
I want to go play basketball
and my mom scold me again
said what i come home will terus tidur
will not study
WTFk!
damn i starting to hate this PMR thing...
Pic-Of-The-Day!
I sure like kittehs! :D
Monday, September 7, 2009
Quick & Fast
Morning
Went out for breakfast
with my parents
First time in a few months
LOL?
And then the Chu Yuan Restaurant tauke came
to repair our house's fuse
cause it always dropped down
causing my parents couldn't watch the TV
and now it's fixed
The tauke also knows plumbing and lighting too!
And the afternoon I went to Chee Mun's house
played UNO with Kah Seng and Chee Mun
for one hour I guess?
Then went to Yik Loong's house
played basketball and
read his 'Tears of Angel' novel?
for Pei Miao
nice work, but still can be improve
PMR countdown : appropriately 1 month
BUCKLE UP, I will try... :P
Pic-Of-The-Day!
Went out for breakfast
with my parents
First time in a few months
LOL?
And then the Chu Yuan Restaurant tauke came
to repair our house's fuse
cause it always dropped down
causing my parents couldn't watch the TV
and now it's fixed
The tauke also knows plumbing and lighting too!
And the afternoon I went to Chee Mun's house
played UNO with Kah Seng and Chee Mun
for one hour I guess?
Then went to Yik Loong's house
played basketball and
read his 'Tears of Angel' novel?
for Pei Miao
nice work, but still can be improve
PMR countdown : appropriately 1 month
BUCKLE UP, I will try... :P
Pic-Of-The-Day!
Cutest
Furry
Little
Bastard
EVAR!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
The Truth
Let's face it everyone
We all don't like to study
right?
But for the PMR
we are studying our *ss off
so sometimes we need to take a break
You know what I mean?
Don't get too much stress
until you want to commit suicide
lol :D
Pic-Of-The-Day!
We all don't like to study
right?
But for the PMR
we are studying our *ss off
so sometimes we need to take a break
You know what I mean?
Don't get too much stress
until you want to commit suicide
lol :D
Pic-Of-The-Day!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Don't know what to post?
This is my official apology to Choong Jo Ee for her wrongly writen name :(
And this Monopoly, you sure will lose to me :)
And this Monopoly, you sure will lose to me :)
Friday, September 4, 2009
And the real blog~
YEA, FINALLY!
Just a unknown person promised
not to disturb me again
I escaped the devil's clutch
wee~~ :D
(no offence,juz joking)
But now, he/she goes and disturbs my friends
I feel like punching his/her face
for being a busybody....
Get a life...
(no offence,juz joking AGAIN)
Today, Neoh Kah Meng showed some interest in studying Science
so Chong Jo Ee & Ah Huong helped him
but that Mr.Leong thought they were chatting
How unfair
Almost all the teachers picked on Delia and Neoh Kah Meng
except Mr.Cheong
That's why they're uninterested to study
Teachers.....will never understand
I felt sorry for both of them...
And I just asked my mom what was 'ke lian' in English
which is 'miserable, poor, pitiable & sorry'
and I get scolded by her
because of a misunderstanding
WTF, SHE THOUGHT I WAS WRITING
THAT MY LIFE IS MISERABLE
I'M JUST ASKING
AND SHE SCOLDED ME FOR SOME UNLOGICAL REASON
WITH NO EVIDENCE
THAT PROOFED THAT I WROTE THAT TYPE OF BULLSHIT
goddamnit, blowing out steam just now....
Pic-Of-The-Day!
ROFLLMAOLOL, this is so obvious
Tagging Fun?
My friend tagged me, and I have to complete this survey~
♥ 被點到必填,不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
♥ 請老實的回答每一個問題。
♥ 不行擅自涂改题目。
♥ 寫完請點 8 位小朋友,不可不點。
♥ 點完後請通知那 8 位小朋友他被點到了。
♥ 那 8 位小朋友填完問卷,必須把問卷寄回 - 給你填問卷的人
--------------[ 壹 ] . 個 人 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 01 ] 你叫什么 : Chek Chang Jun
[ 02 ] 你的綽號 : Random, SoHax?
[ 03 ] 你的血型 : Not sure
[ 04 ] 你的星座 : Capricorn
[ 05 ] 你是男還是女 :Middle-Middle Boy
[ 06 ] 你幾歲 : 14 and 9 months
[ 07 ] 你住哪里 : Ipoh
[ 08 ] 你現在的學校 : SMJK Poi Lam
[ 09 ] 你有沒有手機 : Yup
[ 10 ] 承上,那是多少:WTF?
--------------[ 貳 ] . 朋 友 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 11 ] 你最要好的朋友 ( 限1個 ): ummm, Botak Lee Dick?
[ 12 ] 你最討厭的人 ( 限1個 ): JUST A UNKNOWN PERSON! >:(
[ 13 ] 你最正的女性朋友 ( 限1個 ): nope, I don't have any girl friends
[ 14 ] 你最帥的男性朋友 ( 限1個 ): Chu Chea Hong, a.k.a KY
[ 15 ] 什麼樣的女生你最討厭 : Act cute, double-edge sword....
[ 16 ] 什麼樣的男生你最討厭 : Bragging type....
[ 17 ] 你的好朋友有誰 ( 不限 ) : I don't know....Friends huh...
[ 18 ] 你經常和哪位朋友出去 : Ayam Chuah
[ 19 ] 你身邊最憨的朋友 ( 限1個 ): ???WTF???憨??
[ 20 ] 你身邊最可愛的朋友 ( 限1個 ): Sam Cheah Jit Wai
--------------[ 參 ] . 感 情 題 - 15 題 --------------
[不想回答这里的问题咧~]
[ 21 ] 你有沒有喜歡的人 : Yup, cause I'm normal
[ 23 ] 如果沒有,那你希望什麼時候有另一半 : NAH
[ 24 ] 到目前為止,你跟多少人告白過 : None
[ 25 ] 到目前為止,你被多少人告白過 : 2, shocked?
[ 26 ] 到目前為止,你交過多少個男 : I'm not G@Y....
[ 27 ] 你現在有另一半嗎? : Nah
[ 28 ] 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎样: Holy sh*t!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!
[ 29 ] 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎 : Of course! :D
[ 30 ] 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人 : For fun? Looks? I don't know...
[ 31 ] 你跟你的另一半牽手過嗎 : Nope
[ 32 ] 你跟你的另一半抱或親過嗎: Walao, so hardcore?
[ 33 ] 你跟異性牽手過嗎 : Kindagarten -.-
[ 34 ] 是誰,你們什麼關係 : Classmates?
[ 35 ] 現在有人在追你嗎 : Uh, IDK, no one will like me I guess....
--------[ 肆 ] . 混 合 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 36 ] 如果有天,好朋友離你而去: Haiz, no one will be together forever...Meet on the Net!
[37 ] 如果有天,好朋友背叛你: Let him pay! >:) Pay back10 times the agony I suffer!
[ 38 ] 如果有天,好朋友對你喜新厭舊了: Lim Yik Loong? I'm used to it.
[ 39 ] 如果你很受不了你的父母: Nope, they are the greatest
[ 40 ] 你上课認真嗎 : Sometimes, depends on which lessons....
[ 41 ] 你上課都在做什麼 : Chatting, daydreaming,masturbating lol jk
[ 42 ] 你功課好不好 : Of course! Nah I'm lazy~
[ 43] 你打開電腦都在幹麻 : Use it of course, stupid question
[ 44 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個同性 : Don't know
[ 45 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個異性 : Don't care
--------------[ 伍 ] . 兇 手 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 46 ] 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰 : Por Xi Lin
[ 47 ] 這個人對你好不好 : Yeah
[ 48 ] 這個人是你的誰 : Princess? lol my former classmate
[ 49 ] 你有喜歡過這個人嗎 : Never thought of
[ 50 ] 你們認識多久了 : 3 years???
[ 51 ] 這個人是怎樣的人 : Outgoing, socialble, and dll
[ 52 ] 這個人正/帥嗎 : Eh? Don't know, already three years no meet
[ 53 ] 這個人有沒有喜歡過你 : ...Think yourself, or ask her
[ 54 ] 這個人跟你有沒有在一起過 : Sits beside me in Standard 6
[ 55 ] 萬一你喜歡這個人,你會怎麼辦 : Do nothing
-------------[ 陸 ] . 聯 想 題 - 10 題 -------------
[ 56 ] 說到正妹你會想到誰 : Woot, I can't say...XD
[ 57 ] 說到帥哥你會想谁 : Chea Hong
[ 58 ] 說到憨你會想到誰 : WTF?
[ 59 ] 說到痴你會想到誰 : Lee Dick Joe, botak -.-
[ 60 ] 說到暗戀你會想到誰 : Sam Cheah LOVES Seow Yi Teng
[ 61 ] 說到出去玩你會想到誰 : Myself
[ 62 ] 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰 : Ong Zhan Zhun
[ 63 ] 說到傻子你會想到誰 : Tai Ewe Chen & Lee Dick
[ 64 ] 說到笑點低你會想到誰 : KY
[ 65 ] 說到愛笑你會想到誰 : Lee Dick and myself
-------------[ 柒 ] . 學 校 題 - 11 題 --------------
[ 66 ] 你的班導是誰 :Goldfishman Mr.Leong
[ 67 ] 你的座位是第幾排第幾个 : First row 4th place
[ 68 ] 你最喜歡的老師是誰 : Depends on my mood
[ 69] 你英语好吗 : Half bucket of water
[ 70 ] 你的數學好嗎 : Okay lah
[ 71 ] 你喜不喜歡你的校長 : Lol cockroach
[ 72 ] 你的學校好看嗎 : Freaking small...
[ 73 ] 你的班級是 : 3A1
My tags :
♥ 被點到必填,不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
♥ 請老實的回答每一個問題。
♥ 不行擅自涂改题目。
♥ 寫完請點 8 位小朋友,不可不點。
♥ 點完後請通知那 8 位小朋友他被點到了。
♥ 那 8 位小朋友填完問卷,必須把問卷寄回 - 給你填問卷的人
--------------[ 壹 ] . 個 人 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 01 ] 你叫什么 : Chek Chang Jun
[ 02 ] 你的綽號 : Random, SoHax?
[ 03 ] 你的血型 : Not sure
[ 04 ] 你的星座 : Capricorn
[ 05 ] 你是男還是女 :
[ 06 ] 你幾歲 : 14 and 9 months
[ 07 ] 你住哪里 : Ipoh
[ 08 ] 你現在的學校 : SMJK Poi Lam
[ 09 ] 你有沒有手機 : Yup
[ 10 ] 承上,那是多少:WTF?
--------------[ 貳 ] . 朋 友 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 11 ] 你最要好的朋友 ( 限1個 ): ummm, Botak Lee Dick?
[ 12 ] 你最討厭的人 ( 限1個 ): JUST A UNKNOWN PERSON! >:(
[ 13 ] 你最正的女性朋友 ( 限1個 ): nope, I don't have any girl friends
[ 14 ] 你最帥的男性朋友 ( 限1個 ): Chu Chea Hong, a.k.a KY
[ 15 ] 什麼樣的女生你最討厭 : Act cute, double-edge sword....
[ 16 ] 什麼樣的男生你最討厭 : Bragging type....
[ 17 ] 你的好朋友有誰 ( 不限 ) : I don't know....Friends huh...
[ 18 ] 你經常和哪位朋友出去 : Ayam Chuah
[ 19 ] 你身邊最憨的朋友 ( 限1個 ): ???WTF???憨??
[ 20 ] 你身邊最可愛的朋友 ( 限1個 ): Sam Cheah Jit Wai
--------------[ 參 ] . 感 情 題 - 15 題 --------------
[不想回答这里的问题咧~]
[ 21 ] 你有沒有喜歡的人 : Yup, cause I'm normal
[ 23 ] 如果沒有,那你希望什麼時候有另一半 : NAH
[ 24 ] 到目前為止,你跟多少人告白過 : None
[ 25 ] 到目前為止,你被多少人告白過 : 2, shocked?
[ 26 ] 到目前為止,你交過多少個男 : I'm not G@Y....
[ 27 ] 你現在有另一半嗎? : Nah
[ 28 ] 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎样: Holy sh*t!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!
[ 29 ] 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎 : Of course! :D
[ 30 ] 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人 : For fun? Looks? I don't know...
[ 31 ] 你跟你的另一半牽手過嗎 : Nope
[ 32 ] 你跟你的另一半抱或親過嗎: Walao, so hardcore?
[ 33 ] 你跟異性牽手過嗎 : Kindagarten -.-
[ 34 ] 是誰,你們什麼關係 : Classmates?
[ 35 ] 現在有人在追你嗎 : Uh, IDK, no one will like me I guess....
--------[ 肆 ] . 混 合 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 36 ] 如果有天,好朋友離你而去: Haiz, no one will be together forever...Meet on the Net!
[37 ] 如果有天,好朋友背叛你: Let him pay! >:) Pay back10 times the agony I suffer!
[ 38 ] 如果有天,好朋友對你喜新厭舊了: Lim Yik Loong? I'm used to it.
[ 39 ] 如果你很受不了你的父母: Nope, they are the greatest
[ 40 ] 你上课認真嗎 : Sometimes, depends on which lessons....
[ 41 ] 你上課都在做什麼 : Chatting, daydreaming,
[ 42 ] 你功課好不好 : Of course! Nah I'm lazy~
[ 43] 你打開電腦都在幹麻 : Use it of course, stupid question
[ 44 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個同性 : Don't know
[ 45 ] 你的即時通裡有多少個異性 : Don't care
--------------[ 伍 ] . 兇 手 題 - 10 題 --------------
[ 46 ] 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰 : Por Xi Lin
[ 47 ] 這個人對你好不好 : Yeah
[ 48 ] 這個人是你的誰 : Princess? lol my former classmate
[ 49 ] 你有喜歡過這個人嗎 : Never thought of
[ 50 ] 你們認識多久了 : 3 years???
[ 51 ] 這個人是怎樣的人 : Outgoing, socialble, and dll
[ 52 ] 這個人正/帥嗎 : Eh? Don't know, already three years no meet
[ 53 ] 這個人有沒有喜歡過你 : ...Think yourself, or ask her
[ 54 ] 這個人跟你有沒有在一起過 : Sits beside me in Standard 6
[ 55 ] 萬一你喜歡這個人,你會怎麼辦 : Do nothing
-------------[ 陸 ] . 聯 想 題 - 10 題 -------------
[ 56 ] 說到正妹你會想到誰 : Woot, I can't say...XD
[ 57 ] 說到帥哥你會想谁 : Chea Hong
[ 58 ] 說到憨你會想到誰 : WTF?
[ 59 ] 說到痴你會想到誰 : Lee Dick Joe, botak -.-
[ 60 ] 說到暗戀你會想到誰 : Sam Cheah LOVES Seow Yi Teng
[ 61 ] 說到出去玩你會想到誰 : Myself
[ 62 ] 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰 : Ong Zhan Zhun
[ 63 ] 說到傻子你會想到誰 : Tai Ewe Chen & Lee Dick
[ 64 ] 說到笑點低你會想到誰 : KY
[ 65 ] 說到愛笑你會想到誰 : Lee Dick and myself
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[ 66 ] 你的班導是誰 :
[ 67 ] 你的座位是第幾排第幾个 : First row 4th place
[ 68 ] 你最喜歡的老師是誰 : Depends on my mood
[ 69] 你英语好吗 : Half bucket of water
[ 70 ] 你的數學好嗎 : Okay lah
[ 71 ] 你喜不喜歡你的校長 : Lol cockroach
[ 72 ] 你的學校好看嗎 : Freaking small...
[ 73 ] 你的班級是 : 3A1
My tags :
- Choong Jo Ee
- Raven Lee
- Lim Seng Tat
- Tang Siew Yee
- Ho Keet Yee
- Lien Tzyy Shiuan
Thursday, September 3, 2009
It's Driving Me Crazy...
Here, this is a video for a person I 'like' :(
Please don't hide your identity
It will make me nervous and anxious
And when I'm hyper anxious
I will get mad
and go crazy....
So, please let me know your identity
and stop copying my name...
cause my name is
'Just A Normal Person In The World'
And today 3A1 get scolded by Mr.Oh
cause we wasted electricity by opening the lights in the morning
Kids nowadays
didn't care for Mother Nature....
how pathetic....
And at dinner I ate 2 and a half bowl of rice
effing full that time...
Newest record, hahaha....
Pic-Of-The-Day!
Please don't hide your identity
It will make me nervous and anxious
And when I'm hyper anxious
I will get mad
and go crazy....
So, please let me know your identity
and stop copying my name...
cause my name is
'Just A Normal Person In The World'
And today 3A1 get scolded by Mr.Oh
cause we wasted electricity by opening the lights in the morning
Kids nowadays
didn't care for Mother Nature....
how pathetic....
And at dinner I ate 2 and a half bowl of rice
effing full that time...
Newest record, hahaha....
Pic-Of-The-Day!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
7:14
Today is the 7th of July in the Chinese Lunar calender
which is the date
when the Hell Gate is openfor the hungry ghost to fill-up
for one month
the ghost are on the rise
so don't go out in the night
or u might meet something OR someone transparent
BOO! scared ya' 0.0
Today when checking my teeth
I experienced the most heart-stopping time of today
One of my tooth was loose for about half a year
And the dentist thought that I should took it down
Oh no
I had already lost one of my tooth
now another?No no no, absoulutely not
Luckily the nurse gave me a chance
and let me go
Puff...
And I'm not scared of pain ok?
( My Curious Case of Teeth)
4 of my baby teeth, once lost, never born again
Now, I had lost one of the four
Another one is loosing
Rest two are currently healthy and strongWant to take a look at the photo?
Change your mind
It's disgusting
Apparently, KY is very worried of his sexy photo
will be spread on the Internetand all the girls in the class will know
woot! that will be smoking hot!
I like this idea >:)
hehehe~~~
And some poeple just pissing me off now
Just a unknown person & ur sunbae
Just who are these two people?I hate guessing
and this is bugging me off....
Grr...>:(
And for the Pic-Of-The-Day
Monday, August 31, 2009
Suffering.....Ended.....
My 10 hours of suffering...
Had finally ended....
Now in the comfort of my home....
I got back ache, legs sore, headache....
Here pain, there pain, everywhere pain pain...
Old Random is really in pain....
EYAEYAOH~
Ok, early in the morning, which is 5.15am,
I woke up, and went to school...
Arrived and guess what?
Marching, in the creepy cold of the dawn...
Waste of time...
Until a Kenari's horning stop the bs from continuing...
TL, Tan Lai Thiam and I went to the kindergarten-like
Wonderful Ice-Cream Factory....
so small...
just like a kindergarten....
Ayam and LSH were already arrived
much more earlier than all of us
cause they came with their own cars.
First we tied some rope web around the tent
Decoration purposes?
And we prepared the mini games....
5 types : -
Basketball, Ping Pong, Mini Golf, Soccer & Secret Box
My section was the Mini Golf...
Repeatingly bending up and down....
Picking up the golf balls....
Back ache errupted...
Sitting down on the floor until I get muscles cramps...
Damn....
Until 4pm, the crowd only increased
And the crowd still didn't showed any signs of going home
Holy crap we work effing hard
And we had to pick up all the thrash the customers left behind
But at least they gave us each two boxes of ice-cream
I choosed Chocolate and Durian :)
And I met Lee Dick Joe in this promotion fun-fair
Lee Dick Joe aka Lee Dick aka Botak Lee
aka Judy aka No D*** Boy aka Do S** Lee
same as always
as loud as always
as bald as always
:D
After reaching home, I went for a haircut
I waited for a goddamn half an hour
and the barber tried to cheat me
told me to pay RM19
RM12 -> RM15 -> RM19 ?!?!?
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Short & Brief
First, the Merdeka celebration is still on
just saw it on TV today
at Dataran Parlimen
the place is freaking small...
Then, I gonna have a 10 hours duty for Scout tomorrow
In Jelapang Wonderful Ice-cream Who-Knows-Where
10 hours, Omigosh, go there to sleep or what?
But maybe i can eat some free ice-cream... ;D
No time, got to sleep...
AND REMEMBER! Result does not represents your personality....
just saw it on TV today
at Dataran Parlimen
the place is freaking small...
Then, I gonna have a 10 hours duty for Scout tomorrow
In Jelapang Wonderful Ice-cream Who-Knows-Where
10 hours, Omigosh, go there to sleep or what?
But maybe i can eat some free ice-cream... ;D
No time, got to sleep...
AND REMEMBER! Result does not represents your personality....
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Bored
I'm so bored, and I don't feel like writing a nice blog today...
Not in the mood.... SO damn bored....
Not in the mood.... SO damn bored....
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